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  Bring it in a bag

  by Nosferatu in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  anyone ever remember this council?

  whenever you're bringing an item to the meeting to give to someone else, and it's not theocratic, you should deliver the item in a bag.

  i found this to be the most rediculous thing i ever heard.

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  Surreptitious

  Not like the women on this forum who are indeed allowed to, and even encouraged, to prey in public sans headcoverings and more.
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  Bring it in a bag

  by Nosferatu in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  anyone ever remember this council?

  whenever you're bringing an item to the meeting to give to someone else, and it's not theocratic, you should deliver the item in a bag.

  i found this to be the most rediculous thing i ever heard.

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  Surreptitious

  I'm partial to bags myself.
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  Finding Nemo ... they found him !

  by Simon in

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  we're going to take ours to see this when it's out ... i may show them the pic as we come out of the cinema .

  (you have to click the pic to see it clearly)

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  Surreptitious

  I ruva Nemo, make-a velly good runch.
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  Who Would You Enjoy Having Lunch With?----- Drinking With???

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  tyydyy mentioned in a different thread about wanting to have lunch or drinks with a person, if he could.

  who on board would you enjoy getting together with??

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  Surreptitious

  too long)

  Let's not get carried away French...you obviously haven't seen Smack just step out of the shower! LOL

  (waiting to receive a "Smack Attack")

  Syrup
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  Remarkable hockey pics for Aztec, Arrowstar, et al.

  by Surreptitious in

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  In dire need of nookie and naughty attention

  by Elsewhere in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

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  hell... it worked for tink so i though i would try my own request!

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  Else, am I gettin' closer?
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  In dire need of nookie and naughty attention

  by Elsewhere in

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  2. experiences

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  hell... it worked for tink so i though i would try my own request!

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  Surreptitious

  Here ya go Else, a little Nukie:
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  What JW belief/idea do you disagree with the most ???

  by run dont walk in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  is there a particular belief/doctrine that really burns you up and makes you wonder how people could believe this, and did you as a loyal jw at one time believe in it (your most hated belief), what made you change your mind ???.

  for me, i always enjoy reading the history of the watchtower (1879-1974), and how things constantly change from year to year.

  the sodom and gomorrah question is hilarious .

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  The one that says you can't tip your hat to a woman.
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  A serious sex thread (seriously)

  by logansrun in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so, i'm looking through some booklets at school (college, mind you) about sex and abstinence and all that good stuff.

  seems like the department of health really promotes just holding hands and smiling at each other as opposed to mind blowing orgasms.

  this got me wondering.

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  Surreptitious

  I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for
  over a year, and so we decided to get married. My
  parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
  me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

  There was only one thing bothering me, and quite a bit
  too, and that was my mother-in-law to be.
  She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful
  and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me
  feel uncomfortable.

  One day she called me and asked me to come over to
  check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was
  alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me,
  that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
  and before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she
  wanted to make love to me just once..

  What could I say? I was in total shock, and
  couldn't say a word.

  So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if
  you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched
  her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

  I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
  and went to the front door... I opened it, and
  stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with
  tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased,
  you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better
  man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

  Moral of the story?

  "Always keep your condoms in the car."
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  Another Poztate here

  by Poztate in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am a long time lurker who is finally ready to talk.i am not dfd or da but just walked out on a meeting back in 1981?

  ?what caused it???.

  it was the flip flop in the disfellowshipping rules regarding family.

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  Surreptitious

  LOL! And clip my nails, right?

  BTW, I'm not into that sort of thing.

  He's right Poz! You should see how long his nails are!