An elder looking over a new Dodge van a brother purchased: "That brother is weak because he bought a van that had a ram insignia, Don't buy a Dodge Ram....its demonic."
Same elder different day: "We never use brothers that have cable TV, it shows a spiritual weakness."
Here are a couple more given to me by various janitors....
"You cannot read the Watchtower for the congregation unless you wear a white shirt."
"Leather jackets and coats are worldly".