The Mormons (LDS) doctrine answers this in a much satisfying way. According to LDS, if you've been baptized (anointed) at Temple and are a man (or woman), when you die and rise up to the heavens you are assigned to a different blossoming planet of your own to rule over as a sort of "God". As such, you and wive(s) are responsible for having endless celestial sex in order to fill your very own planet. This is really good if you are a man, cause if you have (7) different wives, you can have a different wife for each day of the week! Women, sorry.....you're stuck with your man. May he have a magical schlong to your liking. Anyway, seeing as how the Universe is so infinitely larger than most humans can even comprehend, and seeing as how there are so many planets out there, I don't see how it would any problem for this doctrine. In fact, I often thought that even in the JW Paradise, once the earth got full and humans got bored, maybe Jehovah would allow us to travel to other worlds and explore and multiply. Seems sensible, does it not?
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SO IM JUST WONDERIN.....
by brandnew inas the story of "annointed" ones goes.....when their spouse is left behind on earth, are they free to remarry?
that would kinda suck, being in heaven...watching the wifey , or hubby gettin doinked by someone new.
just sayin.....shewt...i got way too much time on my hands..
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Did you hear that!? His Honour is insisting that Jackson attend the Royal Commission
by umbertoecho ini actually started clapping at that point, as his honour explained to the wt type creep sycophantic slithery lawyer that........" i understand that we all have issues to face in life and .....that is a part of life...........however it has become obvious that this man ....is in such a position to assist with this investigation.....".
it boils down to the fact that stewart outright accused the latest witness of misleading the royal commission and this lead to some document searches which led his honour to conclude that they had been protecting mr jackson.
this was a warm and fluffy moment folks.................brilliant stuff!!!!!
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Oh come on now, do you REALLY think Jackson or any other GB Member will come before a public commission to answer questions concerning.......ANYTHING? Not happening. They'll have their legal minions stall, deflect, stall, bribe, and scapegoat until The End finally comes, just so they don't incriminate themselves.
Jesus confidently and respectfully stood before Pontious Pilate and answered questions, what do these guys do? Hide behind sick relatives and scheister lawyers and answer for NOTHING. So much for following in Jesus' footsteps, aye?
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Dubs avoided like the plague
by hoser ini went to the restaraunt in a small town where i work and sometimes live and there were some jws there for lunch break out in service.
it is amazing to watch the locals sit as far away as they can from the table of jws.
some actually sat at a near table then loved tables when they realized jws were sitting near them.
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I wonder, how many times, at how many doors, are JW's going to have to asked about the pedophile problem and the coverups of such, is the typical JW going to have to be asked before a light bulb goes on over there head with a "?" inside it? Imagine, Pioneering or whatever, and at least once a day some informed householder turns you down at the first mention of JW's because of the two-witness rule, pedophile cover-up, or similar issue? You can only chalk up so much to "persecution" before curiosity gets the best of you and you start researching *GASP!* online about what the heck people are talking about. Then of course, the floodgates open. -
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The new RBC
by drawcad_1 inthe new rbc now called the ldc.
sold to us as new and improved rbc.
working with all of the congregation funds after we sent them all back to new york and what have they done.
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LDC "arrangement" = Symbolism over substance.
Send in ALL of your money, and shut the f*ck up! How dare you complain about needing a new HVAC system! That money could be spent to fly a GB Member 1st Class to Hawaii to dedicate a new cookie-cutter Kingdom Hall in Waikiki.
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Just wrote my DA letter....
by dubstepped inmy wife and i planned on fading but the elders now want a shepherding call and we are just done.
i know that many play the game to try to stay in, but i'm not a game player and neither is my wife.
our families already shun us because we reached out to a disfellowshipped family member.
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Your wife sounds a LOT like me. Totally f*cked over by being raised in a religious lunatic cult. How you described her, you could have easily be describing me. My parents were abused as children, sucked into this cult right before I was born (around 1975) and raised me in it. I always felt like an oddball outcast. It's really messed me up. Best of luck to you both. -
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The audio recorder days -- remember those 1950s luggable cases?
by FatFreek 2005 ini don't remember why they met at our new bedford, ma, tenement, a $5 weekly cold water flat.
mom took home some $37 per week and dad was disabled.
there were no food stamps, no ssi.
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My 11-yr old son didn't know how to use our regular dial-up telephone. (about 20 years old) It's in a cradle, and he asked how to dial a number when there is no "green" or "red" buttons. I was floored. He had not idea what a "rotary" telephone was.....no clue at all. He really has no concept of VHS tapes. They are an oddity. He is going into 6th grade. This year, everyone is being issued iPad mini's, and all of their textbooks are on them, so no textbooks to carry around even. Streamlined simplification and portability, I'll give them that. As for playing games, he has a Nintendo 3DS (portable handheld), but I will not allow a full Sony PSP, XBox one, or similar in our house, even though I have a 70" LCD HDTV. Why? Because I want him to experience life, not be glued in front of the TV playing games becoming a fat sloth like so many of the other neighbourhood kids. He is active. We have a pool, he plays basketball, goes to a local park for summer camp. This being glued to a rectangle is BS. Oh, and he doesn't have a phone or iPod either. Totally unnecessary at this age, and nothing but trouble. -
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November 2015 Watchtower - More Money 'Begging'
by jwleaks inmaking donations to the worldwide work of jehovah's witnesses.
http://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/w20151115/donations-worldwide-work/.
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And what exactly does the WTBTS do to financially help the flock they are supposedly in charge of? How many schools, hospitals, retirement homes, soup kitchens, homeless shelters, free clinics, etc do they operate? ZERO. So where exactly is all of that money going, if not to help the very ones who are giving freely and/or whom are in need?
Let the WTBTS......"go forth, be warm and well fed."
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Baiting Dubs for fun and amusement
by TerryWalstrom injw: "wha-a-a-t?
mormon: "okay.
other jw: "that's just .
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I agree with above. Growing up in the 1980's, the older JW's and even my parents, could argue and reason a good bit at the doors or anywhere else for that matter about religion, doctrine, etc. We had to be able to, because how else could you prop up the 1914 date, Generation that won't pass away, etc? Now what do today's JW's have? Nothing. Just stand next to a cart, turn on the iPad and show a video and go, "Duuuuuh....uhhh....if you'd like answers to your questions, please attend the Sunday Meeting at da KingDumb Hall. Have a nice day!" Then mark your time down as a return visit.
I myself believe that the "dumbing down" of the current "Generation" of JW's is complete. GB at HQ have complete control of the rank and file, and all dissension (AKA, brazen conduct or questions) are handled with a swift JC and DF'ing. Only the hardcore zealot idiots are left. They are the ones that lap of this tripe, shove their hard earned money in the contribution boxes and ATM's with nothing to show in return, and say, "Oh please Sirs, may we have some more?" And the GB in their punch-drunk authoritarian state, are all too happy to shovel some more spiritually rotten tripe upon their plates. Yum! Yum! Lett & TOMOIII in particular seem all to anxious to heap on an extra serving. **GAG** -
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Baiting Dubs for fun and amusement
by TerryWalstrom injw: "wha-a-a-t?
mormon: "okay.
other jw: "that's just .
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JW's being shown factual information and responding, might as well parrot "The Waterboy".
Pew Research Survey? "My....my.....My momma (JW dot org) says that's from Da Debil!"
Transcripts and actual court documents showing child abuse in JW Congregations the world over?
"My....my.....My momma (JW dot org) says that's from Da Debil!"
Any factual data........any data or real biblical scholarly work at all not approved or put out by the WTBTS?
"My....my.....My momma (JW dot org) says that's from Da Debil!"
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