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  If Your Aged Parent Asked U Not To Give Them Blood, Would U Agree?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  be honest.

  if your jw parent trusted you to comply with their wishes, would you honor their request?

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  Nosferatu

  Yup, the ol' bag can die. I'll be better off.
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  Dumping out my purse

  by sweetface2233 in

  1. social
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  ladies, how many of you have had this happen?

  your cell phone is stashed in your purse and it starts ringing.

  you plunge your hand in, hoping to grab it and begin the call.

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  Nosferatu

  - Why is that funny?
  
  I guess you just had to be there. :S
  
  I wanted to test it out by spilling my beer and cleaning it up, but she said no.
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  Do you find yourself funny?

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  do you ever laugh at what you do, or just laugh at what others do?.

  i think i laugh more at what i do, than what others do....yep i find myself funny.. .

  people think i'm nuts most of the time.... so, what's the funniest thing you did recently?.

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  Nosferatu

  - "So, what's the funniest thing you did recently?"
  
  Well I recently bought a used 512M SD card, and it had some video clips on it. So I put them on Youtube.
  
  Oh yeah, and I mailed a President's Choice credit card application to Capitol One using their prepaid envelope.
  
  I still have yet to get that roll of film developed that I bought at a thrift store for sixty cents.
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  Dumping out my purse

  by sweetface2233 in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  ladies, how many of you have had this happen?

  your cell phone is stashed in your purse and it starts ringing.

  you plunge your hand in, hoping to grab it and begin the call.

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  Nosferatu

  Reminds me of being at the bar, and this one woman I know went to pull something out of her purse, but along with the item came a maxi pad stuck to it. I almost friggin' died laughing!
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  Tell Us About Your JW Father If You Had One.

  by new boy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  we are great friends now....but he wasn't much of a father growing up.. worked all the time...we went on few vacations....pretty much pussy whipped my my nazis jw mother.. he never did believe in the whole jw thing.

  he just when along with it, for my mothers sake.. she never did respect him for not being a "spiritual head" and pretty much let us kids know about it.. i, like my mother became very self rightious and judgmental.. i wished now he had just came to me just once and said "keith maybe the jws are not the people you think they are.

  " but he was to afraid of my mother to say that...even though he knew it to be true.i would have never believed him....back then....but it would have planted a seed.... .

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  Nosferatu

  Well, he never got baptized because he couldn't quit smoking. Then he quit studying. The End.
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  somebody told me......

  by grewupJWnoselfesteem78-95 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  somebody told me that when jesus cam back in 1914 he shaved his beard out of respect for the organisation can any current jw's confirm this ????

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  Nosferatu

  No, but stay tuned for new light! In the WT magazine that I did the "comments" for, it basically tells you that you can have a beard when Paradise Erf comes around!
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  Guys, What's it like being one of girls?

  by prophecor in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  they can just talk with you, and be in your company.

  they don't mind sharing with you.

  thoughts fellas, we're talking words, here.

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  Nosferatu

  I wouldn't know. I usually end up attracting every woman I try to be friends with :)
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  What was the 1st thing you did that wasn't allowed after leaving the JW's?

  by cognac in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i haven't left.... 1 thing while i'm actually in is being here though.... i'm happy here.

  i actually feel for the first time really "right" about something... .

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  Nosferatu

  I did most of the bad stuff while I was still in. I did it in this order:
  
  - Listen to Rap music (with bad language)
  - Watched porn (that's where I got educated about sex, NOT from the YY book)
  - Stayed in class and stood for the national anthem
  - Recieved oral sex from my worldly gf
  - Started smoking
  - Quit attending meetings
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  Bible Study Student With A Ton of Questions

  by AddaGirl in

  1. jw
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  i am both new to this forum and new to the jehovah's witness organization.

  i am currently about half way through the 'what does the bible really teach?

  " and have been attending both sunday services and ministerial school for 3 months.. my biggest problem is that, being a researcher by nature, "verifying that all things are true," i have also been researching the organization which has stumbled me greatly.

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  Nosferatu

  The less you know about the world outside the JWs, the easier it is to keep you on the inside where you'll donate money so they can pay for all the child abuse settlements.
  
  They try to scare you with the whole Satan The Devil bit and Armageddon. I'm in "Satan's World" and I'm not a druggie, murderer, rapist, nor any of the other things they'll have you believe.
  
  If you want a real good laugh, check out how many times they predicted Armageddon (and failed).
  
  http://www.freeminds.org/history/history.htm
  
  I lived through the whole "Armageddon will come before the Generation of 1914 dies". Now they're all dead, and they changed that "prophecy" back in 1995. And don't get me started on Armageddon coming in 1975!
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  RichieRich

  by babygirl75 in

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  2. friends

  has anyone heard from him?

  hope he is doing okay and will post again soon...

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  Nosferatu

  Who?
  
  
  Oh yeah. I forgot about him already.