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  Watchtower 1974 says Jehovah will destroy and disfellowship FAT brothers!!! Half my Cong.

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
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  bethel writer see's a fatty bethelite take the last bread roll at lunch...should he vent his feelings thru jehovahs holy watchtower magazine...why not!!.

  watchtower 1974p.167 "...by over indulging in food....he fails to show love for jehovah god...is food a big thing in his life?

  does he selfishly ignore others needs and take more then his share?

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  And let's not overlook the inevitable exercise/health/homosexuality connection:

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  *** yp2 chap. 28 p. 233 How Can I Avoid Homosexuality? ***

  Shun pornography and gay propaganda. (Colossians 3:5) Avoid anything that will arouse immoral desires. This would include pornography, certain TV shows and movies, and perhaps even fashion or bodybuilding magazines that feature lightly clad models. Change negative thoughts to positive ones. “Whenever I have homosexual urges,” says one teenage boy, “I meditate on my favorite Bible text.”
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  Watchtower 1974 says Jehovah will destroy and disfellowship FAT brothers!!! Half my Cong.

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  bethel writer see's a fatty bethelite take the last bread roll at lunch...should he vent his feelings thru jehovahs holy watchtower magazine...why not!!.

  watchtower 1974p.167 "...by over indulging in food....he fails to show love for jehovah god...is food a big thing in his life?

  does he selfishly ignore others needs and take more then his share?

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  *** g88 10/22 p. 28 From Our Readers ***

  Bodybuilding

  I had started to do muscle exercises so as to have a good physical appearance. I began to take hormones to develop faster (a common thing among weight lifters). I trained four hours a day. But as I developed physically, I became stationary mentally. Then I read that article (“Young People Ask . . . Should I Go In For Bodybuilding?” December 22, 1986). I never thought I would give up that sport, but now I realize the need to build my mind and not just my body. So I have given it up. Thank you very much.

  G. P., Brazil

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  "G.P" today:

  100# overweight

  diabetic

  high blood pressure

  a heart attack waiting to happen

  can't look at himself in the mirror

  hasn't seen his Johnson in a decade because of his beer belly

  Thank you, Watchtower! Such awesome advice you gave me 26 years ago. I'm so glad I quit taking care of my body.
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  Awake 1973 banned Witnesses playing Chess..why?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  are all articles from jehovahs thoughts or do personal biased views poison the watchtower articles?

  imagine a brother who hates chess observing in discust two bethelites playing chess...would it be right to use jehovahs "spiritual food" to push your own warped view....yes!!.

  awake 1973 3/22 p.12 chess- "...the spirit of compitition between players can lead to unplesant circumstances...most families can keep comfrontations to the chess board...but for some the tension lingers long past checkmate...chess has been a game of war since its origin...a play substitute for the art of war...there is a danger of "stirring up compitition with one another" even developing hostility towards one another, something the bible warns christians to avoid..what effect does playing chess have apoun one?

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Because WT has an opinion on everything and that opinion will change frequently as it goes through its mood swings.

  Essentially it boils down to this: whatever brings a person even a small measure of happiness, even something as pedestrian as chess, WT will find a way to suck the life right out of it.
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  Watchtower 1974 says Jehovah will destroy and disfellowship FAT brothers!!! Half my Cong.

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  bethel writer see's a fatty bethelite take the last bread roll at lunch...should he vent his feelings thru jehovahs holy watchtower magazine...why not!!.

  watchtower 1974p.167 "...by over indulging in food....he fails to show love for jehovah god...is food a big thing in his life?

  does he selfishly ignore others needs and take more then his share?

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  WT takes a dim view on exercise as well, especially bodybuilding. So what's a fat f**k supposed to do?
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  WT, ENEGY

  by 1975-ONU in

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  2. friends

  hi everyone,long time lurking.

  is the wt using renewable energy in their property?.

  is anyone here involved in that business?.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  I believe "New Light"™ is renewable...unfortunately.
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  The Society is no longer printing hardcover books.

  by kneehighmiah in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  letter read that the society will no longer be making hardcover books.

  also the told people to not place orders for daily texts or calendars if they had the ability to download these.

  who downloads a calendar?

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  So what exactly are they spending all their money on?

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  1. A really nice country club in Warwick

  2. pedophiles

  3. cheesy DVD's using the world's worst actors
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  Venus Williams ESPN Nude Religious Controversy

  by ChuckFire in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  venus williams espn nude religious controversy.

  by mike tuttle.

  june 24, 2014. article source: http://www.webpronews.com/venus-williams-espn-nude-religious-controversy-2014-06?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feed%3a+webpronews%2fall+(webpronews%3a+index+feed).

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  DJS: The only thing about these sisters that is difficult to understand is why they give praise to Jehovah after they win championships

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  Jehovah likes tennis...he is the god of "love"
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  Elder: I threw out all WT & Awake and only keep the last ten years...

  by adjusted knowledge in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i had a recent conversation with an elder from my mother's congregation.

  he with another elder was at my mom's house.

  my mother has all the bound volumes for both the awake and watchtower plus most of the older books.

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  @ paul: "Please consume information in the magazine before June 27, 2015"

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  That far out? 2015? You are certainly optimistic. LOL.
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  Elder: I threw out all WT & Awake and only keep the last ten years...

  by adjusted knowledge in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i had a recent conversation with an elder from my mother's congregation.

  he with another elder was at my mom's house.

  my mother has all the bound volumes for both the awake and watchtower plus most of the older books.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Truly ironic, considering WT just recently stated this:

  Watchtower , February 15, 2013, p. 12, para, 18:
  "We benefit from balanced consideration of the history of Jehovah’s organization... Moreover, we do well to examine our history, learn from it, and plan for the future."

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  w12 1/15 p. 32 Preserving Gems From Our Past
  In Writing Archives, diligent work is now under way to preserve and document our rich and growing legacy. Photographs carefully held in the Archives could be considered part of our “family album.” Our early publications, thrilling first-person accounts, and priceless memorabilia are also among the gems held in the Archives.

  Like them [the sons of Korah], do you have a desire to study and recount the history of the earthly part of Jehovah’s organization? The more you learn about God’s organization and how Jehovah supports his people, the more real God’s Kingdom will be to you. -- w2012 8/15, p. 12, para. 5 - [Emphasis added]

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  *** Ministry School (2002) p. 21 Apply Yourself to Reading ***

  WHAT IS INCLUDED IN YOUR READING PROGRAM

  • Is the Bible at the top of your list?
  • Do you regularly read the Watchtower and Awake! magazines?
  • Do you read new Bible study literature soon after it is received?
  • When given your copy of Our Kingdom Ministry, do you read what has been provided there to help you in your ministry?
  • How many of the older publications of Jehovah’s Witnesses have you read?
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  "You don't pee next to a cop," and other rules from the mens room that women don't know

  by GrreatTeacher in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was recently at a baseball game with friends and family when i learned something new.

  beer had been drunk and the men made their way to the men's room to relieve themselves.

  when they got back i asked them what took them so long.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  admit it, keyser...you liked it