Lol Reborn, I like that one. Ok here is one for you:
Brett Farve died and went to heaven, God greeted him personally cause he is a big football fan, so he takes Brett to his new home, and tells Brett, this is QB neighborhood, he looks at his new house its a simple two bedroom home, there is an old Green bay Packer flag on the front of the house, Brett says well at least Im in heaven. Then he looks down the end of the street, on top of a hill overlooking all other homes, is a huge mansion with a gold brick driveway, in each brick a diamond D, huge Dallas Cowboy flags flying all over the house. Brett turns to God and says god I dont think thats fair that Troy Akiman gets to live in a house like that while the rest of us Quarterbacks have to live in older two bedroom homes, God starts to laugh and says Brett thats not Troys house thats mine!!!!