Posts by czarofmischief

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George Pisses Off Her Majesty..
by Valis in
1. social
2. current
why on earth would he bring his own chefs?

you would think that it would be quite an honor to get to sleep at buckingham palace and he would want to be on his best behavior...sheesh... .

sincerely,.
czarofmischief

Authentic dishes from around the world served on a sesame seed bun with "Mc" stuck in front of it.
mmmm... mcfood... (Homer Simpson noises)
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Bin Laden threat
by JH in
1. jw
2. friends
al qaeda: countdown for ?biggest operation yet inside america?.

monday, november 24, al qaeda marked eid al fitr, the festival closing the muslim festival of ramadan, with a dramatic warning.

debkafile?s counter-terror sources reports that a message published over al qaeda?s electronic channels and websites declared that the countdown has begun for the biggest operation ever carried out in the united states.
czarofmischief

I think the Chinese have the largest. I read somewhere they have a potential recruitment of 200 million troops.
But I get what you mean.
Even if we don't get him, he won't live forever. Neither will his dream.
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e-watchman responds!
by czarofmischief in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
http://www.e-watchman.com/commentaries/nov_21_oblivion.html

this inane gibbering reveals the real motives behind e-watchman!

i will post my rebuttal of this bonehead's commentary in a minute.. czar
czarofmischief

I have conducted a diligent search of e-watchman's site, seeking the reference where he made his prediction that war between Iraq and the United States was unlikely due to e-watchman's understanding of Bible prophecy. I have been unable to locate where he said it. Therefore, unless further research brings this false prediction to light, I will have to withdraw my statement about it. Not because I am admitting that e-watchman didn't say it, but I am unable to locate where he did so.
According to my recollection, it was in the weeks just before the war, as troops built up and the 'shock and awe" press blitz was reaching frenetic heights. It was in the mailbag, in response to a question from readers.
However, because I have not been able to find it - I must withdraw this as a case example of e-watchman's false predictions. However, rest assured that I will be going over all of e-watchman's writings VERY carefully and cutting and pasting every prediction he makes from here on out. One false step, and I shall lay him bare for all to see.
CZAR of the "Hm, digital files are even easier to edit according to 'new light' than the latest WT concordance" class
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George Pisses Off Her Majesty..
by Valis in
1. social
2. current
why on earth would he bring his own chefs?

you would think that it would be quite an honor to get to sleep at buckingham palace and he would want to be on his best behavior...sheesh... .

sincerely,.
czarofmischief

Of course, if Charles the I had had the same kind of frugality, maybe he wouldn't have wound up hanging over Olly Cromwell's fireplace with an apple in his mouth...
I like the queen as a monarch, if you have to have one. She maintains an aura of respectability that eludes her younger relatives, and she's reliably dignified and polite. She sets a good example for all politicians to follow. However, I shudder to think what will happen when she kicks it and one of the younger set takes the throne. I don't know if they are up to it.
"Hey, if you can kibbutz about my President, I can talk about yo' queen!"
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This is what the WatchTower overlooks about Eden
by titomunoz in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
the issue of procreation

what do i learn from the rebellion in the garden of eden that most do not recognize?

have we missed or overlooked a vital element that will allow us to further understand the issues and controversy we are facing before god?
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This is my epiphany, from reading the bible so many times

Well, there's your first problem... the other was taking the damn thing literally.
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The Watchtower and Awake! on audiocassette
by Nosferatu in
1. jw
2. friends
when did the society begin putting the magazines on audiocassette?

did any of you ever go for these things?

do your watchtower study while driving to work?
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How do you underline in Braille?
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George Pisses Off Her Majesty..
by Valis in
1. social
2. current
why on earth would he bring his own chefs?

you would think that it would be quite an honor to get to sleep at buckingham palace and he would want to be on his best behavior...sheesh... .

sincerely,.
czarofmischief

And think, people DRIVE when they are that drunk! Amazing, huh?
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My cat wants to say hello
by Nosferatu in
1. jw
2. friends
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my cat shadow has been dying to use the keyboard, so i'll let him:.

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk,9o0ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppoooooooolppp, .
czarofmischief

Mine are grey and orange.
I should post a picture, when I get my scanner for xmas!
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George Pisses Off Her Majesty..
by Valis in
1. social
2. current
why on earth would he bring his own chefs?

you would think that it would be quite an honor to get to sleep at buckingham palace and he would want to be on his best behavior...sheesh... .

sincerely,.
czarofmischief

Well, let's just say that the intimacy of college dorm rooms, a bottle of 151, the dregs and worm of a bottle of Mezcal, and the effect of trying to bong a 40 all played a part, but mostly, the girl I was dating thought it would be cute.
I had little to contribute to the decision. I had only the razorburns and vague feeling that I'd missed something when I woke up in the morning. Of course, that vague feeling was completely overpowered by the incredible hangover that I had... amazing how much it hurt. In fact, I don't think I've ever been able to drink like that since. I just can't deal with it. I have this whole pain avoidance reaction.
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Add a Caption
by IronGland in
1. social
2. humour
czarofmischief

"Hey, sailor boy!"
"Wanna smoke a doober?"
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