Posts by WildTurkey

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Our Hangout
by WildTurkey in
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WildTurkey

Hey Cowboy, anytime you can come on down, in fact all yall can come party with us!!!
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Our Hangout
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Sorry, I guess, I went a little over board with the pics.
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First Mammogram
by WildTurkey in
1. social
2. humour
many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but theres no need to worry.

by taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam, and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared.

and you can do this right in your own home!
WildTurkey

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but theres no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam, and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared. And you can do this right in your own home!
Exercise 1
Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between the door and the main box. Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for five seconds (while you hold your breath). Repeat again, in case the first time wasnt effective enough.
Exercise 2
Visit your garage at 3 am when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat for the other breast.
Exercise 3
Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set an appointment with the stranger to meet next week and do it again!!
CONGRATULATIONS! Now you have nothing at all to worry about when you go for your mammogram!
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CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER
by Xena in
1. jw
2. friends
classes for men at our local learning center for adults.. sign-up by july 4th.. note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents,.

each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.. .

topic 1. how to fill up the ice cube trays.. step by step, with slide presentation.. .
WildTurkey

Will there be a test???
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HOW DO YOU ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM?
by bay64me in
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question for ex jws.......what do you really enjoy doing, now that you have the freedom to do it?
WildTurkey

DAMN!!!! ThiChi, now I want a cigar and a beer!
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Our Hangout
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What makes you smile?
by WildTurkey in
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what brings a smile to your face?

i cant help but smile when my wife laughs, or when my kids play outside.

i also smile when my boy, who is 15 wants to talk to me.
WildTurkey

Thanks everyone, all your post has warmed my heart and made me smile!
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A great song
by WildTurkey in
1. social
2. entertainment
here is a song to down load off of kazaa, new orleans ladies, by louisiana leroux
WildTurkey

Here is a song to down load off of Kazaa, New Orleans Ladies, by Louisiana Leroux
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The WTS is 100% wrong.
by Mr Bean in
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2. bible
my question is:

how you can trust an organization which has 100% miss!?!?!?

not only regards prophecies but also in doctrinal matters.
WildTurkey

I think your a 100% right!!!!!!
Edited by - WildTurkey on 17 June 2002 20:34:10
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What makes you smile?
by WildTurkey in
1. jw
2. friends
what brings a smile to your face?

i cant help but smile when my wife laughs, or when my kids play outside.

i also smile when my boy, who is 15 wants to talk to me.
WildTurkey

What brings a smile to your face? I cant help but smile when my wife laughs, or when my kids play outside. I also smile when my boy, who is 15 wants to talk to me. God , there is so much in this world that makes us sad, so much in our past that hurts, so tell me some of the things that makes you smile. Oh by the way, it makes me smile when folks reply to my thread. lol