LMAO- Loved it Xena!!!!!!
and President Barbie? Hell YA!!!
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xenawarrior
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Barbie's Nasty Christmas Letter To Santa
by Xena indear santa: .
listen you fat little troll, i've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and i hate to break it to ya santa, but it's definitely payback time!
there had better be some changes around here by next christmas, or i'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it).
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Where Have All The Pretty Women Gone?
by Englishman into explain: i recall in the 60's and 70's driving down portsmouths commercial road during a lunch time.
in the summer, there would be dozens of pretty girls strolling along, enjoying their lunch breaks.. high-heeled, well groomed and shapely of leg and well turned ankle, these delightful creatures smelled as good as they looked and were a real tonic to an over worked young man such as me.. so where are all the pretty women now?
all i see these days are skinny women with their boobies pushed up to their chins and half a pound of shrapnel punched through their noses and ears.
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Where Have All The Pretty Women Gone?
by Englishman into explain: i recall in the 60's and 70's driving down portsmouths commercial road during a lunch time.
in the summer, there would be dozens of pretty girls strolling along, enjoying their lunch breaks.. high-heeled, well groomed and shapely of leg and well turned ankle, these delightful creatures smelled as good as they looked and were a real tonic to an over worked young man such as me.. so where are all the pretty women now?
all i see these days are skinny women with their boobies pushed up to their chins and half a pound of shrapnel punched through their noses and ears.
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Where Have All The Pretty Women Gone?
by Englishman into explain: i recall in the 60's and 70's driving down portsmouths commercial road during a lunch time.
in the summer, there would be dozens of pretty girls strolling along, enjoying their lunch breaks.. high-heeled, well groomed and shapely of leg and well turned ankle, these delightful creatures smelled as good as they looked and were a real tonic to an over worked young man such as me.. so where are all the pretty women now?
all i see these days are skinny women with their boobies pushed up to their chins and half a pound of shrapnel punched through their noses and ears.
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xenawarrior
Edited because I didn't post in the first place - I was using Elsewhere's computer the other day and it left me logged in I guess
In any event- I'm with whoever said they are all here on this website
XW- of the "still wearing the high heels" class
Edited by - xenawarrior on 13 November 2002 22:3:6
Edited by - xenawarrior on 13 November 2002 22:58:23
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Super Bowl Predictions
by WildTurkey in.
im a huge cowboy fan but i dont think they will make it to the super bowl, damn sure would love to be wrong.
ok here is who i think as of right now pittsburgh stealers and san francisco 49ers and god i hate them both, well thats my pick how about you?
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why, what else was worth watching sunday night at 8:30 p.m?
Well, we did have 2 really great guys to party with so that was definetely worth more, yet somehow we were glancing at it from time to time just to see the Dollfish lose once again.
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Thinking about taking a break
by Elsewhere ini'm thinking about taking a break from this place for awhile.. one of the reasons i came here was because of the way jws have been so mean to me.
i don't like to see people be mean to each other.. lately i have been seeing people i care about being very mean to each other and me.
i just can't handle that.. please don't be mean.
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Are You Afraid Of Anything???
by minimus inafter reading many posts on this site, it seems we all share the same types of fears.while witnesses, some were petrified to give a talk in the theocratic ministry school.
others were sick to their stomach to go out in door to door work.
if the elders said that they wanted to talk to you after the meeting, fear would set in throughout the whole night.
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Spiders. Oh, and any thread started by minimus.
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Super Bowl Predictions
by WildTurkey in.
im a huge cowboy fan but i dont think they will make it to the super bowl, damn sure would love to be wrong.
ok here is who i think as of right now pittsburgh stealers and san francisco 49ers and god i hate them both, well thats my pick how about you?
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Crazy: $200 per ticket- that sounds better- they are going for that here now too. UGH! Still looking for tickets for Packers vs. Vikings so I can sit in the stands with notinterested, hannible and joannadandy and raz them for several hours about their Vikings team
And yes, next year-hop on a plane!!!!! Would be a blast- to actually be sitting in Lambeau Field with home town Packers Fans is an experience all by itself!!!!
dubla: I am soooooo sorry about your teams loss on Sunday. For some reason, Heaven and I were glued to the television set while that game was on- LOL
Go Packers!!!!!
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Has anyone got this in email?
by Been there in.
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deleted by been thereedited by - been there on 13 november 2002 4:6:12.
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Been There
It's a hoax
That file is part of Windows and it's a needed file. Don't delete it. You may want to send an email out to all of the folks on that list and let them know before they delete it. This hoax has been around for about a year now.
Sorry- more internet BS eh?
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Stopping by to say hi..
by Mimilly inthought i'd stop by to say hello and drop hugs all around.
i do lurk from time to time - but have withdrawn quite a bit due to several weeks of flu and infections.
the marital front sucks.
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(((((((((((((((((Salem))))))))))))))))))
Miss you!!!! Glad to hear that your new job is going well and is able to provide some distraction from the angst of your situation. Also-great that your girls are doing well and you have some snuggle time with them!!!!!
Hugs coming your way!!!
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