Posts by WildTurkey

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Please respond WildTurkey and Lyin Eyes!!!
by TheStar in
1. jw
2. friends
are you guys ok?

i've been thinking about you both since i heard isidore was headed your way and after it hit louisiana.

i hope you guys are ok. please post and let me know.
WildTurkey

(((((star)))))) (((((firedragon))))) thanks yall are two fine ladies.
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Totally happy in your marriage?
by Lost Diamond in
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2. family
how many of you are totally, incredibly happy in your marriage?

how many of you feel that your spouse is your absolute soul mate and you couldn't even imagine your being married somebody else?

talking with the women at work, i'm surprised at how many are not totally happy.
WildTurkey

Dede and I, have been married for 17 years. We have had our problems, but I cant stand the thought of being away from her. In fact, once when I was working in Denver, I had a airline ticket to fly home, and threw it away ($600.00, ticket) and drove home so I could be with her 24 hours sooner, its a 19 hour drive.
No there is no perfect marriage, but I do think you kind find someone you can truly love, someone whos smile never leaves you, someone you can smell her scent right before you go to sleep even when your away from her, and she is the last thing you see before going to sleep. Damn I sound like a sissy!!
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Mike Jones
by WildTurkey in
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2. experiences
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i was wondering if anyone knows mike jones, i believe he is from salinas ca
WildTurkey

His wife name is Rosemary, but he is not with her anymore. He is from Cali, but moved to Louisiana in the 80s, to help a cong here.
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FLUFF??/Why do men.
by plmkrzy in
1. jw
2. friends
always get the isle seats?

did anyone else besides me ever notice that men always get the isle seat at the meetings?

(kh) unless of course all the isle seats are taken and a man arrives late.
WildTurkey

Yeah I think it is a man thing, kind of like sitting in the driver seat.
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Let's welcome my new friend---anyavnclv
by Jesika in
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2. friends
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i met her on another site, i won't say where but i just wanted everyone to say hi.. welcome anyavnclv.
WildTurkey

Good to have you here, welcome to our world!!
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Mike Jones
by WildTurkey in
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2. experiences
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i was wondering if anyone knows mike jones, i believe he is from salinas ca
WildTurkey

I was wondering if anyone knows Mike Jones, I believe he is from Salinas CA
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I Know A Lot Of DUMB ELDERS
by minimus in
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2. friends
in over 4 decades, i have gotten to know a number of people in the organization.i have met governing body members, very prominent bethelites, co's and do's.

i also have come to know countless elders.the majority of elders that i have known are not the brightest human beings on the planet.

most thought they knew it all.
WildTurkey

At one Elders meeting, one elder was concerned about getting Aids in the baptism pool (he had the wonderful privilege of dunking all the newly brain washed ones) Well one of our bright elder suggested he wear a condom while he was baptizing, the elder responded that he was afraid it would come off and float to the top. And these are the best men Jehovah can come up with to oversee his flock!
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Not If She's Pregnant
by WildTurkey in
1. social
2. humour
fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant.... .

"i finished the oreo's.

"not to imply anything, but i don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds.
WildTurkey

Fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant...
"I finished the Oreo's."
"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds."
"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!"
"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"
"Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is the Super Bowl."
"Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."
"Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."
"Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"
"I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"
"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
"Get your *own* ice cream."
"Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."
"Got milk ?"
"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."
"Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
"Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water..."
"Your stomach sticks out almost as much as your ass!"
"You don't have the guts to pull that trigger..."
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My boy's football pic
by WildTurkey in
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2. friends
WildTurkey

Thats a great pic Roy, ty for sharing it. We are 0-2, but we have played a AAA team and a AA team, and we are a A team. but the games were very close.
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My boy's football pic
by WildTurkey in
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2. friends
WildTurkey

Thank all of yall for your nice comments, my boy plays safety, halfback, sometimes linebacker