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  How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

  by erandir in

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  check out this website...it turns out i can take on 27. sounds like some bad b movie.. http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/.

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  Small dog owners...please take note

  by restrangled in

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  we just had a horrible episode in our back yard.

  as most of you know i have two warlock dobermans.

  they are very large and powerful.

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  after our cat.

  I didn't think that a cat a 2 dobermans could live together. If so, that cat has 2 good friends.
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  2008 and still no Armagedon!!! I feel like I made an "Ass of myself"

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  yes sitting in pizza hut in 1991 a small band of pioneer brothers {me and friend's} debated when armagedon would come.

  due to the "generations" doctrine, we calculated 2001 at the latest...then the doctrine was dropped!!!

  recently the last world war 1 vetran died in australia.

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  I was very angry back in 1995, when 1 year later, they re defined a generation. Why didn't they do that in October 1994. I guess they had to wait 1 year to figure out what to say.....
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  What Was Your Standing In The Congregation?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
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  were you "loved"?

  well respected?

  considered a "loser"?.

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  Where did you go wrong Minimus?
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  Worth the wait?

  by bite me in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  okay, so i just checked my ups status of crisis of conscience.

  it just arrived!

  but now i have to wait for the end of the work day to pick it up at the barnes and nobels.

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  I thought that "Worth the wait" had something to do with keeping on going to meetings....
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  Did you have any "well kept secrets" that the congregation never knew of?

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  when you gather with the same people for decades, they get to know you inside out.

  they know where you work, have a good idea how much money you earn, know if you have sex or not, know your personal tastes, know where you go on vacations and so on..... were there things you were able to keep them from knowing?.

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  This ain't the way we brought you up young woman !!!

  Why go to strip shows, when Jah gives us all that we need at the meetings?

  I fantasized about his wife instead!

  OMG, someone call 911, I think I'm going to faint.....
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  Did you have any "well kept secrets" that the congregation never knew of?

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  when you gather with the same people for decades, they get to know you inside out.

  they know where you work, have a good idea how much money you earn, know if you have sex or not, know your personal tastes, know where you go on vacations and so on..... were there things you were able to keep them from knowing?.

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  I'm not falling for this. MOM, is that you?

  We're having spaghetti for dinner. Be here early, the PO wants to talk to you about something..... Now, answer my question dammit !!!
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  Did you have any "well kept secrets" that the congregation never knew of?

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  when you gather with the same people for decades, they get to know you inside out.

  they know where you work, have a good idea how much money you earn, know if you have sex or not, know your personal tastes, know where you go on vacations and so on..... were there things you were able to keep them from knowing?.

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  JH

  When you gather with the same people for decades, they get to know you inside out. They know where you work, have a good idea how much money you earn, know if you have sex or not, know your personal tastes, know where you go on vacations and so on....

  Were there things you were able to keep them from knowing?
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  What Was Your Standing In The Congregation?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  were you "loved"?

  well respected?

  considered a "loser"?.

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  What Was Your Standing In The Congregation?

  Directly proportional to my income....
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  Our CO says..."women in the workplace...a Satanic plot!"

  by sir82 in

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  2. friends

  our co came galloping into town this week.

  in his tuesday talk, these were his comments (not word for word, but more or less):.

  "i imagine one of the biggest problems in your territory is not-at-homes.

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  Quit your jobs right now and go back home and wait for the JWs to call on you!

  Now you know what awaits you in the New System, dear ladies.