1 part spiritual milk, spoiled to taste
2 parts regergitated spiritual food granules - recycled if possible from past meal(s)
2 packets of prepared #2 speeches
Mix together in large bowel (oops, bowl) until smooth.. Crush any 'lumps' in mix with dose of anti-independant thinking pre-mix and hammer as neccesary to insure the final result:
Final product should be bland in appearance and taste, very dark (add does of 'new light remover' as neccesary to insure darkness) and have a prominent mind-numbing effect on all who eat it..
Occasionally, people consuming this food do not receive the full effects of mind numbing.. In cases such as these, it is wisest to increase dosages.. If that still has no effect, immediatly remove food from said person, and see if they suffer sufficient withdrawal as to ask for it back.. If they do, remember to 'test' to make sure that they are indeed now succeptible to mind numbing effects.. If resistance to mind numbing properties of food is still detected, they are to be thrown away like the bad apples they are!
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
This product may cause severe cognitive-dissonence, depression, isolation from family and friends who are not sharing in the consumption of similiar food, dillusions of grandour (rightousness), clouded views of the meaning of the words 'truth', 'love', 'friend', 'God', 'Christ', 'Chrisitian' and a few others, and an unrelenting urge to tell all how good the food tastes, even if personally the person experiences a hard time swallowing the food from time to time..
It is said that new batches of 'food' are made almost daily, however, we have scientifically sampled many different batches of 'food', and found that although the ingredients sometimes are changed, more than likely the quantity of the individual ingrediants are changed.. The overall Quality, texture and taste of the food remains relativly unchanged, and tastes roughly the same today as it did 'generations' ago... Also note that the Quality is been proven to be very low grade nutrition at best.. In fact, serious deficiencies in essential vitamins, minerals and other ingredients known to be essential for a happy healthy life are seriously lacking, or in many cases non-existance altogether.
Scientific research has investigated and proven that for 99.999% of the population of Earth, this food is actually very sour and bitter, but has a 'hint' of everlasting sweetness to it that is alluring..
Researcher and at one time consumer of this food Dungbeetle has been quoted as saying, "After comparing this food to everything else in this world, DUNG tastes better.. DO I make my point clear?"
NOTE TO PHYSICIAN: This food is classified as addictive, and professional help is often needed to fully reverse the effects of long-term exposure and consumption.. While being weined from the product, side effects such as severe loss of self identity, abandonment, anger, sadness, turmoil, trama, stress, disbelief and fear are common. The patient needs to be assured that these symptoms are only temporary, and although may last for years, they are NOT permanent. The best solution to these symptoms is good old fashioned human love and compassion!!!!
