Salt and vinegar potato chips. Whatever happened to the Piccadilly brand?
Remember that good health is just the slowest rate at which to die.
Surreptitious
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What's your favorite junk food???
by iiz2cool inwhat's your favorite junk food???
some time back i decided it was time to get healthy, and i eliminated most junk foods from my diet.
no more chips, dip, pop, chocolate, etc!.
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My brother died last night
by doodle-v inmy brother turned 21 on september 24th, a month later the doctor told him that his leukimia had returned and he had a 10% chance of surviving.
ten days before he died he spent four days at my house.
he had already made up his mind that he wasnt going to take blood.
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V, I'm sorry to hear it. I'm thinkin' about ya.
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I am so pissed
by Vivamus ini am turning into a cranky bitch.
this whole week i have been anything but fun company, people can get me angry beyond reason by doing absolutely nothing.
and the bank isn't the only one undergoing my wrath, every one around me complains about my bitching-mood.
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WHO do these sardines think is sneaking around, forging your signature so that you can pay for your car stereo? Who are these bandits, these criminal geniuses who are working this scam to keep your credit payment record clean?
Nigerians.
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I'd give ya five Liberian dollars, but I'd expect you to come to my house. And take out my garbage on your way out.
Yeah, and bring some garbage bags over to Shamus while you're at it.
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I am a *CRACK ADDICT*
by Funchback init's an addiction that i have tried to stop since i was a young boy.
my friends and loved ones have tried to encourage me to quit, but i just can't.
when i used to attend meetings, i would feed my addiction right there in the kingdom hall.
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You guys crack me up.
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This will most likely be my last post. I do hope you read it.
by azaria inthis is in reply to my post jehovahs-witness.com/6/62654/1.ashx (i still believe in god but) my post was read 193 times yet only 11 people responded.
(i do thank those who did) the post 3,000 already has 9 replies.
(no im not attacking shamuss post).
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Everybody has to wok for someone or something.
I agree. Especially in China.
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Men are just happier.
by Surreptitious inedited to remove humor that by the light of day has potential to offend....
edited to put back cuz it's almost dark here now....
why men are just happier people - what do you expect from such .
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yeah syrup i totally thought that was hilarious!! bring it back puhleeeeeeeeeeeease?? pretty please?!?!?!?!?!? with syrup on top!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
ok.
By the way,
with syrup on top!
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Men are just happier.
by Surreptitious inedited to remove humor that by the light of day has potential to offend....
edited to put back cuz it's almost dark here now....
why men are just happier people - what do you expect from such .
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This was meant as humor at the expense of men......
It's not an ideology. Not mine anyway.
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Men are just happier.
by Surreptitious inedited to remove humor that by the light of day has potential to offend....
edited to put back cuz it's almost dark here now....
why men are just happier people - what do you expect from such .
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Edited to remove humor that by the light of day has potential to offend....
Edited to put back cuz it's almost dark here now....
Why Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such
simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be
president. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics
tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have
to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The occasionalwell-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister,
or mangle your feet. One mood -- all the time. Phone conversations
are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day
vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You
get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets
to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for
a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost
never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in
your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The
same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave
your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually
hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all
seasons.You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your
nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December
24 in 45 minutes. No wonder men are happier! -
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How About a Little Wager?
by metatron inhere's some fun!
next time you meet some vacuum skulled witness that believes.
armageddon is "soon", challenge them to define "soon".. is "soon" 6 months?
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You just try to get me to post so you can look at my avatar.