Don't bother with wearing that sticky patch. You might want to give cigarettes a try.
Nosferatu
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I've been thinking about starting smoking. Should I ....
by Quirky1 instart with the patch or the gum?
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How many anointed can there be?
by Lost-In-Translation ini've been getting reports from paround the country that there have been multiple people, mostly young like in their 30s or 40s, who partook of the memorial emblems.
one person said that she saw 5 people in her congregation alone.
in my congregation 2 people partook - both of them in their 40s.
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Nosferatu
You know what could fix it? Another heavenly cleansing. Some more angels turned bad in 2004 and Jesus has been tossing the angels down from heaven, which is why things are getting EVEN WORSE here on Earth! So, we need some new heaven-bound people to replace those tossed out (Acts 7:12)
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Pre-Armageddon vs Post-Armageddon
by Nosferatu inwhat really is the difference between before armageddon and after armageddon?
before armageddon:.
- devoting our lives to doing jehovah's work (spread the good news).
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What really is the difference between before Armageddon and after Armageddon? I don't see any.
Before Armageddon:
- Devoting our lives to doing Jehovah's work (spread the good news)
- No pre-marital sex
- Elders run the show
- The bad will be destroyed at Armageddon
- Be on your best behavior or you won't make it to the new system
Post Armageddon:
- Devoting our lives to serving Jehovah (clean up bodies, make world paradise, teach resurrected ones the good news)
- No pre-marital sex
- Elders run the show
- The bad will be destroyed after 1000 years
- Be on your best behavior or you won't permanently make it to the new system
To me, it sounds like post-armageddon is going to be just as bad, if not worse than pre-armageddon.
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funniest things to do in the new world
by siy inwhat were some of the funniest things you heard a witness say he or she would like to do in the new word?.
the wife of the brother i studyed with said " in the new world im going to get a porpoise to teach me to swim.
of course i think a porpoise will have better things to do (like avoiding great whites) a than teach non swimmers to swim.. another sister some 20 years ago thought it best if she & her 2 small girls should have horse riding lessons to.
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Nosferatu
I was told that I wanted to pet a lion. So I guess that's what I wanted to do
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What Type Of TOILET System Will Be Used In "THE NEW SYSTEM"?
by african GB Member inwill it be sewerage system?.
or will it be back to ancient "style" of digging the ground and relieving oneself?
at the back of the "villages"?.
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Nosferatu
We won't need toilets in the New System of Thangs. Poop will be perfect and edible, so we can just eat it.
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Nosferatu
I think they're trying to start one of those "continue the story" threads. I'll go first :)
Hello, I'm a new
...visitor to this place you call earth. I have orders from my commander Zython to....
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Any behavior you regret due to JW teaching
by happpyexjw indoes anyone wish they could make amends for mistakes made as a jw?
i tried very hard to follow the teachings very closely, right down to shunning some of my relatives who were df'd.
i also think i was very judgemental and hard on others..
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This happened way back when I was in elementary school. I think I was in Grade one. It was Valentine's day, and I ended up with a big pile of Valentines on my desk, although I didn't hand any out. So, I put them all in a shopping bag and brought them home to dispose of. My mother gave me hell for accepting them and bringing them home.
The next year, the same thing happened. I recieved a truckload of Valentines on my desk. Except this time, I threw them all into the classroom's trash can. I really can't help but wonder how bad I made the other kids feel by doing that. My mother was very proud of me for 'giving a good witness' to the other children in my class.
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What to do with left over memorial emblems
by Mattieu inwe have an italian cong that shares the hall with 2 english congs.
an elder from the italian cong makes the wine & bread every year for quite a few of the congs in melbourne.. after the last memorial is held in our hall, the wine is taken back to this elders house where certain privileged ones are invited back for some socialising and to drink a very nice drop of red wine!
as well as the usual assortment of cheese platters and crunchy bread.. we were privileged enough to be invited back a few years ago, but the whole idea didnt seem to sit well with me, so we took a raincheck and never got invited back again.
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Nosferatu
Why don't you all put those damn crackers in soup? Surely that's the only place they'll work.
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Nosferatu
Yes, many times. Me and a now ex-friend used to do it a lot and I have them all recorded on cassettes. Haven't listened to them in years, mainly because listening to his voice now puts me in a bad mood. Perhaps in 10 or 20 years I'll be able to listen to them again.
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2009 Memorial Video DOWNLOAD THE IMAGES!
by V inimages now available from the video (see below), just right-click and "save as" to download:.
see this link for details on each image: http://www.watchtowercomments.com/wtvmemorial-2009.html.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skppa3kzwbk.
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Nosferatu
Holy crap I can't believe they just recently printed that the number has been going down.