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  Super Duper Awkward

  by Slidin Fast in

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  did anyone else find the teen section on the meeting tonight massively cringeworthy?

  i saw two kids who will be laughing stocks for life after their world wide exposure.

  complete exploitation in my opinion, unforgivable..

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  WingCommander

  "...I have to run out of the classroom, just like Joseph did because of Potipha's wife ..."

  If THAT line above doesn't clue you in to the scripted BS written by cloistered old men in an upstate NY cult compound, I don't know what would! No fuggin' way does any normal teen (even a JW teen) speak like that!

  Just like the "Young People Ask" series of books, these videos are written and produced by a bunch of sexless old geezers with zero life experience or clue as to the reality of "yung wanzzzzz" today. It would almost be laughable, if it weren't so totally cringe inducing and embarrassing. And WT HQ wonders why the youth are leaving in DROVES????? Hahahahahahahahaha! Big mystery! Can someone "splain" it to them? lol
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  WingCommander

  Last t-shirt design idea:

  "Where do I go to master my penis? Phuk it! Anywhere I want!"
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  WingCommander

  He missed a few:

  Sam Herd you were gay, not impressed. (with a frowning/scowling pic of GB Sam Herd)

  Lett the good times roll! (Lett face in clown paint and little clown car)

  I'll have another shot of that McCallans!

  TOMO III's face on Smokey the Bear blowing out matches with caption, "Remember kids, only you can prevent forest fires!"

  "Full Mental Jacket" with TOMO III dressed at Private Pyle, being hauled off in straight jacket (ala Full Metal Jacket)
  

  "I got my tight pants on! And I'm a girl!"

  "I got my Spanx from the WT HQ Commissary. 2012"

  "Stay Alive, till '75! 2075 that is!" (With TOMO III shit-eating grin from Caleb and Sophia introductory video)

  "I ate at Mark Sanderson's all-you-can-eat Memorial buffet, and all I got was this lousy shirt and a bible."

  "My heart belongs to Jesus, but my wallet belongs to the Governing Body."

  "Former WT HQ NPG with a BA who now identifies as a Rainbow Warrior. Roar!"

  "Phuk it. It's not just for snorkeling, its for the cheap LadyBoi's and She-Males."
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  Could you imagine his comedy routine, if only he used the phrase, "Mastery of my Penis?"

  He fashions himself as another Kurt Metzger (an ex-JW and actual funny comedian who does mention his weird JW upbringing in his comedy routine) but instead, comes off more like a more cringe Andy Kauffman. (who only cared if HE got the joke and no one else, a legend in his own mind type).
  
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  Assembly with the branch representative

  by LaFrancia in

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  we had the meeting with the branch representative this weekend.. the air was different than usual.. bearded ushers at the parking lots welcomed the brothers warmly.. lots of sisters with dress pants or not, nothing scandalous.. the representative of the italian branch made his debut on stage with his full beard.. location: roseto degli abruzzi (italy-europe).

  some interesting statistical data can give a little food for thought after the numerous changes that have occurred in recent months (the ten-year or five-year plan, if you prefer, seems to be producing some small results).. attendance has increased since the last meeting.. our constituency includes 1725 publishers and those present in the morning were 1553, a little better than the november 2023 convention.

  perhaps the new changes have brought some back to attendance?.

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  Trapping them young is also a hallmark of the Mormon cult. This is especially true in the past 20 years, with the advent of ex-Member support groups. People are waking up to the BS of these cults, and they are hemorrhaging. The youth of today aren't swallowing this tripe.
  
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  Advice on fade?

  by NotNorwich in

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  hello, i’ve just joined here and am hoping for some advice.

  i was baptised a long time ago but left soon after (da).. i recently returned and have a bible study.

  was reinstated about a year ago.

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  WingCommander

  1. Welcome!

  2. Please, PLEASE - Keep your mouth shut!

  3. You can't trust cult members, so see step #2 above.

  4. Learn to use the word "No." Repeat as necessary, and do NOT offer any explanations. You don't owe them any, no matter how large their sense of entitlement and imaginary authority is.

  Q: "Want to study this Tuesday night?" A: "No."

  Q: "Want a ride the Sunday Meeting?" A: "No."

  Repeat in the mirror until you've got it down. Turn and walk away if in person. If on the phone or email, state "No", then deflect away to another topic or ask them a question about something else to throw them off.

  5. DA'ing is playing by this dumbass cult's rules. No need for that. Fading is the safest, most effective way to cut ties with cults.

  6. Best of luck to you.
  
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  2024-April Shepherd The Flock Of God Manual.

  by Atlantis in

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  2024-april-elder-manual.. .

  https://files.accessjw.org/s/qpctw2hg87t9hxx .

  grandpa!.

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  RE: The Disfellowshipping section:

  Apparently, the recent changes happened so fast (due to Japan and Norway decisions) that they weren't yet incorporated into this release. Hence, the changes in the GB Update will be covered thru the already released Elder's Correspondence and then at upcoming annual Elder's Meeting / Training session, wherein they'll be directed to write things in the margins.

  So this tells you just how sudden this "90-day DF'ing, then repentance and let back in" change was.

  "Directed by Holy Spirit", my ass!

  WT HQ is 100% re-active at this point. They were never pro-active, but before they had things in que they were going to do slowly over time. (frog in water, anyone?) Now, their backs are against the wall, and it's severely affecting membership and lastly, but most importantly - MONEY!!!
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  With all of the changes in the Borganization in the past few months, Lloyd's newest video is on "Biblical Inaccuracies: Part 1"?

  A. This subject has been done to death over many years and many YT channels.

  B. This is a multi-part series? He really is still like JW's with their multi-part "Symposiums" at Assemblies.

  C. Again, so many recent changes to make videos about......really, it's like the Org is giving him GIFTS with this many subjects to talk about. He could go on for 6 months with these recent changes, but instead crickets are chirping and he's putting out boring ass shit? lol.....total MORON.
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  Oh......he ate plenty of exotic things, and rode the elephant. He rode the elephant so haaaaard.

  Snuffleupagus has never been the same.
  
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  WingCommander

  Ronny fled to Laos after witnessing The Great Neck-Bearded One "dating" a young lady-boy. The horror was too much. He left.