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  Weapons of Math Instruction

  by Prefect in

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  at new york's kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

  at a morning press conference, attorney general john ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement.

  he is being charged by the fbi with carrying weapons of math instruction.

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  At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
  At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

  When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
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  Abortion...

  by Lostreality in

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  wrong or right?.

  right to choose, or murder?.

  what is everyones point of view?.

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  I do not agree with abortion. I remembered this from years ago and looked it up.

  It is from the 1980 Awake May 22nd Page16.

  *** g80 5/22 16 Diary of an Unborn Child ***
  Diary of an Unborn Child
  OCTOBER 5:
  Today my life began. My parents do not know it yet, but it is I already. And I am to be a girl. I shall have blond hair and blue eyes. Just about everything is settled though, even the fact that I shall love flowers.
  OCTOBER 19:
  Some say that I am not a real person yet, that only my mother exists. But I am a real person, just as a small crumb of bread is yet truly bread. My mother is. And I am.
  OCTOBER 23:
  My mouth is just beginning to open now. Just think, in a year or so I shall be laughing and later talking. I know what my first word will be: MAMA.
  OCTOBER 25:
  My heart began to beat today all by itself. From now on it shall gently beat for the rest of my life without ever stopping to rest! And after many years it will tire. It will stop, and then I shall die.
  NOVEMBER 2:
  I am growing a bit every day. My arms and legs are beginning to take shape. But I have to wait a long time yet before those little legs will raise me to my mother's arms, before these little arms will be able to gather flowers and embrace my father.
  NOVEMBER 12:
  Tiny fingers are beginning to form on my hands. Funny how small they are! I'll be able to stroke my mother's hair with them.
  NOVEMBER 20:
  It wasn't until today that the doctor told mom that I am living here under her heart. Oh, how happy she must be! Are you happy, mom?
  NOVEMBER 25:
  My mom and dad are probably thinking about a name for me. But they don't even know that I am a little girl. I want to be called Kathy. I am getting so big already.
  DECEMBER 10:
  My hair is growing. It is smooth and bright and shiny. I wonder what kind of hair mom has?
  DECEMBER 13:
  I am just about able to see. It is dark around me. When mom brings me into the world it will be full of sunshine and flowers. But what I want more than anything is to see my mom. How do you look, mom?
  DECEMBER 24:
  I wonder if mom hears the whispering of my heart? Some children come into the world a little sick. But my heart is strong and healthy. It beats so evenly: tup-tup, tup-tup. You'll have a healthy little daughter, mom!
  DECEMBER 28:
  Today my mother killed me.
  -Anonymous
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  What date Manchester Convention England ?

  by Gordy in

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  can any of our english posters tell me the date for the jw convention in manchester.

  have a friend who wishes to go and hand out tracts and talk to them.

  he went last year and had quite a good time.. i'd go myself but know so many and my wife and two daughters will be there.

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  2nd - 4th July 2004
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  Time To Forgive The Prince Of Wales?

  by Englishman in

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  george carey, ex-archbishop of canterbury, ex-number 1 head honcho of the church of england next to her maj. .

  >>>>it would be "the natural thing" for the prince of wales and camilla parker bowles to marry, the former archbishop of canterbury has said.. george carey and his wife, eileen, met camilla at their son andrew's house in peckham, south-east london, after her relationship with the prince went public, he told the times.. lord carey said of charles and camilla: "he is the heir to the throne and he loves her.

  the natural thing is that they should get married.".

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  PRINCE OF WALES ?

  He hardly ever comes to Wales.
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  Hybrid Cars anyone/

  by Carmel in

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  last weekend alan alda of mash fame did a documentry on the new hybrid cares by honda and toyota.

  ford is coming with on and chrysler is about to launch.

  also are new fuel cell hydrogen cars one even with little discs the size of a skeet that contain hydrogen in solid form.

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  We have ordered BLACK one. Just like OL Henry said it should be. Any colour you like as long as it is BLACK. We had a phone call telling us if we would like silver we can have one immediatly. No thank you we will wait for BLACK.
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  Hybrid Cars anyone/

  by Carmel in

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  last weekend alan alda of mash fame did a documentry on the new hybrid cares by honda and toyota.

  ford is coming with on and chrysler is about to launch.

  also are new fuel cell hydrogen cars one even with little discs the size of a skeet that contain hydrogen in solid form.

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  We have ordered a Toyota Prias. 12 weeks delivery. Just when the 12 weeks were up it has been extended for another 8 weeks. Never mind. The test drive was great. We can't wait for it to come. It is a great car. Maybe the reason for the late delivery is that they arre all being diverted to America. You are all buying them now according to the british press. It seems to have won awards in America & North America.
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  I Hate Mondays

  by Puternut in

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  argh, come to work and check my email, 114 new ones, 18 with attachements(viruses), on my desk there are numerous new jobs, phone calls on the answering machine.

  voice mails on my cell, mail slot got jammed because of all the bills.... i had a great weekend.

  it's just so overwhelming on mondays, so i decided to take a quikie break and have a cup of coffee before i dig in to the piles of work.. is it friday yet?.

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  You Hate Mondays?

  Go to this site and download the song to cheer yourselves up.

  Monday Sucks

  http://www.funs.co.uk.downloads/2html
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  Are there any Newbies out there???

  by Sassy in

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  i was just wondering if there were any new members out there who haven't yet said hello... if so.. please come in and say hi here.. .

  its an easy way to get started.. .

  i know there are those who will read/lurk for a while but one day they jump in and say hi.... .

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  Sorry about the spelling.

  Late at night and to much wine.
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  Are there any Newbies out there???

  by Sassy in

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  i was just wondering if there were any new members out there who haven't yet said hello... if so.. please come in and say hi here.. .

  its an easy way to get started.. .

  i know there are those who will read/lurk for a while but one day they jump in and say hi.... .

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  Hi Sassy

  I have been lerking for a long while now. You all seem a frriendly crowd so I think it is time I jumped in now. I look forward to joinng in.
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  Why Did Elders Split Book Study's?

  by shamus in

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  you would just get comfortable and they would tear them apart, the pricks.

  and give you like one meeting's notice too boot.

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  Has this ever happened to anyone? In the latest reshuffle we have not been written on the list but have been told by the BSO that from the 16th March we are no longer in his group. He says he does not know where we are assigned but we haven't been forgotten and will be told. The list was posted three weeks ago but no phone call received as yet. What a loving brotherhood!!!!!