Posts by GodZoo

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Jesus is not Michael the Archangel here is why

by paradisebeauty in

one of the biggest missunderstanding and unbiblical teaching of the jw's is that jesus is michael the archangel.

here is what proffessor anthony buzzard has to say about this:.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puqzffyxno0.

GodZoo

I could have told you that, would have save you so much bother...

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On the Lighter Side...

by apostrate in

why are there no jehovah's witnesses in heaven?.

because god and saint peter are behind the gates saying, "sssshhhhhh!

pretend we are not in!!

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"

The man says, "Church of England."

St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"

"Catholic."

"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"

"Jewish."

"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

The next man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"

St. Peter tells him, "The Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, they think they're the only ones here."

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On the Lighter Side...

by apostrate in

why are there no jehovah's witnesses in heaven?.

because god and saint peter are behind the gates saying, "sssshhhhhh!

pretend we are not in!!

GodZoo

A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door and asked if I'd like to let Jesus into my home.

"Jesus can come in" I said, "but you can $!%! off."

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I don't want the Watchtower's version of paradise.

by StarTrekAngel in

i am writing this in the hopes that it may help someone in a debate.

i personally have not had a chance to discuss it with anyone but that is true for most other topics.

i think is a good one to analyze.

GodZoo

Not only paradise on earth but apparently underwater too..

'The Great White Shark will live with the starfish, the Mako will lie down with the eel, the seal and the sea-anemone and the crabs together; and a little child will lead them..'

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Who is God's spokesperson/s?

by punkofnice in

at the australian royal commission (yes, that again), watchtower rock star pope, his holiness wacko jacko was asked by angus (my new hero) stewart the following:.

angus stewart q. and do you see yourselves as jehovah god's spokespeople on earth?

his holiness replied: a. that i think, would seem to be quite presumptuous to say that we are the only spokesperson that god is using.

GodZoo

Apparently according to Geoffrey Jackson it's anyone who presumes to be..

9

Know a single JW man? I would like to see my JW mom marry again

by JimmyPage in

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friends

my mother is old enough that i don't want to burst her bubble by telling her ttatt.

i keep my mouth shut about what i know so that i can continue to have a relationship with her.

my father died a few years back and i would love to see her marry again.

GodZoo

JimmyPage

LOL... I was thinking more of a widower.

Did you say window cleaner?!

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Petition for U.S. AG investigation.

by freemindfade in

not sure if anything will come of this.

but i signed it.. https://www.change.org/p/united-states-attorney-general-investigate-the-watchtower-society-of-jehovah-s-witnesses-re-child-sexual-abuse?recruiter=363165656&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink.

GodZoo

Signed.

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May be G. Jackson is a puppet

by opusdei1972 in

after reading the answers of geoffrey jackson before the rc, answers like "it is not my field", we may infer that it is possible that this guy is just a puppet in the governing body.

for instance, raymond franz reported in his books that some of the members of the gb of his time were simply followers of what fred franz thought.

so, during a decision, if freddy said some thing, many of the members would vote following him.

GodZoo

(My other comment applies here too..)

Based on GJ's wishy washy weak response maybe he too will be kicked out like Raymond Franz was with the remaining 6 self appointed fibbers saying:

"It is us 6 who are the actual faithful and discreet slave.. Geoff was an apostate"

Followed shortly by the release of this new best seller..

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I don't want the Watchtower's version of paradise.

by StarTrekAngel in

i am writing this in the hopes that it may help someone in a debate.

i personally have not had a chance to discuss it with anyone but that is true for most other topics.

i think is a good one to analyze.

GodZoo

fukitol4 hours ago

Idiotic thread.
"Can't think of what to hate about JWs today, so I'll say that life forever in a paradise on earth would suck."

That in itself is an idiotic statement.

What people are talking about is not a paradise on earth.. but rather the Watchtowers version of a bleached clean plastic 1940's eurocentric cartoon Mickey Mouse world populated by manakin zombie dolls.

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Are beards allowed yet for MS and Elders??

by EndofMysteries in

i remember a little over 15 years ago, one of my first jobs at a grocery store, the manager was happy that they passed a new policy allowing them to grow a beard.

previously they were not allowed.

among the usa, i guess beards were considered not very professional still.

GodZoo

Not sure about beards.. but brooms and mops certainly are one of the great privileges you will be awarded and trained in the use of. Something about "being completely equipped for every good cleaning job".