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  beer better than women?

  by kat7302 in

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  witchywoman

  A beer wont leave the seat up.

  A beer won`t mess up your expensive sheets.

  Beer does not spend days watching sports events.

  A beer will not walk you to the car, to see what kind of car you drive.

  A beer will not try and sneek a kiss on the sly.

  You don`t have to ask a beer if it has a condom.

  If you did not get enough, you can just open another beer.

  A beer will not wonder wether or not you "swallow".

  A beer will never ask you if you can kiss it right here.

  Last but not least, when the beer is gone, the bottle is still hard.

  witchywoman

  Edited by - witchywoman on 30 July 2002 13:21:14
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  beer better than women?

  by kat7302 in

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  Beer is easy to dump, just need a sink

  Beer is upfront, you know if it is sleezy or sophisticated.

  You don`t have to guess a beers size.

  Beer does not care about your weight

  Beer does not care about femininity.

  You can fart and belch in front of a beer.

  A beer wil not expect sex.

  Beer does not care about your income.

  A beer will never propose.

  And the most important, once consumed a beer bottle is still hard!
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  beer better than women?

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  Hey to all you guys, do any of you excercise on a regular basis? If so then you already know the areas where a woman sweats the most. Would you really say that a sweaty beer is better that that?

  I am with the guys on this one because men should only be used for one thing, anything other than that and they start becoming confused as to why you want more from them. Much too complicated for me to figure out. Oh, and why are men so sensitive?

  Why beer is better than men:

  Do not have to dress up for a beer

  Beer will not expect you to be a nice girl.

  Beer does not mind your dirty mouth.

  Beer does not care how many men you talk to.

  Beer does not care how many men you are sleeping with

  You do not have the check beer for disease.

  Beer is not married, rest assured.

  Once consumed, beer will not bother you again.

  Beer will never ask you to move in.

  Do not have to laugh at beers pathetic jokes.

  And let me not forget the most important, once the fluid has been removed the bottle is still hard.

  witchywoman
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  Oil Changing Instructions for Women and Men

  by WildTurkey in

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  oil changing instructions for women: .

  1. pull up to jiffy lube when the mileage reaches 3,000 since the last oil change.. 2. drink a cup of coffee.. 3.

  15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.. .

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  Well dah, I had to write it, pffffffffft!

  Guess which kind of oil change I get.

  witchywoman

  Edited by - witchywoman on 30 July 2002 11:4:30
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  Have You Lost Your Mind?

  by WildTurkey in

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  its funny when you think about what the dubs say about us, if they know we are out of the org.

  for not believing anymore, they think we have lost our minds, that we are crazy, mentally corrupt.

  even if one repents and goes back to the borg he is watched like a hawk.. but now if one has sex with a goat or he runs off with another woman and leaves behind his wife and children to provide for themselves, or he screws you out of your money and leaves you broke, but repents he was not crazy, it was a moment of weakness.

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  Yes,

  I almost lost my mind when I was in there. And now I must say they are right I am mentally corrupt and loving every minute of it!

  Heah, guess what, I was screwed by a goat once though. I admit it, confession time, that WTBTS screwed me royally. Can that be considered a very looooooooong moment of weakness?

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  Evil Christendom Lobbies for Release of JWs

  by blondie in

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  those still attending the book study will see that this week's lesson concentrates on the impending destruction of christendom and how they are represented by edom/esau in how they persecute god's people represented by israel.

  http://www.korealink.co.kr/kt_nation/200207/t2002072617531841110.htm.

  council of churches asks for pardon of prisoners.

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  Spoke up for Jimmy Swagert so as not to lose their tax-free status.

  Looks like the harlot that rides the scarlet colored beast has a new daughter. After all sleeping with Satans representation on earth the UN qualifies the WTS now to be one of the heavyweights and to be considered by the scarlet colored wild beast as one of her own.

  Is this "new light", has the WTS forgotten their own prophecies? Or is it a case that they just don`t care anymore?

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  Where are the Feminine women?

  by 4skins in

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  some months ago i took my annual vacation to the land of kangaroos--you know--where men are men and sheep are skittish?

  as a social commentator i have a vested interest observing cultural changes and trends, etc.

  in the professions and trades in oz the genders dress as androgynous as their counterparts in the us.

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  Edited by - witchywoman on 29 July 2002 23:17:49
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  Repent NOW you sinners!

  by pale recluse in

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  can't wash yourselves clean in the blood of the lamb?

  here's the next best thing!

  instantly wash away your sins with new repent!

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  witchywoman

  Question:

  Will it get rid of these scales that have reappeared on my eyes since I have left the org?

  witchy
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  Cartoon Depiction of Real Fate of Repentant Sheep

  by Had Enough in

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  i hope you all can see this.

  let me know if it doesn't work.. i just had to share it with you since it fits the borg to a "t".. lonely, shunned, rejected sheep returns to be reinstated.

  shepherd thinking his true feelings but not revealing them until the sheep is lead to the slaughter.. .

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  Again, it would be funny if it weren`t oh so true. Say, wasn`t he supposed to go out and find that lost sheep? Why did that sheep have to return of his own accord? He is not watching those other sheep either. Too true.

  witchywoman
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  My story - witchywoman

  by witchywoman in

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  it has been many years since i was dsfsd, i have written this to my sister in hopes that she could understand some of the reasons that the relationship between my daughter and myself have been strained for so many years.

  i thought that by posting this it might help someone else that might be going through some of the same things.. here is my story.hello, as i stated in my other e-mail i will dedicate this entirely to trying to explain my situation with my daughter.

  i hope you don`t mind if it gets lengthy.as you probably already know i chose to be a jehovahs witness, and was one for more than 16 years.

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  Thank you CC,

  And yes you are right, I am not a physical fighter. As a youngster I saw how physical abuse was used to keep my mother in line and to solve problems with her. I always knew deep inside of me that if I ever had to be on the receiving end of that type of abuse that my promise to myself (even at so young of an age) that I would stop it in any way fashion or form that I had to, and I know I would not have stopped until I knew it was over. The repercussions for me (legally) would have been severe.

  The elders did not seem to mind how much misery that I was in. It was a brand new cong. and my friend (jw still talking to me) said that they were probably ready to dsfp their first wrongdoer. Once it was over I never saw the 2 elders again, only the one that came to my motel room. He apologized (seemed sincere) and said that it would be announced at the next meeting.

  witchywoman