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  Older men make better lovers

  by rekless in

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  london (reuters) - older men are better lovers and have fewer impotence problems than their younger counterparts, with the "male menopause" a myth pedaled by drug companies to sell their products, according to a british psychologist.. dr. lorraine boule, from sheffield university in northern england, told the british psychological society conference that men became more skilled sexually as they get older, british newspapers reported on saturday.. "older men sustain erections for longer, are longer coming to orgasm, and satisfy women better.

  sexual activity does diminish with age, but the quality should get better," she was quoted as saying by the daily mail.. boule's conclusions were based on a survey of 185 married professional men aged 30 to 60. while 22 percent of men under 46 suffered erectile problems, only 16 percent of those over 46 did.

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  Oh its true : A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she proceeded to find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night.

  The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. The first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.

  When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a condom to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs.

  Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"

  The elderly groom replied, "There are two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber."
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  How Many DF'ing Offences Have You Committed?

  by Englishman in

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  i must confess that her ladyship and i lived together for 6 months before we got married, so that must be, er...say 200?.

  then we used to spend 3 nights a week gambling in tiberiuss casino, even after we got married, so.....umm, say another 250?.

  i must have eaten black pudding, say, 100 times?.

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  Hey Gumby, if you smuggle anything across the border, take Simon a handgun he wants one.
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  How Many DF'ing Offences Have You Committed?

  by Englishman in

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  i must confess that her ladyship and i lived together for 6 months before we got married, so that must be, er...say 200?.

  then we used to spend 3 nights a week gambling in tiberiuss casino, even after we got married, so.....umm, say another 250?.

  i must have eaten black pudding, say, 100 times?.

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  Simon, I love cigars. Try Swisher Sweets Outlaws with rum, man they are good!
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  Handgun

  by WildTurkey in

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  i was wondering how many in here, after leaving the borg owns a hand gun for protection or learned the martials arts ?

  i own a handgun.

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  here you go Nathan:*** w83 7/15 25 "Seek Peace and Pursue It" ***
  15 If a sizable number of Witnesses in a congregation should be disturbed in that someone is hunting animals merely for sport, and not for obtaining food, he might not be in position to receive special service privileges, because of his offensive reputation.—1 Timothy 3:2.
  16 It is similar if one of Jehovah’s Witnesses insists on carrying or having firearms for protection against humans, or on learning the martial arts. The spiritual elders should take immediate steps to counsel and help him to remedy the situation. (Micah 4:3) Anyone who thus continues to carry personal arms or otherwise equips himself to become “a smiter” would cease to qualify for special privileges in the congregation.—1 Timothy 3:2, 3.
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  How Many DF'ing Offences Have You Committed?

  by Englishman in

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  i must confess that her ladyship and i lived together for 6 months before we got married, so that must be, er...say 200?.

  then we used to spend 3 nights a week gambling in tiberiuss casino, even after we got married, so.....umm, say another 250?.

  i must have eaten black pudding, say, 100 times?.

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  Im inactive, so I could get Dfed. So here goes, I've been drunk to many times to count, I've been high, I post on here, chat in the chatroom with all you Dfed folks. The other day at a place where I work the guys there wanted to prey for my wife, (she had to go to the doctor) so I joined hands with them and they preyed, do that many times you will get the boot by the brothers, bought my kids birthday gifts. And there was this goat, Shit was that out loud! Hey wait a minute, all these things I just confessed, Englishman are you an undercover elder?
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  Handgun

  by WildTurkey in

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  i was wondering how many in here, after leaving the borg owns a hand gun for protection or learned the martials arts ?

  i own a handgun.

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  LoL,Angharad. Well if it had pepper spray in it, it would count.
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  What happened?

  by WildTurkey in

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  what happened to amazing's post on the 5/1/02 watchtower?

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  Thanks Angharad, Im dumb!
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  Handgun

  by WildTurkey in

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  i was wondering how many in here, after leaving the borg owns a hand gun for protection or learned the martials arts ?

  i own a handgun.

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  I was wondering how many in here, after leaving the Borg owns a hand gun for protection or learned the martials arts ? I own a handgun.
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  What happened?

  by WildTurkey in

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  what happened to amazing's post on the 5/1/02 watchtower?

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  What happened to Amazing's post on the 5/1/02 WatchTower?
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  Brent and Jean Smith

  by LittleToe in

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  anybody know brent and jean smith?.

  my wife carries the distinction of receiving a sympathy card, from them, due to my recent da.. word certainly is getting around.

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  LoL. Oh man thats funny. Hey you should send Jean a card, condolances of her hubby still being brain washed. No just kidding, dont want to sink to their level. Well brother your not dead in our eyes. Take care Litte Toe.