I'm sorry Sirona, you might try here, http://www.cancersurvivor.com/
WildTurkey
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Bad Day
by Sirona ini'm posting here because i can't find any other forum to post to about this....plus you all know me and you are a great group of people.. i'm having a really bad day today.
all of a sudden it seems to have "hit" me that i had cancer.
i've been all clear for about 3 months, but all the while i've been terrified of it returning.
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Have You Lost Your Mind?
by WildTurkey inits funny when you think about what the dubs say about us, if they know we are out of the org.
for not believing anymore, they think we have lost our minds, that we are crazy, mentally corrupt.
even if one repents and goes back to the borg he is watched like a hawk.. but now if one has sex with a goat or he runs off with another woman and leaves behind his wife and children to provide for themselves, or he screws you out of your money and leaves you broke, but repents he was not crazy, it was a moment of weakness.
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Its funny when you think about what the dubs say about us, if they know we are out of the org. for not believing anymore, they think we have lost our minds, that we are crazy, mentally corrupt. Even if one repents and goes back to the Borg he is watched like a hawk.
But now if one has sex with a goat or he runs off with another woman and leaves behind his wife and children to provide for themselves, or he screws you out of your money and leaves you broke, but repents he was not crazy, it was a moment of weakness.
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Oil Changing Instructions for Women and Men
by WildTurkey inoil changing instructions for women: .
1. pull up to jiffy lube when the mileage reaches 3,000 since the last oil change.. 2. drink a cup of coffee.. 3.
15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.. .
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Oil Changing Instructions for Women:
1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3,000 since the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent:- $20.00 for oil change
- $1.00 for coffee.
TOTAL: $21.00
Oil Change Instructions for Men:
1. Go to store, spend $50.00 for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree.
2. Get home to discover that the used oil container is full.
3. Instead of taking it to local repair garage for recycling, dump in hole in back yard.
4. Open a beer and drink it.
5. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
6. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
7. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
8. Place drain pan under engine.
9. Look for 9/16th box end wrench.
10. give up and use crescent wrench.
11. Unscrew drain plug.
12. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil ; get hot oil on you in process.
13. Clean up mess.
14. Have another beer while watching oil drain.
15. Look for oil filter wrench.
16. Give up; poke oil filter with screwdriver and twist off.
17. Beer.
18. Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him. Finish oil change tomorrow.
19. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car.
20. Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.
21. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.
22. Walk to 7 Eleven; buy beer.
23. Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
24. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
25. Remember drain plug from step 11.
26. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
27. Discover that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along with drain plug.
28. Drink Beer.
29. Uncover hole and sift for drain plug.
30. Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor.
31. Drink beer.
32. Slip with wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame.
33. Bang head on floor boards in reaction to step 31.
34. Begin cussing a fit.
35. Throw wrench.
36. Swear 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss July (1992) in her overabundant chest.
36. Beer.
37. Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
38. Beer.
39. Beer.
40. Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
41. Beer.
42. Lower car from jack stands.
43. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands.
44. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during step 23.
45. Beer
46. Test drive car.
47. Get pulled over; arrested for driving under the influence.
48. Car gets impounded.
49. Make bail: Get car from impound yard.
Money spent:- $50.00 parts
- $25.00 Beer
- $75.00 replacement set of jack stands
- $1,000.00 Bail
- $200.00 Impound and towing fee
TOTAL: $1,350.00
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Revealing ID safe here?
by happysunshine inis it safe to reveal your identity, location, personal details, etc.
on this site?
or are there any sickos prowling around?
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have never done anything to hide my real name and whereabouts on the Net, and I have been online since 1992. I have never had any problems.
Thats because youre the stalker, JanH. lol
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WildTurkey
Never heard that song Moe but I like the words.
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WildTurkey
Thanks eye girl, that means a lot, you and your sister are sweet. Thats a great song Red.
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This is a song I like, I think its fits now that Im no longer a dub. Its by Rascal Flat. its I'm moving on. please post yours
I've dealt with my ghosts and I've faced all my demons
Finally content with a past I regret
I've found you find strength in your moments of weakness
For once I'm at peace with myself
I've been burdened with blame, trapped in the past for too long
I'm movin' on
I've lived in this place and I know all the faces
Each one is different but they're always the same
They'll never allow me to change
But I never dreamed home would end up where I don't belong
I'm movin' on
At last I can see life has been patiently waiting for me
And I know there's no guaruntees, but I'm not alone
There comes a time in everyone's life
When all you can see are the years passing by
And I have made up my mind that those days are gone
I sold what I could and packed what I couldn't
Stopped to fill up on my way out of town
I've loved like I should but lived like I shouldn't
I had to lose everything to find out
Maybe forgiveness will find me somewhere down this road
I'm movin' on
I'm movin' on
I'm movin' on -
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How about some Recent Pictures? (2000 +)
by Cappuccino OC inyour images - your site - your world
my studio
upload
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Here is one of my boy dancing
Edited by - WildTurkey on 28 July 2002 19:29:18
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Witnesses Just Want To Have Fun!
by Englishman inthere are hundreds and hundreds of permitted extra-curricular activities for jw's to enjoy.
activities that have nothing to do with religion or worship where jw's can really have a ball!.
so, for all of you people who sometimes wonder if you should perhaps go back, lets all list the permitted fun things that any witness can do in his / her spare time.. i'll get the ball rolling:.
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WildTurkey
The only reason I would go to a Jw gathering was to eat. All the games were lame as hell, and designed for nerds to win. We once played a game were questions were asked to married couples, my wife and I lost, but Im sorry I dont know how many pairs of shoes my wife has, I cant name the type of makeup she wears, I dont know how she arranges her garments, because I dont look, why should I, I dont think Im going to wear anything of hers. I dont know what type of laundry detergent she uses, I am just thankful my shirts dont stink.