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Posts by Uzzah
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21Is that a snake in my toilet?
by Uzzah ini know where some of your minds went with this topic name but ... just in time for all the horror movies and halloween scares ..... .
woman in shock after 7-foot python peeps through her toiletthursday october 18, 2007 this sounds like a made-up story just in time for halloween.
but everyone's nightmare really happened to a new york city woman and she's still struggling to get over it.
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Is that a snake in my toilet?
by Uzzah ini know where some of your minds went with this topic name but ... just in time for all the horror movies and halloween scares ..... .
woman in shock after 7-foot python peeps through her toiletthursday october 18, 2007 this sounds like a made-up story just in time for halloween.
but everyone's nightmare really happened to a new york city woman and she's still struggling to get over it.
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Uzzah
I know where some of your minds went with this topic name but ... just in time for all the horror movies and Halloween scares ....
Woman In Shock After 7-Foot Python Peeps Through Her Toilet
Thursday October 18, 2007 This sounds like a made-up story just in time for Halloween. But everyone's nightmare really happened to a New York City woman and she's still struggling to get over it.
Nadege Brunacci was in the bathroom of her apartment at the crack of dawn Monday morning, and fortunately for her she was only washing her hands. But she felt like someone was looking at her, so she glanced around the tiny room. What she saw staring back at her nearly gave the 38-year-old a heart attack. Peeking out of her toilet were the beady eyes of a 7-foot long python.
At first she wasn't sure just what that thing in her bowl was. "I thought my daughter dropped her sweater in it, to tell you the truth. She is five years old and the shadow was so big, I was like - it's not possible," she recalls. And then she turned on the light and began screaming. The full length of the serpent was still coiled in the pipes, but one glimpse was enough to convince Brunacci to get out of there, pronto. She slammed down the lid, put a heavy box over it and called her landlord and the local fire department.
And this snake in the grass - er - toilet wasn't easy to rescue. Crews were forced to tear up her downstairs neighbour's pipes and managed to eventually pull the lengthy creature out of its coiled containment. It's still not clear how the python got there.
So what happened to it? Officials gave it to Brunacci, who in turn handed it over to a friend. That pal has decided to keep it as a pet. Its new name? What else: "Nadege."
The restaurant owner whose day got off to such a scary start admits she'll never quite feel the same again about going into the little girl's room. She's now using her daughter's training toilet whenever nature calls at home. "I'm looking over my shoulder," she admits. But perhaps that's not the right direction. Maybe she should be looking down instead.
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How many efforts to sway JWs have actually worked?
by sweetface2233 ini keep reading these threads about exposing the wts and sending letters to individual jws.
how many of these efforts have actually worked?
i've read books written by xjws and watched videos produced by them, but only after becoming one.
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Uzzah
I know the efforts put into Dateline (USA) and Fifth Estate (Canada) exposing the WTBS pedophile scandal caused many to stop and think. Some eventually even left.
I have heard with personalized letters of people when leaving sent to very close friends and family have had an impact. I haven't heard of any mass impersonalized mailing having success. It doesn't mean it can't or hasn't happened, just simply i haven't heard of it. fjtoth tried it when he left Bethel. He put a note under every single door of the Bethel residence. Between thsoe collected and destroyed and those simply thrown out, it didn't change anyone.
I was already doubting at the time and I didn't read past the first paragraph.
People should do what they feel they should do but don't browbeat others if they don't buy into personal campaigns.
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To the Body of Elders, Dear Brothers - a letter to send to individual JW's
by eclipse inprovided by jwd member: wingman original thread: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/144020/6.ashx.
to the body of elders, dear brothers, it is with matters of great concern that we write you.
the future of the work depends upon our young people.
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Uzzah
Fjtoth:
Don't want to hijack but just wanted to say it is good to see you around. I am hoping this means you are recovering well from your recent 'less then stellar' health.
Be well.
To those who don't know fjtoth well, he is a very well-read and insightful individual. Definitely worthy of consideration of his comments and observations. I deeply respected him while we served at Bethel together and that respect stands now that we are both free.
Uzzah
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Uzzah
Sensing your obvious intent to hurl the crap at me, I would simply come up behind you and give you a little shove forward throwing you off balance and face first into the pile that you had intended for me.
Then walk away quietly chuckling to myself
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Does anyone have any pictures?
by BEROEAN ini've been searching all over for pictures of governing body members engaged in "unscriptural conduct" and i still haven't found any.
i thought that in this day and age with cell phone cameras and spy equipment, at least one person would have something grimey.
i want to see what really goes on after hours in the borg.
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Uzzah
JR looks a little 'fatigued' in that shot. good thing he can camoflauge his emotions.
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Does anyone have any pictures?
by BEROEAN ini've been searching all over for pictures of governing body members engaged in "unscriptural conduct" and i still haven't found any.
i thought that in this day and age with cell phone cameras and spy equipment, at least one person would have something grimey.
i want to see what really goes on after hours in the borg.
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Uzzah
What do you want? Live action drooling? Most of those guys are impotent, incontinent and incapable of anything.
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I am in an ABBA mood tonight
by NewYork44M inmy favorite video:.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk3mvxgfzpy&feature=playlist&p=95fcfebaba252170&index=2&playnext=3.
listening to this right now:.
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Uzzah
<snicker> <snicker>
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Post your photos time!!!
by dobbie ini don't think we've had one for a while, i can't find the last one anyway!
so just to satisfy my curiosity it would be great to see some of your photos, of you, your family even your pets (they're family too!
) then i'll know if any of you do look like your avatars cos that's what i'm always wondering!
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Uzzah
Confession:
It all depends on the nature of the websites.
The first two are great for consultancy advertizing. Thefirst for serious , get down to business type ads. The second if you are more into HR and personal improvement type consulting.
#3 and 4 I would leave off completely. 3 has some possibilities if advertizing computer related skills but people looking for computer skills would not be impressed byu the smiling faces in these pics
For pics 5 & 6. If you are a guru of some kind these could be useful. Too casual for business and too 'out there' for anything other than well.. something out there.
So the pics may be great depending on what image you may want to project.
My opinion and two cents... and Hey, 2 cents Canadian is worth far more than it was 6 months ago!
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From an Ex-JW's child's eyes
by REBORNAGAIN inlast night i was talking to my 17yr.
old son who hasn't been among the borg since ca.
2002, and asked him why he hates religions.
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Uzzah
Just to clarify, most investors in funds do not analyze all the holdings.
The Rand thing has been overdone to death is a non-issue to me.
There is enough hypocrisy within the Borg without stretching it to include these items. Please don't make me dig up all the old threads from 5 years ago on this topic