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  BAFTAS - YEAH!

  by Crumpet in

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  i'm so f***king happy.

  one of my absolute favourite directors has won best film in the baftas for this is england:.

  shane meadows .

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  What a great movie! I'll always remember it.
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  I have a gift! What's yours?

  by Crumpet in

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  otherwise entitled: smoking - a cautionary tale.

  i have a gift, a talent for getting myself locked into or out of places.

  ever since i was small i have managed to get myself locked in most host's lavatories and unable to quite mistress the ability to unlock the door.. today i surpassed myself.

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  Not my story but my sisters. She was working the late shift at K-Mart. It was her job to restock some shelves in the back before closing, she was always such a hard worker, immersing herself in it, she didnt' notice that the store closed with everyone in it gone. I got off work and went to pick her up, but she wasn't out front waiting, the front of the store is dark and I panic thinking she's been kidnapped. There was one other person in the store, a guy that did the floors would get locked in till morning, problem was he didn't speak English, so he was no help. Her and I ended communicating by pay phone and got the manager out of bed to come unlock the store so she could get out. He was NOT happy.
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  My wife is attending an "Assembly"?

  by Shadow1 in

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  my wife has gone to attend an "assembly" can anyone tell me what goes on at these meetings?.

  -"un-believing mate" still very new to all of this.. .

  shadow1.

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  Its like hell, but with dress clothes and sandwiches.
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  Elder asks me why we quit... (Long)

  by Odrade in

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  2. beliefs

  in this thread i mentioned having a long chat with an elder last summer.

  i didn't realize i had never posted the story, so here it is.. last summer (when i went to buy my new camera lens) i ran into one of my favorite jws at the photography shop.

  he was buying a camera bag for his new dslr, and i saw him, went up and greeted him, hugged him.

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  Thank you for posting this. Excellent! I hope I handle it as well if it ever comes up.
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  Tell me about the weirdos in your congro.

  by karter in

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  we had a guy who used to bang on about natural remedies.. at the doors and meetings he would tell everyone what was wrong with them and what to take to remedy it he even told the brothers of for sell coke at the assemblies.. however there was know remedy for his mental health apart from that he was a fat little porker who looked like you could grow spuds on his teeth and washing wasnt big on his agenda last i heard he joined scientology.. we had 4 sisters in the congro pregnant one nut case confessed to the elders he was father to all of them.. one sister used to attack the po's wife in the kh then stand up through the meeting and abuse at the speaker after that they would call the sike team it wasnt uncommon for her to go door to door at midnight.. last i heard she became a counsellor..

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  Unfortunately my mom was the biggest weirdo in the congregation. She was very intimidating and could roll over anyone with her knowledge of the bible. After she was disfellowshipped for apostasy because she started partaking, things got really weird. She made all of us attend every meeting and sit in the front row, where she would hiss or loudly disagree with everything the elders she didn't like would see. She wouldn't allow us to bow our heads to the prayer or sing any of the songs.

  Once when were asked to leave due to her disruptiveness, she spit on one of the head elders. They said they'd call the cops on us if we came back. Weird story. anyway, her disfellowshipping was recinded but things didn't get better. We ended up leaving and I am infamous in this area for all her crazy antics.
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  JW husband wages holy war on Catholic wife in Wisconsin

  by Gopher in

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  if this is the kind of people the watchtower teachings are producing these days, wow!.

  the story is from racine, wisconsin (usa).. http://www.journaltimes.com/articles/2008/01/31/local_news/doc47a2324aaf46e080288013.txt.

  jehovah's witness husband allegedly wages holy war on catholic wifeby journal times staffthursday, january 31, 2008 2:42 pm cst.

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  Maybe the witnesses would be more successful if they just starting threating to pound people into the ground if they don't take the literature.
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  funny what can happen if they think you are an elder...true sex story

  by oompa in

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  i started to put this in the great thread here on weirdos in your hall which i have so enjoyed, but there was a bit more story to it.

  there a pitiful little hunchback young man of about 25 that was soooooo introverted it was really sad.

  so he calls my house to speak to my elder dad, and i answer the phone.....unfortunately, at 15, i sounded a lot like my dad, and as soon as i said "hello" he blurts out...."brother oompa, i just wanted you to know i have gotten rid of all my pornography, and am going to really try to work in harmony with my prayers to stop masturbating.

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  ugg. I know what its like to be that shy, inept person who would do stupid crap like that. I feel so terrible for him!
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  HAPPY MARDI GRAS!!!!!!!!!!

  by bigdreaux in

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  to all my jwd friends i want to wish you all a happy mardi gras.

  and to those of you who were born and raised here but cannot partake,,,,,i raise my drink to you.

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  Happy Mardi Gras from Lake charles! We are about to leave for the Gumbo cookoff and horse parade.
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  IS YOUR KINGDOM HALL NEAR POINT OF COLLAPSE?

  by badboy in

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  any takers?

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  yumbby

  Pioneer Spirit! That Aurora congregation is the last Kingdom Hall I ever attended! They had the korean or vietnamese? congregation upstairs and had to switch it because the ceiling was about to cave in... what a small world this is sometimes?
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  Memorial: Partaking of the Emblems

  by tula in

  1. watchtower
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  if you partake of the wine and you are not "approved" status..... are you supposed to be cursed?

  would you be "reproved"?

  would they ignore you or call a jc?.

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  Oh I forgot one thing. My mom completely quit reading the literature after she starting partaking because she said she received it through the holy spirit ahead of time anyway. Do most annointed claim to have the channel like the Governing Body?