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  Complete and Finished

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  complete and finished.. .

  no dictionary has ever been able to satisfactorily define the difference between "complete" and "finished.

  " however, during a recent linguistic conference, held in london , england , and attended by some of the best linguists in the world.

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  Life Explained

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  life explained.

  on the first day, god created the dog and said, "sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.

  for this, i will give you a life span of twenty years.".

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  VATICAN HIT BY LIGHTNING

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  hours after the pope said he was leaving lighting strikes.. see picture on link below.. .

  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-21427713.

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  The Pope has resigned,

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  just announced on sky news the pope has resigned..

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  Easter Bunny

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  i apologise if this has been posted before.

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  Inner Peace

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  inner peace .

  i am passing this on to you all because it definitely worked for me and .

  we all could use more calm in our lives.

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  Alcohol Troubleshooting

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  this chart maybe of some help this holiday.. .

  symptom.

  fault.

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  Oh Dear

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  http://www.munsterfans.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?tid=4543.

  scroll down.

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  Beer Scooter

  by Prefect in

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  how many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night .

  drinking and thought 'how on earth did i get home?

  ' as hard as you .

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  Weapons of Math Instruction

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  at new york's kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

  at a morning press conference, attorney general john ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement.

  he is being charged by the fbi with carrying weapons of math instruction.

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