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  post your valentine greetings here!!

  by greven in

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  a happy valentine's day to all!!

  my valentine hugs go to (((((((vivamus)))))), my pierced, blue tongued, dutch princess!!

  my best valentines wishes go to all that make this board worthwhile, to name just a few: .

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  LOL@Titania !!! . . . Toooo funnnnneeeeee!!!!!

  ohhh GAWD!!!... . . my sides are sore!!!

  ROFLMAO!!!

  ESTEE
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  So What's Your Porn-Star Name? (Fluff, BTW)

  by Englishman in

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  you take the name of your favourite pet as the first part of your porn-star name, then you take your mothers maiden name for your porn-star surname.. which makes me...george bennet, hmm fairly ordinary i suppose... but her ladyship becomes...poppy male...ah, it works sometimes then!.

  this could be good.

  englishman.

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  My fav cat . . . hmmm . . .lemeee see. . . Shelby Harris???

  ESTEE

  Edited by - ESTEE on 15 February 2003 2:8:11
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  How to Give a Cat a Pill*

  by cruzanheart in

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  *with apologies to anyone who may have already posted this, and dedicated to angharad who made me laugh with her how to give a cat a bath thread.

  position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand.

  as cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth.

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  ESTEE

  (((((cruzanheart!)))))

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  For Sale: Cat with attitude. . .

  Love ya!

  ESTEE
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  How to wash a cat

  by Angharad in

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  how to wash the cat!.

  1. thoroughly clean the toilet.

  2. add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

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  Scully!!! I'm horrified!!

  Look at the terror in poor kitty's eyes! And look at those claws!!!

  GAWD!!! . . . and . . . What is wrong with me that I'm . . .laughing hysterically!?!?!

  Love ya!

  ESTEE
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  How to wash a cat

  by Angharad in

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  how to wash the cat!.

  1. thoroughly clean the toilet.

  2. add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

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  (((((angharad )))))

  I laughed so hard when I saw this. I wouldn't feel upset . . . all in fun. Besides when I saw this before it was a Dog's Washing Instructions, so ya know . . . it's from the dog's perspective, those sickos!!

  Cats sure do have attitudes, though! LMAO at your cat picture!!! Tooooo funnnneeeee!!!

  Love ya,

  ESTEE
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  Does anyone have these comedy films...

  by Brummie in

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  1) the gods must be crazy.

  2) the gods must be crazy part 2.. ?.

  director james uys.

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  There is a movie that I saw that made me laugh and laugh.

  I would love to get my hands on a copy of "Goin' South" with Jack Nicholson.

  It was a show about a fussy frigid woman who "bought" a man from an execution by hanging, to be her husband.

  She had another agenda, though. . . and treated him really shabby. He had another agenda, too, rather than being a husband.

  Has anyone seen it? Does anyone have a copy? 'Cuz I'd sure love to get my hands on a copy.

  Thanks in advance,

  ESTEE
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  And you think Gas is expensive.....

  by Lost Diamond in

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  just another thing to think about....

  you think a gallon of gas is expensive?

  doesn't run on water, scope, or whiteout, or god forbid, pepto bismol or .

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  <------------thinking the gas company musta released these stats. . .to justify high gas prices. . .

  ESTEE
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  Happy Valentines Days

  by LB in

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  i'll be gone for the weekend so i thought i'd get my wishes in a little early.

  hope you all have someone to love, or at least to lust over..

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  Ohhh!. . . so it's gonna be one of THESE threads!

  I'll bring the steak!

  ESTEE

  Edited by - ESTEE on 13 February 2003 17:53:43
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  I am shocked, disgusted and I feel violated

  by berylblue in

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  i have spent the last few days reading all the information about the wts on the internet.

  i am shocked.

  appalled.

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  Welcome to the forum, berylblue!

  My initial realizations were similar to yours. I guess reality hits when we discover the truth about the "TruthTM". You are in the right place!

  Make yourself at home, stay awhile and meet all your new brothers and sisters!!!

  Much love,

  ESTEE
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  My Daughter's Birthday

  by ESTEE in

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  today is my jw daughter's birthday!

  a mommy remembers the day she gave birth to her daughter.

  so i'm gonna just celebrate her day on my own.

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  ESTEE

  Wow! The party is still happening!!! Youzz ApostatesTM sure know how to have a blast!! WildHorses wrote: I

  hope this day was good for your daughter, even though she doesn't celebrate it. Maybe one day she will open her eyes as her mother has

  Thanks Wild. . .I keep hoping. . . it has been four years . . . and she does not wish any contact with me. . . The partay continues!!! (((((Hugs to ya WildHorses!))))) Skeptic wrote:

  I hope someday your daughter has her eyes opened, not only to the truth about the JWs, but also about what an awesome mom she has!!!

  (((((Awwwww . . . thanks Richard))))) I'd like to think I'm an awesome mom! Party hardy!!! I love throwing partays fer my lovely ApostateTM friends!!! They are the best partayer partakers in the world!!! (((((Goshawk))))) Thanks for dropping by! Stay as long as you want! Brummie wrote:

  Any leftovers?

  Leftovers!? . . . Me? Give YOU leftovers? You must be joking!!! . . .Awwwww!! You are a kitty. . . used to having only the leftovers!! Well . . .None of that here at my partay!!! And what a cute Kitty!! A BIG kitty, since becoming a Jedi!!! What's that I see . . . behind yur back? Is that a Light Saber? Light Saber in one hand, Champagne in the other? All right!!! ascot wrote:

  OMG!! Such a hangover!!! I didn't think a person could get drunk from champagne!!

  (((((ascot))))) ya know there is only one cure for a champagne hangover <hands ascot glass of champagne> Okay, everyone! . . .Stay as long as you want! Have a great time! <checks on supplies . . .brings in more food and booze> Love ya!! ESTEE