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  Favorite Football team?

  by WildTurkey in

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  ok guys and dolls, american football will start in a couple months, so who is the team you pull for?.

  ok i know i will get shit for this but go cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  i love the dallas cowboys

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  Hey safe, we agree on a pro team, but my college team is the LSU TIGERS Geaux TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO

  by WildTurkey in

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  top ten signs you know you've joined a redneck hmo.... .

  10. your viagra prescription includes a popsicle stick and some duct tape.. .

  9. the only 100% covered expense is embalming.. .

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  Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO...10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape.
  
  9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming.
  
  8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill.
  
  7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day".
  
  6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
  
  5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy.
  
  4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter.
  
  3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
  
  2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park".
  
  1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's
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  JWs, Who are they patterned after?

  by WildTurkey in

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  2. friends

  if you asked a jw, who jehovahs witness were patterned after, they would all answer, the first century cong.

  i also would have answered that way, when i was a dub.

  but when reading my elder book, i found this:

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  If you asked a JW, Who Jehovahs Witness were patterned after, they would all answer, the first century Cong. I also would have answered that way, when I was a dub. But when reading my Elder book, I found this:

  Jehovah has an earthly household, or organization, to
  accomplish his work, an organization that appreciates the
  importance of his name and in every way seeks to honor it.
  (Acts 15:14; Eph. 2:19; 1 Tim. 3:15; Heb. 3:4-6) As he did
  in the case of natural Israel, so today Jehovah brings his
  people together as an organization. (Ex. 19:5, 6) They are
  directed by a "faithful steward" appointed to administer
  organizational matters in accord with God's will. (Luke 12:
  42) Ancient Israel served as a pattern of how the worldwide
  Christian brotherhood of Jehovah's Witnesses in these last
  days would be organized as a God-governed people.

  (Heb.
  10: 1) It requires an orderly arrangement to gather the "great
  crowd" out of all nations so that they may declare unitedly:
  "Salvation we owe to our God, who is seated on the throne,
  and to the Lamb." (Rev. 7:9, l0; rs pp. 326-8) Today, this
  involves a "stewardship from God," an arrangement adminis-
  tered through a "faithful and discreet slave."--Col. 1:25;
  Matt. 24:45-47; it-2 p. l035.

  Just thought it was funny! Thats found in the introduction of

  "Pay Attention To Yourselves and to All the Flock" unit 6a
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  Embarrassed

  by WildTurkey in

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  sometimes when i think back about when i was a dub, i get a little embarrassed.

  i remember telling my kids not to draw on watchtower mags (i also had to tell their mother) i was a grown man and would let nerd elders counsel me for dumb things, like saying the word luck, or bulletin board.

  i remember getting to the end of the month and not having the cong average field service time and start to worry what the other elders and co would say.

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  Hey Liz, I know how you feel, my mom did the same thing, she got all our suits at yard sales and Goodwill and hell yes they were way out of style. I remember going out in service with a white shirt and white pants and a solid black tie, and the brother that was in charge for the day said in front of the whole group, hey look the milkman is here, god I wanted to die, but he was our loving leader.
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  Embarrassed

  by WildTurkey in

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  sometimes when i think back about when i was a dub, i get a little embarrassed.

  i remember telling my kids not to draw on watchtower mags (i also had to tell their mother) i was a grown man and would let nerd elders counsel me for dumb things, like saying the word luck, or bulletin board.

  i remember getting to the end of the month and not having the cong average field service time and start to worry what the other elders and co would say.

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  Bulletin board is from the Catholic Church Papal Bull. thats why Jws say Information board

  Edited by - WildTurkey on 14 July 2002 12:10:48
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  Embarrassed

  by WildTurkey in

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  sometimes when i think back about when i was a dub, i get a little embarrassed.

  i remember telling my kids not to draw on watchtower mags (i also had to tell their mother) i was a grown man and would let nerd elders counsel me for dumb things, like saying the word luck, or bulletin board.

  i remember getting to the end of the month and not having the cong average field service time and start to worry what the other elders and co would say.

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  Sometimes when I think back about when I was a dub, I get a little embarrassed. I remember telling my kids not to draw on Watchtower mags (I also had to tell their mother) I was a grown man and would let nerd elders counsel me for dumb things, like saying the word luck, or bulletin board. I remember getting to the end of the month and not having the cong average field service time and start to worry what the other elders and CO would say. I can remember staying out to late on Friday night, then drag my ass out of bed to go in field service Saturday, for Jehovah? No, so the brothers would not get upset! I can remember sleepless nights, because my conscience bothered me, because of the way my wife and I had sex (my wife is a freak yall). I remember making my boys wear ties to the KH when they were just 2 and 3 years old, my little girl had to wear a dress.

  How about you?
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  Sorry Wrong forum

  by WildTurkey in

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  sorry i posted in the wrong forum .

  edited by - wildturkey on 14 july 2002 11:53:22edited by - wildturkey on 14 july 2002 11:57:19.

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  Sorry I posted in the wrong forum

  Edited by - WildTurkey on 14 July 2002 11:53:22

  Edited by - WildTurkey on 14 July 2002 11:57:19
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  Something Different From Me

  by Farkel in

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  note: all single apostrophes have been deleted by simon's software from this word document i just pasted here.. .

  one of the problems with any discussion board is that it doesnt allow us much of an opportunity to show other dimensions of ourselves.

  my great passion is and has always been serious music.

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  Hey Farkel, that is so cool, I really admire your talent, and your devotion. But could you play a little Great Balls of Fire For me. Rock on Farkel!!!!!!
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  Funny

  by WildTurkey in

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  2. humour

  there was this guy who really took care of his body.

  he lifted weights and jogged 6 miles everyday.

  one morning he looked in the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with one exception, his penis.

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  There was this guy who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles everyday. One morning he looked in the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with one exception, his penis. He went to the beach, completely undressed, and buried himself in the sand except for his penis which he left sticking out. Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach. One was using a cane and upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, began to move it around with her cane. Remarking to the other little old lady, she said "There really is no justice in the world!!!"
  
  The other little old lady said, "What do you mean by that?" The first little old lady said, "Look at that........
  When I was 20............... I was curious about it.
  When I was 30............... I enjoyed it.
  When I was 40............... I asked for it.
  When I was 50............... I paid for it.
  When I was 60............... I prayed for it.
  When I was 70............... I forgot about it.
  And now that I am 80, the damned things are growing wild and I am to old to squat!"
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  Do ppl really listen?

  by WildTurkey in

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  do you think ppl really listen?

  do most ppl really care enough to really hear what another person is saying from the heart?

  i dont believe that most ppl really listen to what your saying, i think they are listening for a break in the conversation so they can talk.

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  Do you think ppl really listen? Do most ppl really care enough to really hear what another person is saying from the heart? I dont believe that most ppl really listen to what your saying, I think they are listening for a break in the conversation so they can talk. I would like to know your thoughts.