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How do jws explain what happened 2 the Noah flood waters?
by badboy in
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2. friends
where did all that water go that supposedly covered the earth?
Surreptitious

It all ended up on the GB's brains.
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Pictures of yourself as a kid
by Aztec in
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2. friends
i'm starting this because i was chatting with someone this morning about pictures of ourselves as kids.

i realized i didn't have any of myself so i got my mother to email me a few.

i promised i'd start a thread about it and if that person doesn't post the pic they sent me this morning, i will.
Surreptitious

Wildhorses, where did you get those red socks??
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Just lost our parents... Part 2
by 2escaped lifers in
1. jw
2. friends
for part 1, see : http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/62447/1.ashx .

well, my dad did his "elder" duty and called the elders in whose territory we now live.

two of them came by to see us this past saturday morning.
Surreptitious

I have never been much of a drinker, and have an allergy to brewers yeast so I can't drink beer at all
Looks to me like you DO have a drinking problem!
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Dust in the wind or (I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto.)
by ihatescreennames in
1. jw
2. experiences
it seems in the past few months my entire life has paraded before my eyes.

i am malleable.

i go through ideas and try on personalities like elizabeth taylor tries on husbands.
Surreptitious

And this Bradley, is he nice?

It's debatable. And if a lot of people are involved it's mass debatable. But I like him. You should meet him.
Syrup
edited for spelling errors caused by my rush to beat Doc to the punch.
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Dust in the wind or (I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto.)
by ihatescreennames in
1. jw
2. experiences
it seems in the past few months my entire life has paraded before my eyes.

i am malleable.

i go through ideas and try on personalities like elizabeth taylor tries on husbands.
Surreptitious

Listen, I know this guy named Bradley......
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What's your favorite junk food???
by iiz2cool in
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2. friends
what's your favorite junk food???

some time back i decided it was time to get healthy, and i eliminated most junk foods from my diet.

no more chips, dip, pop, chocolate, etc!.
Surreptitious

Salt and vinegar potato chips. Whatever happened to the Piccadilly brand?
Remember that good health is just the slowest rate at which to die.
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My brother died last night
by doodle-v in
1. jw
2. friends
my brother turned 21 on september 24th, a month later the doctor told him that his leukimia had returned and he had a 10% chance of surviving.

ten days before he died he spent four days at my house.

he had already made up his mind that he wasnt going to take blood.
Surreptitious

V, I'm sorry to hear it. I'm thinkin' about ya.
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I am so pissed
by Vivamus in
1. jw
2. friends
i am turning into a cranky bitch.

this whole week i have been anything but fun company, people can get me angry beyond reason by doing absolutely nothing.

and the bank isn't the only one undergoing my wrath, every one around me complains about my bitching-mood.
Surreptitious

WHO do these sardines think is sneaking around, forging your signature so that you can pay for your car stereo? Who are these bandits, these criminal geniuses who are working this scam to keep your credit payment record clean?
Nigerians.
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How many of you would pay 5 dollars to meet me in person?
by IronGland in
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2. friends
Surreptitious

I'd give ya five Liberian dollars, but I'd expect you to come to my house. And take out my garbage on your way out.
Yeah, and bring some garbage bags over to Shamus while you're at it.
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I am a *CRACK ADDICT*
by Funchback in
1. social
2. physical
it's an addiction that i have tried to stop since i was a young boy.

my friends and loved ones have tried to encourage me to quit, but i just can't.

when i used to attend meetings, i would feed my addiction right there in the kingdom hall.
Surreptitious

You guys crack me up.