Posts by meadow77

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GRANDMA'S LETTER

by Lost Diamond in

grandma's letter.

the other day i went up to a local christian bookstore and.

saw a honk if you love jesus bumper sticker.

This is so hilarious. I posted it awhile back with graphics. It didn't get much response though. Which I thought was too bad, cause I thought it was really funny. Glad to see someone else thought so. Jinx

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Jack Handey

by meadow77 in

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for those of you familiar with snl, you will remember a great philosopher named jack handey.

here are my three favorites deep thoughts of all time.

share yours.

meadow77

For those of you familiar with SNL, you will remember a great philosopher named Jack Handey. Here are my three favorites Deep thoughts of all time. Share yours

Meadow77 of the trying hard to provide fluff for Farkel class

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.

Instead of having 'answers' on a math test, they should just call them 'impressions' and it you got a diffrent 'impression' so what, can't we all be brothers?

It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight.

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News Reports that sound dirty, but aren't

by SixofNine in

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sub-heading from msnbc story on n. korean ship carrying missles:.

growing tension with pyongyang .

lead story on motley fool newsletter:.

meadow77

Well you wont remain "ignored" with that little gem! Very Funny!!

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Purple Passion!

by RubyTuesday in

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what floats your boat...revs your engine....lights your fire..(did i forget any?).

whats are the things that just makes you completely forget your problems?

mine is...photography, snow skiing and painting.edited by - rubytuesday on 15 december 2002 13:27:35.

meadow77

I am a law and order fanatic. I also love big bathtubs full of bubbles. It would be great if I could have a T.V. in my bathroom like everyone does on cribs, than I could hang out in my bubble bath watching law and order.

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Religion is good for you!! Really!!

by Soledad in

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/news/package.jsp?name=religious_people/religious_people

do religious people really live longer?the answer seems to be a resounding yes, if you believe 42 scientific studies that examined the link between religious involvement and mortality that were reviewed by the national institute for healthcare research in rockville, maryland.

the statistic: the people who were most involved in their religions were 29 percent more likely to be alive when the various studies were completed than were their nonreligious counterparts, reports webmd.. why?

meadow77

Ithink God is good for you, I don't know about religion

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My Ebay Wedding!

by Lin in

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i couldn't help but share, especially with any ebay addicts here, my adventure on ebay preparing for my wedding.

i'm getting married for the second and last time on january 25th.

i found this dress for only $30.00 plus shipping.

meadow77

Congrats on your upcoming nuptials. It looks like your wedding will be beautiful, and not cost you an arm and a leg.

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The Most Caring Poster.

by orangefatcat in

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several times we have voiced our feelings as to who is the smartest poster.

but how about the most caring and understanding poster.

who shows true empathy for others and their problems.

meadow77

I'm gonna vote for VIV!!!!!!!

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News Reports that sound dirty, but aren't

by SixofNine in

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sub-heading from msnbc story on n. korean ship carrying missles:.

growing tension with pyongyang .

lead story on motley fool newsletter:.

meadow77

I love this post. It had me really searching hard, and I found some really dumb quotes that are sooo hilarious. These don't really sound dirty, but they are funny all the same. Please share if you have some.

We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr Dogbody is a detective in the police farce.
-- Correction Notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
-- Hong Kong dental advertisement
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Advertisement
"Cars will not have Intercourse on this Bridge."
-Tokyo, Japan traffic sign
"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of
the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The
researchers also discovered other similarities between the
two, but can't remember what they are.
--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I
have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could
converse with those people"
-Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle