or mis-quote... that's even worse.
the one that bugs the hell out of me that my mom would always quote is "out of the mouths of babes" .
regular wine-eer
"and this good news of the kingdom shall be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations and then the end will come."
Matthew 24:14.
And me going door to door for one and a half hours every Saturday Morning is a fulfillment of this prophecy?
bah, humbug!
CZAR
there is an auction of ebay for a copy of this watchtower booklet: .
the person running the auction says, "this tract is out of print something about not being able to use pictures of panda bears if i remember it correctly.
i have never heard anything like this before.
I remember when they changed it.
I don't remember why.
I heard it was because everyone was calling it "The Panda Tract." Which might enrage some uptight beauracrat who wants everyone to call it by its proper name, "T15".
CZAR
i'll start it off........ ralph and his wife are going through a divorce.
she is going to take all his money.
so rather than pay, he asks his best friend since birth to kill her for him.
Is Alabama even on the Internet yet?
CZAR
last night i watched the abc special on the 40th anniversary of king's "i have a dream" speech.
a memory came back to me of the last district convention i attented.
it was in west palm beach (anyone ever been to the leake teepe?
None qualified?
I guess none had gone senile yet.
CZAR
do you think that society is starting to move away from religion?.
first a texas law banning sodomy was thrown out.then the ten commandments were removed from the rotunda of alabama's judicial building.. this question was asked by the christian science monitor:where does god belong?.
i know he is on the money,"in god we trust",right on the money!.
God belongs in every heart.
And not in church.
God doesn't go to church, why should I?
I'm really enraged at the current anti-porn movement!
CZAR
last night i watched the abc special on the 40th anniversary of king's "i have a dream" speech.
a memory came back to me of the last district convention i attented.
it was in west palm beach (anyone ever been to the leake teepe?
I would agree that the black man often gets short shrift in terms of what jobs he gets in the borg.
I'm white, but I had black friends who would talk to me. All it takes is one dick of a whitie in the right position of power to make your life hard. You can have fifty nice white brothers and one closet redneck who can't get past the idea that the Negro wants to steal his woman - and then you've got this redneck handing out piss jobs to the black guys who come near him, and the white guys can't believe it because it is so alien to their own natures to be racist.
It is a consequence of giving anybody power over you who doesn't deserve it, ie. any religion.
Free yourself from the religion, and the problem of racism in religion disappears. Neat, eh?
BTW, two of the brothers on my JC were black. Not that I thought about it THEN, but it seemed that one of them was overly happy to be screwing the white boy from college. The other was a genuinely compassionate man who cried. The third was a little runty dick of a white boy who I'd gladly pummel into a lily souffle next time I catch him on MY turf where I have the power.
CZAR
what's the worst thing you did as a jw?.......for me, it was to help other persons come to love the "organization".
Wow, nobody told me!!!!.
That's harsh.
You need to make amends before karma gets you.
CZAR
i'll start it off........ ralph and his wife are going through a divorce.
she is going to take all his money.
so rather than pay, he asks his best friend since birth to kill her for him.
Sickest joke I know: (DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED, actually do, because I like to offend)
Frank and Joe go into the woods, for a hike. They come upon a set of railroad tracks they can't find on the map, so they decide to explore them. They split up, Frank goes west, Joe goes east.
They meet up again three days later and Frank says, "Wow! Did I have a great time! I got about two miles down the tracks and found this stream, with a waterfall, and I spent the whole day swimming and fishing! I caught my dinner, and at sunset, just as the sky burst into brilliant color, I saw a wonderful rainbow appear in the mists of the waterfall! The only thing that sucks is that my wallet got swept downstream."
Joe holds up a sodden wallet, "Is this it?"
Frank says, "Yeah, how did you find it?"
Joe, looking smug, says, "I found it as I lay on the banks of the same stream, further down current, of course, making love to the most beautiful woman I've ever seen."
Frank says, "What?"
Joe says, "Yeah, I got about an hour down the tracks when I found this gorgeous woman tied to the railroad tracks, like in the old movies. I rescued her and we spent the day making passionate love on the banks of the stream."
Frank says slyly, "Well, did she, you know, give you a, you know, a blow job?"
Joe says, "No, I never found her head."
hi you all i'm starting this early.
my son is graduating next week from bootcamp.
if anyone would like to congratulate him on his achievemnent please do
Kick ass, be proud, represent the home country, pass out lots of candy bars, keep your head down, and NEVER volunteer.
CZAR
some billboards are getting attention in
some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them.
here's a list of all variations of the "god speaks" billboards.
And then perspire?
CZAR
