well, here is that thread you wanted to see hillary_step!
what is dry humping?
dry humping is a jolly activity pursued by dub teenagers frightened to death of taking off each other's clothes, so instead they just do the horizontal salsa with their clothes on.
Points to highlight are that every time you Dry Hump, someone gets beheaded, and that the practice has its roots in a pagan ritual.
Quite so. And it was never mentioned as something Jesus did - since we want to imitate him precisely, we should never do anything he didn't do.
This includes using computers. GET OFF THE INTERNET NOW YOU DAMN APOSTATE-WANNABEES! CAN'T YOU SEE THE DANGER!
freddie - check with simon if you feel that this post should remain.
hs
edited by - hillary_step on 16 september 2002 18:38:2.
Hey, I don't want to read that sort of stuff here myself
Which is why I was congratulating our censors. I mean, we certainly would not want to 'stumble' any spiritually weak people, would we?
BTW, in view of the tender sensibilities of those here (and the fine counsel of our brother hillary_step), I've decided to change my garments to something more 'befitting a christian'.
freddie - check with simon if you feel that this post should remain.
hs
edited by - hillary_step on 16 september 2002 18:38:2.
why woul some of you bastions of a censorship free life not start a thread that sensibly debates the issue
Who said anything about a censorship free board? I was just thanking the fine censors for 'keeping our eye simple' and 'focused on Kingdom interests'. We certainly would not want to be distracted by the 'vanity of the world', and censors like yourself help keep us focused.
I mean, that's a good thing, right?
feel the need to take off their clothes before taking their profile pictures
Sounds like someone is a tad jealous.
freddie - check with simon if you feel that this post should remain.
hs
edited by - hillary_step on 16 september 2002 18:38:2.
Well, I just wanted to let you all know that I love censors so very much.
Indeed, I wish I could give them all a big hug.
Thank you, indeed, for clearing away the thoughts and comments of people that might cause anyone offense. I certainly would not want my mind sullied with such a 'spirit of the world'. Must always keep our mind on clean and righteous things. You know, things that 'bring praise to jehovah's name'
this was just so hilarious that i had to send it to the board.
originally there was a nifty link to an old light website (it's amazing that even some dub websites can now officially be considered "old light", heh!
) given to us by good old jt, and here is a quote from it:.
There has been no single year since that time in which there hasn't been a war or conflict
somewhere on earth
You know, if my recent conversation with bro, he kept bringing up the signs of the end - like so.
Did someone forget to tell the dubs this is the exact same way the world was BEFORE 1914, too?
I mean, when was the last disease that wiped out 2/3 of Europe's population? Before or after 1914?
When was the last time a number of nations fought a war that lasted ONE HUNDRED YEARS?
Spanish inquisition? Before or after 1914? Napoleon conquering Europe? Before or after? Barbaric medical practices of treating battlefield injuries (READ: saws)? Before or after 1914?
Did penicilin, 'modern medicine', antibiotics, and innoculations start benefiting mankind before or after 1914?
Oh, wait, that's right - someone DID forget to tell them....
You know what's funny? If you asked your average JW if they would prefer to live in the 'better' world before 1914, they would instinctively answer 'yes' without thinking about it. I wonder how many would have the gall to actually say that if they DID think about it?
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as the ranks of jw's continue to deplete, what are your thoughts on meetings and assemblies being disrupted or heckled by angry ones as more eyes become open to this cult and the damage it has done.. anyone?.
dismembered
I think the bulk of people who leave are angry for a while.
Then simply stop caring and feel a little embarrassed for believing such nonsense for so long. You'd hardly want to go back and loudly proclaim you USED to believe that stuff.
I almost feel sorry for those who continue to try to change the org from within.
hmmm....well, things should get interesting in a hurry.
for those who don't know my story, the wife and i were born into the org.
raised in it, baptised, both very good publishers, pioneered, et al.
Yeah, I figured as much.
Hey....anyone....thoughts on questions above?
And, another one:
How many current JW teachings are based on things that are not, by any stretch of the imagination or alternate interpretation, in the bible?
I can think of their position on masturbation and smoking - but I'm quite confident my bro (the ultra conservative he is) is quite against those things, anyway - so it's a bad idea to argue those points.
Any others?
Edited by - Xander on 12 September 2002 17:49:21
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(okay, sorry if it's old - but i just saw it - teh funnay!
Okay, now those were genuinely funny.
I think I'd go as far as to say that I actually prefer that version of Ep I.
LOLOL!!
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(okay, sorry if it's old - but i just saw it - teh funnay!
(okay, sorry if it's old - but I just saw it - teh funnAy!)
hmmm....well, things should get interesting in a hurry.
for those who don't know my story, the wife and i were born into the org.
raised in it, baptised, both very good publishers, pioneered, et al.
so they've been apostates since they were kids
Or before they were born?
Yeah, well, I pointed that out. In any case, we didn't get any calls last night after their meeting. Not sure what that means? I almost wish he would have called back to continue the conversation.
BTW, anybody have any comments on my two questions above?
