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  Paging All Illuminati!!!

  by czarofmischief in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  young, eager writer happy to help dupe masses and promote satanic new world order.

  in return, seeks compensation in the form of carnal satisfaction, narcotics, and a concealed carry permit with a license to kill.

  also, a pony, magical, red, with gold mane and hooves, named brush, for riding and ribbon-plaiting purposes.

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  czarofmischief

  I think I ordered that book... hmm...

  Have to be checking my mailbox

  CZAR
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  Public Library and Creationism ... UGH

  by Panda in

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  2. current

  i got upset at our library yesterday.

  i found a video tape titled evolution what's in your childs textbook (well thats not the exact title but close.

  ) i asked why they bought this, the answer : it was a donation.

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  Evolution is not necessarily the answer. It is a possible explanation for existing evidence, but in terms of being absolute truth, has not yet been verified.

  There are many problems with evolution, but even more so with creation. There may be a third hypothesis that answers all of them just as credibly or more so - and we just haven't come up with it yet. Personally, I go along with evolution for most of the animals, but the radically different nature of humanity makes me think that we are truly different in some bizarre way.

  Creationism in the public libraries is annoying, but I also find books on Islam, in fact, any subject that catches my fancy, whether I like the ideas presented or not, and that is the function of a library. Not to be the organ of "truth" but the repository of "idea presentations" wherein we can pick and choose which work and which don't. I am fundamentally against the "scholarship" of communism which presents itself as being absolute truth - even though it doesn't work and cannot be proven. But I would never suggest banning the works of Marx and Engels.

  I despise National Socialism and its inherent anti-Semitism, but Hitler's Mein Kampf has a place in the library - the ideas that not only didn't work, but caused incredible pain and suffering.

  I don't like Nietzche's insane ramblings, but I read them anyway because I was seeking ideas for my own personal philosophy - and he gave me a good idea of what WASN'T the answer.

  My point is, the library serves not only as a record of our successful ideas, but also our unsuccessful ones and what happened when we tried them. The Bible itself is a strong testimony against the power of blind faith, as you look and see the ridiculous consequences of following religious fanaticism.

  CZAR

  CZAR
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  Paging All Illuminati!!!

  by czarofmischief in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  young, eager writer happy to help dupe masses and promote satanic new world order.

  in return, seeks compensation in the form of carnal satisfaction, narcotics, and a concealed carry permit with a license to kill.

  also, a pony, magical, red, with gold mane and hooves, named brush, for riding and ribbon-plaiting purposes.

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  Young, eager writer happy to help dupe masses and promote Satanic New World Order. In return, seeks compensation in the form of carnal satisfaction, narcotics, and a concealed carry permit with a License to Kill. Also, a pony, magical, red, with gold mane and hooves, named Brush, for riding and ribbon-plaiting purposes. Entertaining offers from all 13 families, so please include salary advance for consideration. Can romanticize the hopeless struggle and defiance of YHWH and create a cultic subclass upon demand.

  CZAR of the "just paged through some conspiracy websites" klass
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  Personal Goals......

  by flower in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  found this linked from one of the jw sites.

  is'nt it interesting how things like reading the actual bible and becoming a more loving husband are all the way at the bottom.

  i guess they arent as important as cleaning the hall or sending them money and not nearly as important as going to meetings and reading their books so the indoctrinization can begin.

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  CZAR'S TOP TEN PERSONAL GOALS FOR ALL APOSTATES:

  (1) Help one (1) person out of the truth.

  (2) Form a committee to help dubs recycle their old magazines as birdcage liners, firestarters, and toilet paper.

  (3) Hack WT website redirecting all "hits" to pornographic site.

  (4) Set up Sister Slut's website, dedicated to fulfilling all those naughty dub fantasies like "Backdoor Witnessing" and "Two at the Door, Three on the Floor" and "Fleece of the Sheep" and "The 'bate Crowd" and "Pimping Overseer" and "What Sister Sally Saw" and "JC Sausage Party".

  (5) Become the "False Prophet" of Revelation fame.

  (6) Compile all of JCanon's writings into a handy-dandy reference that can easily fit into most SUV's.

  (7) Start a rumor that the UN is moving its headquarters across the East River into the Brooklyn office buildings of the WT, thus fulfilling the prophecy of the disgusting thing standing in a holy place, and all the Witnesses will have to "flee to the mountains" or carefully measure their elevation in feet above sea level and never come down below a "generally Biblically acceptable standard" of what constitutes a "mountain" or a "mountainous elevation" set by the Society as being 14,000 feet.

  (8) Walk around behind Ted Jaracz repeating everything he says in a voice like Linda Blair's in the Exorcist.

  (9) Smurf-a-palooza at the next District Convention.

  (10) Seduce a CO's wife. Bonus points if she's married to a GB member. Receive a medal for your efforts from his majesty the Czar of Mischief. If you are Stacy Smith, you get a medal anyway.
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  Sinuitis and a cure?

  by jayhawk1 in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  for the past two months, i have been fighting one cold after another, but what seems to never leave is the burning in my nose and throat.

  six days ago my doctor perscribed cephalexin 500mg (antibiotic), but so far i am still miserable.

  while looking online, many websites want to sell their various cures, usually for about $35.00 us.

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  Avoiding smoking and milk products for a while helps me. Plenty of hot showers, steam. Build up your immune system with vitamins and good diet.

  There is no "quick cure" in my experience for chronic sinusitis.

  There are two problems with sinus infections. One is the presence of bacteria, the other is the buildup of mucus. The problems work hand in hand with each other. The bacteria inflame the sinus linings, causing mucus production. The mucus provides a bacterial breeding place beyond the reach of antibiotics and your own immune system.

  So, you need to keep the mucus moving to prevent bacterial breeding in it. Drink water, avoid dairy, avoid smoke and things you are allergic to. An air purifier / humidifier can help a lot to reduce the presence of allergens and keep your mucus membranes from drying out. (when the membranes dry out, they crack, and then you can get an infection from the mucus that has the bacteria in it)

  The other thing is to kill bacteria / prevent future infections. While antibiotics can clear up an infection that is present, the real and true help is your own immune system. Vitamins, plenty of proteins to aid cellular regeneration, and lots of water to keep your membranes moist and intact.

  The thing about sinusitis is that it never really goes away completely - the bacteria just breed too rapidly and efficiently to ever go away. But you can prevent the large-scale infections through maintenance.

  CZAR
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  Personal Goals......

  by flower in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  found this linked from one of the jw sites.

  is'nt it interesting how things like reading the actual bible and becoming a more loving husband are all the way at the bottom.

  i guess they arent as important as cleaning the hall or sending them money and not nearly as important as going to meetings and reading their books so the indoctrinization can begin.

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  Oh my gawd!

  I feel the sudden urge to go back to bed and get some sleep for all those poor dubs out in service on this grey, miserable day in PA...

  CZAR
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  What Would Happen If You Just Walked Into A Kingdom Hall This Sunday?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  that's the question my wife asked me this morning.

  "what would happen if we just walked into the kingdom hall this morning?

  would the elders be waiting to talk to us?

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  I'd be looked at with agonized confusion, the expressions of "how could you betray us?"

  They'd be desperate to talk to me, but held back by feelings of confused loyalty to the Borg.

  CZAR
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  good news from Vicki Boer

  by needs_lots in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  looks like the letter writting campaign has paid off !!!!!!!!!!!!

  the jw's have dropped costs, and there will be no exchange of money.

  (which, yes, means i still will not receive my huge $5000.00 judgement) (thanks judge molloy!?

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  Oh, that's a relief.

  Congratulations, Vicki, and God bless.

  Whatever their motivations, the WT finally decided to just let it go, and Vicki is the benificiary.

  I am very very glad, Vicki.

  CZAR
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  Article On Self-Control: Witness Blames TV - Shock, Horror!

  by Stephanus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  here's an extract from an october 15, 2003 watchtower article on self-control:.

  can anyone say: "same ol', same ol'"?

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  The dude was probably right. If you sit there watching that stuff over and over, yeah, it will become a stronger temptation.

  But I think that he was picking and choosing what to watch and remember, based on his own desires.

  CZAR
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  Prove yourselves ready - Nov KM

  by dmouse in

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  czarofmischief

  Dear WT God of the moment,

  Was ready for over twenty two years. You did not call. Our records indicate a two thousand year gap in your promised payment plan. Please be aware that we have reported you to the applicable credit bureaus. We will be taking further collection actions via our legal branch.

  Rot in hell, you liar,

  CZAR's Goddebt Collection Committee