AndDontCallMeShirley

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  Watchtower 1974 says Jehovah will destroy and disfellowship FAT brothers!!! Half my Cong.

  by Witness 007 in

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  2. beliefs

  bethel writer see's a fatty bethelite take the last bread roll at lunch...should he vent his feelings thru jehovahs holy watchtower magazine...why not!!.

  watchtower 1974p.167 "...by over indulging in food....he fails to show love for jehovah god...is food a big thing in his life?

  does he selfishly ignore others needs and take more then his share?

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  WT takes a dim view on exercise as well, especially bodybuilding. So what's a fat f**k supposed to do?
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  WT, ENEGY

  by 1975-ONU in

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  2. friends

  hi everyone,long time lurking.

  is the wt using renewable energy in their property?.

  is anyone here involved in that business?.

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  I believe "New Light"™ is renewable...unfortunately.
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  The Society is no longer printing hardcover books.

  by kneehighmiah in

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  2. friends

  letter read that the society will no longer be making hardcover books.

  also the told people to not place orders for daily texts or calendars if they had the ability to download these.

  who downloads a calendar?

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  So what exactly are they spending all their money on?

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  1. A really nice country club in Warwick

  2. pedophiles

  3. cheesy DVD's using the world's worst actors
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  Venus Williams ESPN Nude Religious Controversy

  by ChuckFire in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  venus williams espn nude religious controversy.

  by mike tuttle.

  june 24, 2014. article source: http://www.webpronews.com/venus-williams-espn-nude-religious-controversy-2014-06?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feed%3a+webpronews%2fall+(webpronews%3a+index+feed).

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  DJS: The only thing about these sisters that is difficult to understand is why they give praise to Jehovah after they win championships

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  Jehovah likes tennis...he is the god of "love"
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  Elder: I threw out all WT & Awake and only keep the last ten years...

  by adjusted knowledge in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i had a recent conversation with an elder from my mother's congregation.

  he with another elder was at my mom's house.

  my mother has all the bound volumes for both the awake and watchtower plus most of the older books.

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  @ paul: "Please consume information in the magazine before June 27, 2015"

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  That far out? 2015? You are certainly optimistic. LOL.
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  Elder: I threw out all WT & Awake and only keep the last ten years...

  by adjusted knowledge in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i had a recent conversation with an elder from my mother's congregation.

  he with another elder was at my mom's house.

  my mother has all the bound volumes for both the awake and watchtower plus most of the older books.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Truly ironic, considering WT just recently stated this:

  Watchtower , February 15, 2013, p. 12, para, 18:
  "We benefit from balanced consideration of the history of Jehovah’s organization... Moreover, we do well to examine our history, learn from it, and plan for the future."

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  w12 1/15 p. 32 Preserving Gems From Our Past
  In Writing Archives, diligent work is now under way to preserve and document our rich and growing legacy. Photographs carefully held in the Archives could be considered part of our “family album.” Our early publications, thrilling first-person accounts, and priceless memorabilia are also among the gems held in the Archives.

  Like them [the sons of Korah], do you have a desire to study and recount the history of the earthly part of Jehovah’s organization? The more you learn about God’s organization and how Jehovah supports his people, the more real God’s Kingdom will be to you. -- w2012 8/15, p. 12, para. 5 - [Emphasis added]

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  *** Ministry School (2002) p. 21 Apply Yourself to Reading ***

  WHAT IS INCLUDED IN YOUR READING PROGRAM

  • Is the Bible at the top of your list?
  • Do you regularly read the Watchtower and Awake! magazines?
  • Do you read new Bible study literature soon after it is received?
  • When given your copy of Our Kingdom Ministry, do you read what has been provided there to help you in your ministry?
  • How many of the older publications of Jehovah’s Witnesses have you read?
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  "You don't pee next to a cop," and other rules from the mens room that women don't know

  by GrreatTeacher in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was recently at a baseball game with friends and family when i learned something new.

  beer had been drunk and the men made their way to the men's room to relieve themselves.

  when they got back i asked them what took them so long.

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  admit it, keyser...you liked it
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  Assembly News Photo

  by snare&racket in

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  this photograph from a news site is a succinct summary of a life in wt's hands....... look at their faces, it says it all.. also, note the watchtower pr machine in action, explaining that it brings 4 million dollars to the location.

  (10,000 x 400 dollars) clearly a watchtower statistic, where is the care and interest for members who are struggling so much, with new videos encouraging less career activity, less work commitments, at an all time economic low for our generation.. http://www.standard-freeholder.com/2014/06/15/thousands-attend-watchtower-convention-in-cornwall.

  father: "i'm a wt 'yes' man and proud of it!

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Jesus Christ, invisibly filling sports arenas since 1914 technically since 1874 ("old light")

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  "it brings 4 million dollars to the location. (10,000 x 400 dollars)"

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  Jesus brings $4 million to the local economy....Satan's economy.

  Benefit to JWs, his chosen people: 0

  How ironic.
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  "You don't pee next to a cop," and other rules from the mens room that women don't know

  by GrreatTeacher in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was recently at a baseball game with friends and family when i learned something new.

  beer had been drunk and the men made their way to the men's room to relieve themselves.

  when they got back i asked them what took them so long.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  you may never fart in the ladies room. They laughed and thought this highly unlikely....It's all about hiding the sounds. First, try to find an empty restroom

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  If a woman farts in a restroom and there's not another woman around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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  Marrying a Black Person

  by ThomasCovenant in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  we are not living today among aryan nations where such members of our fleshly family relationship could be exterminated for marrying a black, as was possible and was ordered in the early days of apartheid.. being limited by the laws of the new south african nation in which we live, we can take action against those who marry blacks only to a certain extent, that is, consistent with current laws.

  the law of the land forbids us to kill them, even though they be members of our own flesh-and-blood family relationship.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Ah, yes. WT not only missed the boat and can now only strive to be a Catholic Church wannabe, it also laments that it cannot practice Sharia Law.

  Poor WT- a day late and a dollar short. The best it can do is also-ran.

  If only WT could have been first in line for Crusades and Inquisitions and backwards middle eastern religious hatred, what a more wonderful place this world this would be.