Posts by Xena

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Some funny things about Aussies...

by closer2fine in

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from the australian bureau of statistics.

3 australians die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.. 142 australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.. 58 australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of.

screwdrivers.. 31 australians have died since 1996 by watering their christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.. 19 australians have died in the last 3 years by eating christmas.

Xena

<--------------backing away from closer so as to avoid the shower of beer bottles that are sure to be hurled....

uuummm closer..what happened to Ashley???

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Finally a good test: are you EVIL??

by JanH in

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here's the chance to finally find out what we suspected all along:.

are you evil?

find out at http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/evil.jsp.

Xena

I suggest those of us that are "kinda evil" get together and beat up on the ones that are "just a little evil" that should put us over the top into "pure evil"

I refuse to believe that my beautiful innocent mango is evil!!! It just cannot be!!! Is there something here I need to know??? lol Intrigued Mango..very intrigued!

Oh took the Celebrity Look one:

Xena, your celebrity look is the Romantic Look!

With the eyes of a Botticelli and the smile of a DaVinci, you're the latest embodiment of the Romantic Look. It's your fascinating combo of dreamy innocence and smoldering desire that always keeps 'em guessing. Your tender, inner nature comes out in the soft colors and flowing fabrics of your clothes. But just because you can pull off the pastel eye shadows, pouty glossed lips, and the wide-eyed look of a kitten, everyone knows that you're no angel. Once you slip into something sexy for the evening and dab a little fragrance behind the ear, you're capable of just about anything. Mysterious as a cat, you share the same romantic allure as Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, and Andie MacDowell. And just like them, your sincere, inner beauty always manages to shine just as brightly as your striking appearance.

Geez Jan thanks for getting me hooked again on these things again....hhhmmm personally I think you are pure EVIL

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Finally a good test: are you EVIL??

by JanH in

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friends

here's the chance to finally find out what we suspected all along:.

are you evil?

find out at http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/evil.jsp.

Xena

Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper. Get tips on turning up your evilocity — sign up with Emode.com.

Only kinda evil...I am going to have to work on that

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Question - What is your dress sense now?

by Celtic in

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just out of interest, what is your favourite, most comfortable style of dress sense now?.

peace.

celtic

Xena

Overalls & a tee shirt or if it is cold a thermal shirt

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How Much Are You Worth?

by ItsJustMe in

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if you want to know, go to the website www.humanforsale.com.

i'm officially worth $1,801,662.

have fun!

Xena

You are worth exactly: $1,853,650.00.

We hope you can find somebody who is wealthy enough to afford you.

Darn I thought being from Texas would put me over the top

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Only J.w's will survive the big A

by toddy in

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my question is,if it is true that only j.w's will survive then surely everybody on the planet should at least get the option of becoming a witness,but there are people living in remote parts of the world who rarely come into contact with civilisation,im pretty sure there are still small tribes of people living in some rainforest who haven't even been discovered yet,where do theses people fit in,do they just perish like the rest of us?.

sorry if this is a daft question,been on the guinness all night!

Xena

Is it my imagination or is msil's eye blinking faster??? lol

edward I do believe we need to adjorn this to a more private forum don't you??? [:|]

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Video Conferencing

by RR in

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has anyone here on the board tried chatting via video conferencing?

i have cuseeme and net meeting.. ____________________________.

"pain is inevitable.

Xena

thank you shauna and yes I do under the darlindi hotmail account...

hey neon I put you on my yahoo friends list...

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Texas......

by closer2fine in

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for xena and billygoat..... when you're from texas, people that you meet ask you questions.

like, do you have any cows?

" it's nice to be able to say yes.. they ask you, "do you have horses?

Xena

YYYYYeeeeeeHHHHHaaaa a Texas thread!!! Born in Texas...and no matter where I go I always come back...and yes we do have big boobs and hair lol and I used to have a horse....does that count?

Why do all the ex Jdubs living in Dallas????

To all those who said nice things about my home state...thank ya'll kindly...to those who trashed us...just sour grapes cause you aren't from here too!

Thank you for the thread closer it is great!!!!!

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