Goshawk

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  no come to work

  by mouthy in

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  chinese sick leave : "i no come work today!

  " hung chow calls into work and says, "hey, i no come work today, i really sick .

  got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, i no come work.

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  Goshawk

  Glad I wasn't drinking coffee while reading this thread.

  Mouthy Post: Should be safe to read..... holy jumping up and down purple jesus robin..... not even close batman
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  My new goal in life....

  by Elsewhere in

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  i will make myself unavailable everyday at exactly 4:04. .

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  Goshawk

  Oh come on! Where are the geeks?????

  I make a funny geek joke and not one person gets it.

  That's because you didn't write in in hexadecimal.
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  Revelation Climax - book study question

  by Roddy in

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  does anyone know how many times the revelation climax book (which was released in 1988) was studied in the congregation book study program up to now?.

  in addition to how many times, if you know the years it was studied that would be helpful.

  thanks.. .

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  Goshawk

  Hey quit picking on Miss Smarty Pants.
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  If Your Teenage Daughter Got Beat Up By Her Boyfriend.....

  by minimus in

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  what would you do??

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  Goshawk

  Cripple the s.o.b.

  Second thought I'm not sure.
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  For Fun- If you could give the JW's a nickname

  by megaflower in

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  i would call them piss ants.

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  Goshawk

  Raise your head erect....

  Dooh! The other blue pill.

  
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  For Fun- If you could give the JW's a nickname

  by megaflower in

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  i would call them piss ants.

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  Did you ever have "Real Freinds" in the KH?

  by Quirky1 in

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  i'm talking about one you can have a beer with, talk to, etc.

  one that won't snub you no matter what.

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  Goshawk

  Those are rare gems.
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  Jehovahs Witnesses - Mainstreaming, Like It Or Not

  by metatron in

  1. jw
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  it used to be that pioneers supported themselves with free literature and magazines and put in 100+ hours a month.

  then 90, then 70.. a publisher had to put in at least an hour a month to be counted.

  now 15 minutes.. they used to hand out a written review and collect it and grade it!

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  Goshawk

  Food service at assemblies? Too expensive. Dump it.

  Donation only for food and drinks offered at assemblies; donation only for literature. - Can't appear to make a profit. Change the policy to avoid taxes.
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  What burns your ass? You know what burns mine....?

  by Alpaca in

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  a flame about 7 feet high..

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  Goshawk

  Exposure to TCE
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  Have YOU Ever Used "Theocratic Strategy"?

  by minimus in

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  (or lied?

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  Goshawk

  Only on the elders in the congregation that used it on me.