...do you really expect butts to look good in those dresses that sisters are supposed to wear?
Nosferatu
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Look What I Found At The Thrift Store!
by Nosferatu in.
if anybody would like to see this thing, i could transfer and upload it to youtube.
i don't even know if the teulon kh exists anymore..
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Look What I Found At The Thrift Store!
by Nosferatu in.
if anybody would like to see this thing, i could transfer and upload it to youtube.
i don't even know if the teulon kh exists anymore..
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Nosferatu
Cow butt
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Look What I Found At The Thrift Store!
by Nosferatu in.
if anybody would like to see this thing, i could transfer and upload it to youtube.
i don't even know if the teulon kh exists anymore..
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Nosferatu
LOL! I didn't even think of that! Maybe that's why the Teulon KH doesn't exist anymore. Well, at least I can't find anything about it online.
On the film, there's a zoom-in on some lady's butt, and she gives the camera guy a good shaking finger :)
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Look What I Found At The Thrift Store!
by Nosferatu in.
if anybody would like to see this thing, i could transfer and upload it to youtube.
i don't even know if the teulon kh exists anymore..
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Nosferatu
If anybody would like to see this thing, I could transfer and upload it to youtube. I don't even know if the Teulon KH exists anymore.
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Apostates: The Cursed Fig Tree?
by cameo-d indo you think that apostates, atheists, church drop-outs, etc.
will be rationalized as being the non-productive fig tree?.
24 therefore the lord says, .
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It was vandalised for no good reason.
The perpetrator was just showing off to his mates.
He was thirtysomething years old and his behaviour was inexcuseable.Forgive Jesus. He was probably drunk.
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Did you have to miss sex ed class?
by rebel8 ini had to sit out sex ed classes and also evolution classes (yep, pretty much all science classes).. oh, and i wasn't allowed to participate in music class several times.....besides the usual holiday music, once we had to do a play [oklahoma i think] and my character was supposed to say i had a flat chest.
funny, because the youth book is much racier than that.. oh, and gym class when we did yoga stretching.
satan sure is tricky.. did you have to sit out certain classes?.
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I also sat out. Because of that, I had to learn the hard way how to put a condom on a banana. Nobody told me that you aren't supposed to unwrap the condom before putting it on the banana.
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I can reject the emblems from the comfort of my sofa, thank you kindly.
by Nathan Natas insoon jehovah's witnesses will begin their annual ritual of inviting members of the public to participate with them in the rejection of the emblems representing the body and blood of the sacrificial "lamb of god," jesus christ.. the justification they offer for this bizarre practice is that only those who anticipate heavenly life should partake of these emblems.
since the vast majority of jehovah's witnesses believe their future is earthbound, most of the attendees at the memorial pass the wine and unleavened bread along without so much as a sip or a nibble, and the emcee of the event makes every effort to discourage participation by the unworthy.. witnesses say that the new testament is a message intended, not for mankind in general, but specifically for those spirit-begotten future heaven dwellers.
if that is the case, then jesus' admonition to "keep doing this in remembrance of me" is also directed at the anointed, not at the general hoi polloi who aspire to a terrestrial eternity.. like most of jehovah's witnesses, i reject the emblems, but i reject them because i'm an atheist, and i doubt that the biblical sacrificial jesus really existed.. i find that it is much more convenient for me to reject the emblems from the comfort of my sofa while watching the parables of fellow atheist seth macfarlane as revealed by the cartoon show family guy on my tv.. paradoxically enough, i can do this while consuming a pizza and a nice chianti, and i don't have to worry about who else has spread their germs on the cup i'm drinking from.. .
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The only reason I think JWs actually do look forward to attending the memorial is to see whether anybody has the balls to partake. A woman my mother brought into the Troof partook one year, and it caused a lot of whispering in the KH.
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U2 cancels Austrian Tour due to JW Convention
by Bumble Bee inheard this on the radio today, the announcers called it a jw christening, and it was funny listening to them talk about jw's.. .
u2's vienna comeback gig snubbed by jehovah's witnesses.
february 17, 2009. .
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You know how many converts the WT could get if U2 performed ALL the Kingdom Melodies at the convention?
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Choosing Death (for born ins)
by brinjen init's a powerful weapon isn't it?
death.
it was used on all of us at one stage when we were inside of that cult.
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I've thought about this myself and realized that death is better than living a life of slavery
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New BOE letter re: parents permitting fornication
by sir82 inunfortunately i have no scanner.
but i thought y'all might like a glance into the latest mind of "mother".. i won't type out the whole thing, but just select pertinent parts to quote:.
"to all bodies of elders.
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If Christian parents were to allow their unbelieving son or daughter to practice fornication in their home, they would thus be giving tacit approval to immoral conduct.
Oops. I wonder if my mother should confess to the Elders. I fornicated with two different women in my parents' house.
