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  Nimrod: Fact or fiction

  by dugout in

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  nimrod and the tower of babel-is this history or biblical myth.

  god confused their lauguges?.

  sounds quite comical when you think about it.

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  Yeah, I never bought that whole, "God confused their languages" bit of this story. I think Nimrod was real, and even the tower. Babylon became a great city, etc. But if God really confused their languages, shame on him. It's kind of like that whole story with the Ark of the Covenant. It started to fall, and one of the men carrying it by the poles reached out to steady it and God's active force (inside the Ark) discharged and killed the guy. Well gee, the guy was just trying to do his job, and you struck him dead for it? God sounds like a real sport. I think it much more likely that due to the Ark's construction (a giant electrical capacitor) that when the man reached out to steady the Ark, he connected with ground and the Ark (capacitor) discharged right thru him to the ground. Boom. End of story.

  Many stories in the Bible are just that - STORIES. Many are influenced by true events, people, places, and even natural disasters. There is some truth that had been distorted and added on to as the story was told and written from one generation to the next. One has to be able to use DISCERSION when reading thru it all. You know, common sense. So many people lack this.

  It's like the end of the last Mad Max movie.....the girl sitting around telling the tale of Mad Max, and asking them to r'members dis story, an dont furgets, cus we needs to pass dis on an members.

  - Wing Commander
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  Measuring Your Worth via The Organization

  by startingover13 in

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  one thing i've noticed growing up as a jehovah's witness is the insane amount of people that measure their worth and the worth of others according to 'spiritual' activties.

  to be fair, there are some sincere people that just want to work for a good cause.

  but i can't even have a conversation with some people without them talking about something religious.

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  This is true of MOST organized religions, but VERY true of the JW's. My Advent Lutheran in-laws measure everyone up like this and treat everyone not in their faith (my family, others) like complete DIRT under their feet. I / we now have nothing to do with them. Religion breeds such hypocrisy.

  - Wing Commander
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  How many born ins actually stay?

  by lostinthought in

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  i was wondering if anyone know sany statistics of the amount of born ins that actually stay in the orginization.

  i think i have read it before on here but i can't really remember what it was.

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  Good for you Robert! You're getting an education AND throwing the bird to the JW.cult, good for you!!!! While the other LOSERS are out pioneering and living in their parent's basements, you'll actually have a career AND a life!! That's the best revenge of all. F'em all!!!!

  - Wing Commander
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  I call dibs on "JW.cult"

  by WingCommander in

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  it never fails.....seems like someone on here or another forum comes up with some new catchy, sarcastic word to describe something in jwdubland that is messed up or funny.

  examples include: kingdumb hall, asleep!, watchtards, kingdum misery, field serve-us, booze rutherford, jdubs, etc.

  the most famous of these of course would be, "ttatt", or, "the truth about the truth.".

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  It never fails.....seems like someone on here or another forum comes up with some new catchy, sarcastic word to describe something in JWdubland that is messed up or funny. Examples include: Kingdumb Hall, Asleep!, WatchTards, Kingdum Misery, Field Serve-us, Booze Rutherford, JDubs, etc. The most famous of these of course would be, "TTATT", or, "The Truth about the Truth."

  By god, I'm calling dibs on "JW.cult". We all knows it's a cult anyway, and I refuse to call the WatchTower by it's own official re-branded name.

  Instead, I dub thee: JW.cult

  I hope it catches on, as the JW's aren't a really a religion at all. They are a pseudo-religious publishing and real estate CULT, posing as a non-profit charitable Christian religion who pray upon the uneducated, mentally unstable, and elderly for all the cash and time they can suck out of them.

  1914 (100 years ago): IBSA (Bible Students)

  2014: JW.org (really JW.cult) Wasn't this System of Things supposed to be over with long ago?

  - Wing Commander
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  How many born ins actually stay?

  by lostinthought in

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  i was wondering if anyone know sany statistics of the amount of born ins that actually stay in the orginization.

  i think i have read it before on here but i can't really remember what it was.

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  That's another thing......I, and probably 90% of the rest of my peers, were NOT dumb enough to be baptized. Oh sure, we'd "study" from time to time, then say we were waiting just a little while longer.....sooon....shortly. Then NEVER get dunked. I enjoyed what little freedom I had, and NEVER wanted to experience the hardship of being DF'd, so I never really wanted to get dunked. It's had the added bonus of being completely "untouchable." I can say, do, act however I want and there isn't a damn thing any of them can do about it. My once-JW parents passed away, and even if they were alive, I'm pretty sure they'd be "out" with me as well due to how f*cked up this so-called religion has become. So FU, JW.cult!

  - Wing Commander
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  How many born ins actually stay?

  by lostinthought in

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  i was wondering if anyone know sany statistics of the amount of born ins that actually stay in the orginization.

  i think i have read it before on here but i can't really remember what it was.

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  I can honestly say in this area (south-central Pennsylvania) that the congregations I grew up in are like geriatric wards. There are no "youth" from ages 18-35. The ones that ARE left are completely gutless, brainwashed, socially retarded and isolated homeschooled little JW robot FREAKS with no prospect of ever moving out of Elder Father and Pioneer Mother's basement. They are perpetually virgins and intellectual midgets. I'd say at age 18 (and before in a lot of cases) kids are checking out, leaving, and giving the finger to the "JW.org". I am 35. Of the 10-15 people my age that I knew as JW's in elementary school, only (2) are left. One, is the pussy-whipped son of the local CoBE, and he married a Circuit Overseer's daughter. His life and balls are non-existant. He runs a potato chip truck that stocks grocery stores with (1) particular brand. Real rocket scientist. The other one is a demure, pussified little man-child, who's first hot JW latino wife was so disgusted with him that she divorced him inside of 2 years. Her JW parents supported her. No one knew why, but I think I have an idea. Just last weekend, I passed him in the grocery store pushing a cart with another very effeminant looking man-child. Both were extremely "close and overfriendly", and metro-sexual looking. I'm talking limp wrists and light loafers all-around. I don't think these two were shopping for a congregation picnic if you ask me. They did however look happy, so good for them! I'm sure his parents on the other hand, are NOT. This is because they disowned their oldest daughter (man-child's older sister) back when she was 18 and dating a non-JW. She was DF'd for doing so. She married him 10 years ago. Her parents have NOTHING to do with her, but are ok with their closeted-homosexual son as long as he doesn't openly come out as being with his "friend". I'm at a loss for words on that situation.

  So score is:

  2: still left in relgion. (1) in closet

  13: Gone for good, and many with spouses and children that they keep far away from crazy JW parents and religion.

  How's messing with everyone's life working out for you, JW.cult?

  - Wing Commander
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  The Art of Hypocrisy - How Jehovah's Witnesses worship a symbol

  by BluePill2 in

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  it has been a while since i've seen a witness, either in person or virtually.

  searching for someone on facebook took me to the profile of a ministerial servant that i know.

  i scrolled through his wall to see who is still around and found this gem:.

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  What I want to know is; where can I buy a case of JW.org blue toilet paper? Paper towels to clean up cat sh*t would be nice as well. WT's and Awake! are already good for lining bird cages, we need .org toilet paper.

  What can I say, this religion has gone to the dogs, who eat their own vomit.

  

  - Wing Commander
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  Watchtower Legal Department targeting Facebook and Youtube users

  by Londo111 in

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  from an email i received of a conversation had with people from patterson:.

  it seems that the wts legal dept.

  has been working with the fb [facebook] legal dept for about a year and also with youtube whoever they are, to enforce transparency.

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  I fly so low under the radar in stealth mode, the WT will NEVER get me! FU a-holes!

  Seriously, how is Facebook going to know if you are using or have created a real-sounding, but totally FAKE user name? Complete and utter BS. Oh I'm sure the WTS has been seeing a mass exodus for some time now, but what they can do about it? Absolutely nothing. The younger generation are hip to technology and research info on everything on their smartphones. Knowledge is power, and no matter what the jw.borg cannot close Pandora's box now. They are slowly bleeding to death, and since no transfusions are allowed, they are going to croak. The internet cuts deeper into them with each passing hour, day, week, month. Seriously......look around at the congregations. How many under the age of 35 are left? Once the kiddo's hit age 18, they are GONE, never to turn. The local congregations around here might as well be geriatric convolescent mental homes, as that's all that are left. No wonder the Governing Body are making the money grab.

  Last person out, turn off the old light.

  - Wing Commander
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  Elder's School: 2015 KMS Program

  by pixel in

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  2. beliefs

  good morning.

  want to attend?.

  kingdom ministry school.

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  WingCommander

  And Jesus name isn't even mentioned ONCE in this outline. Fine Shephards, indeed. Pfffffhttt.

  - Wing Commander
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  CO's visit ends with a bombshell!!!

  by nowwhat? in

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  at the end of his final talk he said of the gb: they are telling the higher ups , "start getting ready we're not going to be around much longer!

  " and we expect the angels to release the four winds any day now!

  " my first thought was why are you building a corporate country club then?!

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  TRANSLATION: We NEED your MONEY! Give us your money, ALL of it! Headquarters NEEDS to be finished, pronto!

  The WatchTower money grab has never been so prevelent as it has in recent times. It's a real site to behold from afar.

  - Wing Commander