5 different churches or 5 services in one church? Just as a warning (to prepare you for disappointment) you probably will hear about him eventually.
Posts by Laika
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14No mention of Satan in 5 church attendances!!!
by quellycatface infollowing on from jgnat's post, if that's okay.why do i not hear of satan in normal churches?
?it's really refreshing not to be scared anymore..
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Girls can't do maths
by Laika ina story from my days as the accounts servant (not verbatim).
me: hello, [brother] here's your copy of the money slip for this meeting, i just finished the count.. cong.
secretary: thanks... who counter signed that there?.
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Laika
When I was in my early 20s and an MS I was assigned to a group with one other male, the elder who took the group but used to suffer from back problems so often missed, this meant I had to take it usually with a group of women in their 50s and 60s and had far more experience than me in the ministry.
The elders wife had been a Witness 60 years and even served as a missionary in Northern Ireland during the war at risk to her life, and I had to lead her on the ministry! I found it completely embarrassing.
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Girls can't do maths
by Laika ina story from my days as the accounts servant (not verbatim).
me: hello, [brother] here's your copy of the money slip for this meeting, i just finished the count.. cong.
secretary: thanks... who counter signed that there?.
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WT Video on how to handle JWs contemplating suicide
by Oubliette inhttp://www.mediafire.com/watch/cvas6fcrc9zca94/shepherding_instructional_suicidal_widow.avi.
i just watched beginning of the recently leaked video produced by the wtbts allegedly instructing elders how to treat jws contemplating suicide.
i am so apalled i cannot even begin to describe it!.
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Laika
Why does that elder keep smiling!? Lunatic!
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Girls can't do maths
by Laika ina story from my days as the accounts servant (not verbatim).
me: hello, [brother] here's your copy of the money slip for this meeting, i just finished the count.. cong.
secretary: thanks... who counter signed that there?.
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Laika
I wish I'd had you around Justitia, that job did my head in!
I complained about it to an elder once; he told me that one of the big "secrets" in the organization is that sisters handled most of their husband's spritual responsibilities.
I knew a PO who got taken off by the CO because he allowed his wife to handle a lot of his work. The same wife also typed up the theocratic ministry school for the School overseer. Not come up with the schedule, just type it up from his handwritten one for use on the noticeboard because he couldn't use a computer, she got stopped from that job too and I ended up with it.
Apparently girls can't type either.
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Arrested by French authorities for wanting to perform Female Genital Mutilation
by Syme inhere's the story, from guardian:.
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/feb/10/france-tough-stance-female-genital-mutilation-fgm.
these are very interesting news.
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Laika
Fun fact! Male circumcision isn't called "male genital mutilation" because it is primarily practiced by white people, while female circumcision is called "female genital mutilation" because it is primarily practiced by Arabs and Africans.
Given that muslims tend to perform male circumcision I'd have thought the majority of circumcised males in the world are Arab or African?
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Girls can't do maths
by Laika ina story from my days as the accounts servant (not verbatim).
me: hello, [brother] here's your copy of the money slip for this meeting, i just finished the count.. cong.
secretary: thanks... who counter signed that there?.
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Laika
So now counting money = "teaching". . . . Interesting. . .
Along with carrying a microphone, showing people to their seats, distributing literature from the counter, reading out loud... anymore?
"Can you imagine if women were allowed to run judicial committees? They'd start crying and letting everyone off, nobody would get disfellowshipped, it would be chaos" (yes, 'chaos') #thingselderstoldme
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Girls can't do maths
by Laika ina story from my days as the accounts servant (not verbatim).
me: hello, [brother] here's your copy of the money slip for this meeting, i just finished the count.. cong.
secretary: thanks... who counter signed that there?.
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Laika
"Sisters can't be elders because they're emotional, whereas men are logical, it doesn't mean they're inferior, it's just how Jehovah made us."
#thingselderstoldme
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Girls can't do maths
by Laika ina story from my days as the accounts servant (not verbatim).
me: hello, [brother] here's your copy of the money slip for this meeting, i just finished the count.. cong.
secretary: thanks... who counter signed that there?.
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Laika
Is this actually a rule or just an overzealous elder? I never did find that out...
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Girls can't do maths
by Laika ina story from my days as the accounts servant (not verbatim).
me: hello, [brother] here's your copy of the money slip for this meeting, i just finished the count.. cong.
secretary: thanks... who counter signed that there?.
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Laika
A story from my days as the accounts servant (not verbatim)
Me: Hello, [brother] here's your copy of the money slip for this meeting, I just finished the count.
Cong. Secretary: Thanks... who counter signed that there?
Me: Oh, [my assistant] is away so I asked [sister] to do it.
Cong. Secretary: Do you think it's appropriate to ask her?
Me: *confused* err... yes, she is baptised.
Cong. Secretary: Yes, but was it appropriate to ask her to count with you?
Me: ???
Cong. Secretary: If there are qualified brothers present should you have asked a sister to do it?
Me: Ah... *finally worked out the point* well, she did just get her A Level results, A in maths, she's probably more qualified than me to count the £65 we just made.
Cong. Secretary: It's not about her intelligence, it's about doing things Jehovah's way.
Me: ???
To cut a long story short, you can rest assured JWN, I recounted the money with a brother, the Congregation's cash was safe.
