Since my thread count is restricted try this on for size: a Bible contradiction:
2 Samuel 24, vs. 1: "Again the anger of the LORD burned against Israel, and he incited David against them, saying, 'Go and take a census of Israel and Judah.'"
1 Chronicles 21, vs. 1: "SATAN ROSE up against Israel and incited David to take a census of Israel."
So this proves that Satan is the Lord. I knew you believers were a bunch of goat sacrificing devil folk!!