Posts by WildTurkey

Lol Gopher, man that is so true about the cheese. I work just outside of Green bay, and I swear they ask if you wanted cheese on any type of food you ordered. Ok I love the Cowboys, but I have to tell this one, What do you call a drug ring in Dallas, a huddle.

GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A loss of Life, A tribute to my nieces....

by Cassiline in

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thirteen years ago my nieces were murdered.

today is a hard day for me, remembering the phone call the shock and pain.

lives stolen in a moment.

WildTurkey

((((cassi)))) Im sorry, cassi. I wish, I could think of somthing to say that would make you feel better.

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Lawyer jokes

by larc in

lawyer jokes...... i have a few, i hope you can add some too.

what do you call 300 lawyers at the bottom of the river?

answer: a pretty good start.

WildTurkey

A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity.

"First of all", says the lawyer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it's not covered by healthcare. Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages. Third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..."

"I'm terribly sorry", says the United Way man, "I feel bad about asking for money."

The Lawyer responds, "Yeah, well if I'm not giving them any money, why should I give you any?"

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Lawyer jokes

by larc in

lawyer jokes...... i have a few, i hope you can add some too.

what do you call 300 lawyers at the bottom of the river?

answer: a pretty good start.

WildTurkey

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.

After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says," I said don't do that again!" The rear tiger says "sorry" again and they continue.

After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, "What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop." The rear tiger says, "I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I'm just trying to get the taste out of my mouth."

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Favorite Football team?

by WildTurkey in

ok guys and dolls, american football will start in a couple months, so who is the team you pull for?.

ok i know i will get shit for this but go cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love the dallas cowboys

WildTurkey

lol@ xenawarrior!!!!!! thats funny. I was wondering if you were going to chime in on this thread.

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How about some embarrassing 80's pics?

by LyinEyes in

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let's post some of our 80's pic, or even further back if you want to.

it would really be fun to see some of you in your finest witness attire, bookbag and all.

baptism pics would be a blast to see.. wild turkey had this idea ,but he already started two threads.

WildTurkey

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How about some embarrassing 80's pics?

by LyinEyes in

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let's post some of our 80's pic, or even further back if you want to.

it would really be fun to see some of you in your finest witness attire, bookbag and all.

baptism pics would be a blast to see.. wild turkey had this idea ,but he already started two threads.

WildTurkey

Here you go!!

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KM- Disfellowshipped Relative 8/02

by WildTurkey in

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edited by - wildturkey on 20 july 2002 13:59:47.

WildTurkey

Ty teejay. sorry for the double post. my scanner sucks