this is my first time posting here or on any ex-jw forum but i want to know if anybody else is not sure what to believe anymore.
paradise on earth sounds great and it was drilled into me for 11 years, it's just kinda hard to shake.
what about armageddon?
Welcome Chris
You will have a rollercoaster ride of emotions ahead of you.. You will have doubts you will have questions. At times you will get scared.
Remember, we are all here for you.. we have all been through the same exiting emotional ride that you are going through.. True, circumstances that led to us leaving are different and varied but we still know what its like.
My email is always open if you ever need to talk to anyone.
Regards
Kelps (of the female class, people always get confused)
my man and i are approaching our one year anniversary and i want to make it one he will never forget.. now as a female, i get very romantic and soppy.. i want to make our evening one he will never forget.. i have booked us into a motel with a corner spa, and will have champers and chocolates waiting on arrival... we have a 3 course meal booked into the resturant downstairs.
i am new to the "sex scene" and i want to make it special for him.. i have had a couple of good suggestions in chat, eg chocolate body paint, black stockings and high heels...any other suggestions??.
kelps (of the want to spoil him class)
Hi all
My man and I are approaching our one year anniversary and I want to make it one he will never forget.
Now as a female, I get very romantic and soppy.. I want to make our evening one he will never forget.
I have booked us into a motel with a corner spa, and will have champers and chocolates waiting on arrival..
We have a 3 course meal booked into the resturant downstairs.
I am new to the "sex scene" and I want to make it special for him.
I have had a couple of good suggestions in chat, eg chocolate body paint, black stockings and high heels...Any other suggestions??
Kelps (of the want to spoil him class)
i've had a chuckle at all the "dumbest counselling" anecdotes.
now, what was your best/funniest comeback line (and the line that inspired it) when you were being counselled by someone who plainly didn't know what he was going on about?
i was always too scard to stand up to them
there i was sitting down thinking about nothing then a lump appeared in my trousers,ow no i mouthed no,.
just then i heard in the distance a brother say and now the song number will be ???????
i was in agony, no no i pleaded with myself nice thoughts nice thoughts,i squeezed him but he wouldnot go down, i pinched my hands and still no luck,everyone else was watching me ,as i was the only one sitting with my hands claspedacross my lap,.
well I dont have the feature to get the unwanted "protusion" but many atime my mind wandered off to the last romance book I had ready and got me all hot and bothered.
i just spoke to my mum about why the baptism questions change to reflect from god to the borg and she had this comment to say:.
"the witnesses are jehovah's organisation.
with out his holy spirt the organisation would fall apart.
Thanks for all your great comments...
If I said to her what about all the other religions that are operating today she would come back and "thats because satan is behind it all"
Its always the same old arguement, its either Jehovah directing it or satan destoying it...
Dont they get sick of saying the same old BS all the time.. I know I used to.
hello, i've been a lurker for about a year now and finally decided to register and start posting.
i don't have time to tell my story right now, but plan on doing so soon.
i guess i'm putting it off as i'm not sure where to start without it being a book.
Welcome Icansay
Enjoy your stay
go theocratic warfare!!
i thought i would update you all... .
i have officially "moved" out from my flat that "shared" with a male... .
Barry,
is the offer of a meal still standing??
I hope you are feeling better...
kelps
well my man and i have been talking about getting engaged.
we have been looking at engagement rings and trying them on etc.
now i wont know when he has chosen the ring or is going to propose but he wants some suggestions as to how i would like to be proposed to.
Thanks for all your replies. My man is searching for the world's worst proposal and he says that is how he is going to do it..
Maybe I should mention the kangaroo idea to him mac.. NOT!!! talking about that, mac did you ever get my present I sent you???
Kelps (of the getting impatient class)
does anyone have any really embarrassing stories?
my worst story: when i was 15 i went to a slumber party at my best friends house.
i couldn't sleep so i got up to watch tv with her older brother.
My most embarresing that I can remember was when I was about 15 years old.
I had this crush on a pioneer brother. we were all on holidays and he was in our van.
We were talking about I dont know what when out of the blue I pipe up and say:
"Did you know octopus have testicles all over them"
I was ment to say that octopus have tenticles.. I wanted the ground to swallow up and eat me... I couldnt look at him for ages... My brother and sister used it to make fun of me for ever after (still to this day)
what are some of things you were deprived of as a jw kid that were not all that bad??
i remember when other kids would say 'cross your heart or hope to die' as an act of truthfulness.
i don't know the origin...but it seemed harmless enough.
I always used to say, cross my heart hope to die...
or I swear before Jehovah that I am telling the truth (when I was lying through my teeth)
hehehe
