Posts by Yerusalyim

the day before i went on holiday i was talking about my upcoming marrige and i mentioned that jws didnt have to marry in the past.. she wouldnt beleive me so i lent her the big penton book to prove it.. i left the country and phoned when i got to the hotel i was staying at bout 5 hours later.. "ive read 155 pages son" ................. i came home 2 weeks later to hear.. "im not going back to the tuesday group study son, thats it".

"do you want ray franz book mom ?".

Yerusalyim

YAHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Impregnated with Wrong Sperm

by simplesally in

did you read the story about the lady who got inseminated with the wrong sperm?

it was not her fiance's sperm, who is black, the lady is black as well.

it should be a happy time for 40-year-old laura howard of trumbull.

Yerusalyim

If you were the fiance would you leave the woman for cheating?

Seriously though...dumb mistake, the dollar signs went off right away...I'm QUITE GLAD she's not aborting.

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What form will you take when Jesus appeared (in the second Coming) ?

by Tyre in

in the resurrection, what form will you take when jesus appeared (in the second coming) ?.

1. physical body.

2. spirit body

Yerusalyim

In the resurrection, what form will you take when Jesus appeared (in the second Coming) ?
1. Physical Body
or
2. Spirit Body

YES!

It will be both, he will come back JUST AS HE LEFT according to scripture. He'll have a body that can be touched, eat, etc, but that can appear and disappear at will, etc.

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Guilt over getting an old friend DF'ed

by Ciara in

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i've been thinking about this guy i used to know when i was a jw.

we went to school together and were in the same congregation.

he was fading, but one day me and my dad were passing a convenience store and we saw him smoking outside.

Yerusalyim

Look at it this way, in the long run you probably did him a favor.

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UN Ban On Religion

by laurelin in

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does anyone here know anything about the supposed resolution that the un have about banning all religion?.

i've done a google search but can't find anything and i'd be grateful for any help on this.. thanks.

Yerusalyim

Because the UN has the power and authority of "THE WILD BEAST"...and because John Kerry would ask France's permission...oh, wait...they'd enforce that like they did the "sanctions" against Iraq....NEVER MIND!

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Woman: HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET

by reboot in

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hazardous materials information sheet.

element.

woman.

Yerusalyim

COMPOSITION:
~~Precious metal~~ Sugar and spice and everything nice
Market Value:
Not a tradable commodity (in most societies, has been known to loan itself out if ignored)
Trading highly incouraged in some small circles (YIKES)

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UN Ban On Religion

by laurelin in

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does anyone here know anything about the supposed resolution that the un have about banning all religion?.

i've done a google search but can't find anything and i'd be grateful for any help on this.. thanks.

Yerusalyim

Actually, I remember reading this some time ago (on Snopes??). Apparently some outside group or NGO has proposed this ban, which doesn't mean it would ever come up for a vote...thousands and thousands of resolutions are submitted each year. Few see sunshine, much less pass.

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Beck's beer = best beer

by doogie in

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the german purity law.

no preservatives.

which means no hangover.

Yerusalyim

Doogie,

Two words...HEFFE WEISE...Beats BECK all to hell. But yes, God bless those Germans and their beer.

By the way, it's not really the "additives" that cause hangovers...though they can extenuate them more. Hangovers are brought on by toxin build up as the body tries to process the alcohol. Right after consumption alcohol is metabolized into a toxin before it breaks down further...drink too much and the system gets backed up.