Umm, my pious, ultra-JW MS brother picked up a monkey wrench to attack my dad and he isn't getting punished. Can that count as a scandal?
ColdRedRain
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What's the worst sin that you knew a JW commited? Espec. Elders, Bethelites
by FreeofGuilt inthe po of my congregation was screwing another elders wife- i have more, but i wanna hear yours!
kristine
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Misplaced Loyalty
by YoursChelbie indo you know of a person who has been treated really bad in a marriage and yet still remains loyal to that person even after the marrriage has ended?
this has puzzled me for some time.
why do some people have an abnormal, misplaced loyalty for another human who has caused them so much harm?
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ColdRedRain
When a person is committed to another person who abuses their position in the relationship, it's becuase usually, the person is lacking something in their personal life that's better and will give them back something in life.
Many JW's are lacking something in their private life. Think about your conditions when you converted (If you weren't born into the deleted cult like I was.)
Most of you felt betrayed by your previous church, pressured by JW family to join because it's convienent for them, jaded towards religion, mesmerized by their charismatic behavior or simply confused about what the religion is about or even what they are about. Most abusive relationships start when a man or woman who's been betrayed by a former love and feels the need for a new parter, feels jaded towards love, but is willing to give it one more chance, pressured by friends or family to get into this relationship because it's conveinent, mesmerized by how a person that's "out of their leauge" can go for a person like them, or confused about about themselves or the other person.
When a relationship is broken, it cannot be fixed, and the best thing to do is to get away, and never get into a situation like that again.
Oh, BTW, congradulations, Chelby!
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Question
by Gadget inone thing i always wondered, but no one was able to answer.
when you preach to others, you encourage them to read the watchtower ect to gain knowledge about the bible, but wittnesses aren't supposed to read any other religious material.
i know this is because if they read it they might find the real truth, but how do wittnesses justify asking others to read material when they won't do the same themselves?
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ColdRedRain
Various Wayans brothers, Rebe Jackson and any other washed up JW celeberty.
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Stereotypical Witnesses
by tazmaniac inok....we all had them...perhaps we were one of them....stereotypical witnesses.
there were many stereotypes that proved to be in congregation after congregation.
what stereotypical witnesses do you remember.
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ColdRedRain
OMG! I KNOW THE TYPE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
We had pleanty of sisters like that in my old cong, and when I say the word "sister" I'm not referring to a female member of the congregation.
Women like the ones in my old cong would make Sir Mix A Lot have a 6 day orgasm.
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Dr. Laura
by AuntieJane ini listen to her regularly.
i don't always agree w. her but usually have to admit that she is right from a moral standpoint.
god knows we need more of that in this world!.
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ColdRedRain
I saw the Dr. Laura pictures too. God, she needs a shave!
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Stereotypical Witnesses
by tazmaniac inok....we all had them...perhaps we were one of them....stereotypical witnesses.
there were many stereotypes that proved to be in congregation after congregation.
what stereotypical witnesses do you remember.
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ColdRedRain
Brother Hobo: Doesn't appear to have a home, comes to meetings in a suit, although doesn't appear to have bathed in months. Is believed to attend meetings only to receive free meals from Brother and Sister Giving.
Sometimes, Brother Hobo marries, either to a Sister Imahornyoldwidow, Sister Jehooverwillprovidde or Sister Singlemomohsopoor.
Sister Imahornyoldwidow: Pretty much explains itself. Her husband died 5 years ago and she's looking for a new husband because she's simply horny.
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Stereotypical Witnesses
by tazmaniac inok....we all had them...perhaps we were one of them....stereotypical witnesses.
there were many stereotypes that proved to be in congregation after congregation.
what stereotypical witnesses do you remember.
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ColdRedRain
Hey Simon, can you correct the formatting on my previous post?
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What I Don't Miss at a District Convention
by simplesally inname the things you don't miss about going to a dc!
---getting there so early and then find that the "servants" have saved all the good seats
---not having time to make a decent lunch and getting admonished about not buying from nearby vendors.
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ColdRedRain
The fact that there were tons of hot chicks, but none of them put out unless you planned to marry them.
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BBC: US tries to Boost Patriotism, Faked Rescue: Jessica Lynch
by Cassiline inbritish broadcasting corp. documentary concluded after interviewing iraqis that the rescue was a hollywood-style stunt designed to boost patriotism at a difficult time in the war.
washington post, richard cohen says that their reports were not accurate.
the post initially said lynch was shot and stabbed as she fought off her attackers "gun blazing" until she was taken prisoner.
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ColdRedRain
*Yawn* Another conspiracy theory released by an Anti-US Socialist European media outlet.
Don't those guys have to be on Art Bell or something?
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Stereotypical Witnesses
by tazmaniac inok....we all had them...perhaps we were one of them....stereotypical witnesses.
there were many stereotypes that proved to be in congregation after congregation.
what stereotypical witnesses do you remember.
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ColdRedRain
Brother Hipokryt can be the biggest a**hole towards everybody, drinks beer until he's drunk, beats his wife, but still, he's an elder. Brother Hipokryt usually marries Sister Naive, a woman who doesn't know jack sh*t about any of the realities of life, who sees a pile of beercans in the recycling bin, with the beercan residue reeking of fresh beer, but believes her husband when he says "Oh, those are old beercans from when I was in the wurld!" Brother Fartzdontstink is the guy you would love to punch out. Has the nice car, the frigid, somewhat attractive lilly skinned wife (Or if she's a minority, usually they have the bright white teeth and the superpink gums) with that JW look in her eyes. (You know the one I'm talking about.) Usually, he's from a "Spiritual" (AKA rich and filled with free time) family. He has a 2000 dollar surround sound DVD/VHS system in his house, filled with hundreds of movies, but none of them are rated over PG and half of them are society videos. Brother Fartzdontstink strangely has enough time to live in that 1,000$ a month apartment in the outer burbs and have a brand new car while only working part time as a propane dealer's tankwipe. Usually, Brother Fartzdontstink has an Elder father/father in law, who provides him with money on the side. Sister Fartzdontstink is usually the future wife of Brother Fartzdontstink. Sometimes they're hot as hell, and on a few occasions, will go for Brother Sideburn, Brother Cradlerobber, Brother Neophyte or sometimes, Brother 20something Rebel and Brother Stealavirgin Brother Neophyte: A staunch convert to the Troof. These days, he's usually oblivious to the numerous websites that expose the secrets of the Jehovah's Witnesses and to those who were once in the cult. He falls for everything. Usually, brother Neophyte is a former punk rocker from either Minnesota, Colorado, Washington, or some other mid-populated Midwest/Mountian state. Brother Neophyte also comes in Brother Minority Neophyte. Brother Minority Neophyte is usually a convert from some other whacko church who's oblivious to the internet. He sings gospel style during kingdom songs and wears these pimp-type suits on Sunday meetings. Brother Cradlerobber: He's a creepy, balding, glasses wearing, fat virgin man who tricks some niave young sister into thinking he's sexy because he puts 90 hours of service every month. Brother 20something Rebel: He's the type that listens to Cannibal Corpse at his house, has blonde highlights, shaggy hair, quotes unknown, but unsettling facts about the witnesses on service (Like how in the 70's, the Witnesses frowned on interracial marriage.) Usually, he gets sick of the Witness crap and gets out. Brother Sideburn: Brother sideburns is not as rebellious as 20something rebel, but he does have a wild streak in him. He usually has a 2 door sedan, long sideburns, listens to pop-punk on service and wears tinted lenses at the meetings. All the sisters fall for his rebellious streak. Brother Stealavirgin: The name explains it all. He just wants to convert to steal a virgin. You guys can expand on this afterwards. Brother/Sister Jehooverwilprovidde: You know the type. They're usually people with some sort of mental deficiency, morbidly obesse or severly uneducated. They work as a minor leauge ballpark janitor, have an apartment with holes in the roof, a delapadated bed in their house, and usually driving an '86 Ford. When the '86 Ford breaks down, the team folds away or moves to another city, the apartment complex's condemned and the bed reeks too much of urine, a congregation family lets Brother/Sister Jehooverwilprovidde stay in their garage until he gets a new job as a McDonald's fry cook, and gives them their old Datsun that they were going to scrap. When they get into bad circumstances, they always say "Jehovah will provide." Sister Milf: Usually, the hot-ass 40 something year old wife of Brother Fartzdontstink. Every young teenage brother oggles sister Milf and sometimes have their first wet dreams about them.