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  Taylor Swift owes me a new shirt this morning

  by Mickey mouse in

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  go listen to the opening verse of the smallest man who ever lived..

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  It's official: Taylor Swift is in league with Lucifer!

  Can you imagine the scowl upon Stephen Lett's face when he hears about this?
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  But......but......Jabba joined a gym, lost weight, bleached his head and his butthole? Goes to trendy hipster dufos local watering holes to pound down a pint on Karaoke night?

  Why, I'm almost positive women will be into him now. Or trannys. Whatever. lol
  
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  Governing Body Of Jehovah's Witnesses Releases New Christmas Song About Jesus' Birth . . . Really???

  by Golden4Altar in

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  jehovah's witnesses have long condemned any celebration of the christmas holiday supposedly commemorating jesus' birth, as being a pagan celebration of christendom.

  they have even disfellowshipped many from the organization for celebrating it, in any form or fashion.

  every jehovah's witness world wide knows this.

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  WT HQ is in such a panic not only over all of the CSA cases against them, but also from the mass exodus (especially of the yang wanzzzzz) since COVID, that they are absolutely DESPERATE to stop the hemorrhaging.

  Like a hemophiliac who needs a blood transfusion, WT HQ needs an infusion of money and yang wannnzzz to take over responsibilities for all the old geezers of the past "Generation" who are dropping dead like flies.

  Guess what? Kingdumb Hellz are now basically empty. If you pop in any random KH today, you see a 3/4's empty building with only Grey Hairz in the chairs. The Yang Wanzzzz had enough, and have already voted with their feet, and with their wallets.

  One only has to look at the Christadelphians today (IF you can find one) to see exactly where the JW's are heading.

  All this modern, new-age emotionally driven drivel and social media crap they are pulling out of their asses today? Loosening of the reins? "Allowing" grown ass adults to have a beard or wear pants?

  Waaaay to little, and VERY too late. They are re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic at this point.

  "Too bad, tooooo baaaaad!"
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  The org. Came out with a Christmas song!!!!

  by nowwhat? in

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  holy nativity batman!

  on jw broadcasting.

  final song for this year's convention.

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  WingCommander

  WT HQ is in such a panic not only over all of the CSA cases against them, but also from the mass exodus (especially of the yang wanzzzzz) since COVID, that they are absolutely DESPERATE to stop the hemorrhaging.

  Like a hemophiliac who needs a blood transfusion, WT HQ needs an infusion of money and yang wannnzzz to take over responsibilities for all the old geezers of the past "Generation" who are dropping dead like flies.

  Guess what? Kingdumb Hellz are now basically empty. If you pop in any random KH today, you see a 3/4's empty building with only Grey Hairz in the chairs. The Yang Wanzzzz had enough, and have already voted with their feet, and with their wallets.

  One only has to look at the Christadelphians today (IF you can find one) to see exactly where the JW's are heading.

  All this modern, new-age emotionally driven drivel and social media crap they are pulling out of their asses today? Loosening of the reins? "Allowing" grown ass adults to have a beard or wear pants?

  Waaaay to little, and VERY too late. They are re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic at this point.

  "Too bad, tooooo baaaaad!"
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  Don't you all see???? Lloyd needing "self care days" is entirely Dijana and Kim's fault.

  Dijana wouldn't let pervy Lloyd surf her butthole, and Kim wouldn't condone his visiting of Thai prostitutes in order to fulfill his ravenous desire to scuba dive into a chocolate star.

  You all must see how this is their fault, right? Right?
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  I'm honestly shocked LadyBoi Evans hasn't packed up and moved to Thailand. There's plenty of remote places to hide in that country, and the people are super friendly and helpful. The kids would most certainly be better off without Daddy Xmas Tree Humper around.
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  WingCommander

  I'm calling it now, as I'm seeing the set-up:
  

  I bet his next entrepreneurial endeavor to rape the wallets of the incredibly gullible will be as self-professed "Social Influencer."

  Gah!!
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

  1. jw
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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  WingCommander

  "Self-Care Ritual" = a gay spa treatment with bleached hair, a bleached asshole, and a happy ending. Finish it off with a pint at the local dive. All on his Patreon's dime.

  Next up: Another quarterly "mental health break" - AKA: Trip to Thailand to catch up with his favourite LadyBoiz.....errrr.......scuba diving.
  
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  Super Duper Awkward

  by Slidin Fast in

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  did anyone else find the teen section on the meeting tonight massively cringeworthy?

  i saw two kids who will be laughing stocks for life after their world wide exposure.

  complete exploitation in my opinion, unforgivable..

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  WingCommander

  I can assure all of you from experience, that even being known as JW while a teen is a total sexual repellent to the "youth" of the world. No worldly chick is eager to take a guy's V-Card because he's some uptight, lame, chaste, bible-thumper. By 5th grade, I wish I had NEVER identified myself as JW in elementary school to my teachers and classmates. (though my parents did that with the old blue School brochure to my teachers, not me!) And for damn sure, by 7th and 8th Grades the only thing I was praying about was that my peers forgot all about me being a JW and saw me as just another "normal" teen. Also, I would do my best to avoid the goody-two-shoes JW's in my school and never associate with them for fear of being grouped in with the lameness. The same could be said for other PIMO kids who just wanted to be normal. It was like an unspoken rule with all of us as well. Hell, we'd nod to each other in passing in the school hallways......like an inside tell or something. "Hello fellow PIMO JW teen, only 3 more years of playing pretend until we can escape and truly live. I won't tell on you for smoking and having a worldly school GF, and I expect the same, thx!" - This was a real thing.
  
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  Things you can not say in "field service" anymore.

  by greenhornet in

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  many years ago we would be on someone's doorstep, when waiting for the house holder to come to the door we say something like ... yea after the big a this is going to be my house.

  imagine saying that today with the common use of doorbell cameras and the squatting problem .

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  I'm 44. The last time I went in "Field Service" I was in 8th grade, 1993. However, even back further in the mid-80's I realized what for an utter waste of time this was. Seriously! Even on the weekends, people with children were active and away at sports practices, trips, etc. "Not at homes" were oh so common, and I'm talking about a semi-rural area. As a child I couldn't figure out why the JW's didn't use the media at the time (newspapers, magazines, TV, Cable networks) to Advertise! Advertise! Advertise! God and His Kingdom, as we were soooooo far into the time of the end. (Now I know: It's cult busy-work for the enslaved members)
  

  By the way, that slogan above, should have clued my naive parents into how much of a Publishing Company/Cult this is instead of a legitimate religion. Imagine, calling members/parishoners "Publishers." It reeks of corporate BS!