Posts by gitasatsangha

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I submit this as a new Kingdom song

by gitasatsangha in

as per usual with sing praises to jehovah,etc, the music is artfully approprated from someone more skilled.. in this case the dead milkmen's "bitchin camero".

here we go... "kid publisher" -by gita.

kid publisher, kid publisher.

gitasatsangha

Faithful Slave 4 U (Brittney Spears and Ted Jaracz)

I know i may be anointed but i got feelings too and i need to do what i feel like
doing so donate and then listen

All you people look at me like i'm decrepit did you ever think
it'd be ok if i may take over this world always saying old man don't step
our of brooklyn I'm just tryin' to find out why cause control is what i love.

Get it,Get it(whoa)
Get it,get it(whoa)
Get it,Get it(whoa)Weezing

I know I may come off addled I may come off senile but i feel like talkin wierd
eschatology i see this guy what's theocraticl is beurocratic what the hell who
cares all i know is i'm so happy when you're obyeying me.

Faithful slave 4 u
I cannoy hold it,I cannot control it i'm a
Discreet slave 4 u
I won't deny it,i'm not tryin to hide it

Oh baby,don't you wanna take my mags and place them oh baby
don't you wanna door to door praising my name.
Let's go

Get it,Get it (whoa)
Get it,GEt it (whoa)
Get it Get it (whoa)coughing

Faithful slave 4 u
I cannoy hold it,I cannot control it i'm a
Discreet slave 4 u
I won't deny it,i'm not tryin to hide it

i really wanna disfellowship you
i really wanna do what, what you want me too(just reinstate yourself)
Oh baby don't you wanna give up blood for me
like another time and place oh baby don't you wanna dedicate for me think about how
i made my name!

weezing (you like that? )
(yeah)
(now watch me)

Get it Get it(whoa)
Get it get it (whoa)
Get it Get it (whoa)
Coughing

Faithful slave 4 u
I cannoy hold it,I cannot control it i'm a
Discreet slave 4 u
I won't deny it,i'm not tryin to hide it .

(Beat Plays)

Like that (stumbles and falls)

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The Watchtower's Hope For Mankind (song parody)

by new light in

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for some reason that horrible death march song #23 was in my head.

you know the one....dark days are here, man lives in fear... then it breaks into that ridiculous "but the bible gives us a reason for cheer.".

23 the watchtower's hope for mankind .

gitasatsangha

very good

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AMAZING HAS GONE UNDERGROUND

by Simon in

amazing is temporarily unavailable until further notice.

he is not deleted, and will be back to complete his governing buzzard series and regular posting.

something serious is afoot, but he is okay.. please do not post speculation on the reasons.

gitasatsangha

I eagerly await his return without thought of what may happened, though I do hope the Aliens do not use the Probe on him.

27

Finger Lickin' Condoms..

by Englishman in

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imagine if all major retailers started making their own brand of condoms, but kept the same marketing slogans...?.

sainsbury condoms - making life taste better.. .

tesco condoms - every little helps.. .

gitasatsangha

Lincoln Continental Condoms: Room to Stretch Out In

5

JF Rutherford

by dustyb in

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what would happen if rutherford didn't take over in the 20's?

gitasatsangha

Probably not intitially, no. Rutherford had the background and the wherewithal to make a bid at a hostile takeover of a small obscure little sect and turn it into what he wanted. Along the way he surrounded himself with assitants to his little pseudo government.(i.e. Fred Franz as his Goebbels). There are certain JW-Nazi Party parallels.

Another parallel: Soviet Leadership and Watchtower Leadership. . Stalin rules as a dictator, then is succeeded by Kruschev (Knorr) who makes certain reforms, however basically everything is much the same. Slowly power returns to the politburo, enough that by the time of Brezhnev (Franz), the man in charge is largely a figurehead of the Central Committee (Governing Body). After the death of Brezhnev, official leadership passes hands though a couple of more geezers waiting their turn (Andropov, Chernenko) until things just have to change.

The last step was preempted for the Watchtower by setting up shadow leadership commitees which took all effective control from the Governing Body. No Gorby for Brooklynn.

In Short, I think Rutherford had real iron control over the watchtower, and it's still his baby, long after he's just a pile of dirty alcohol soaked bones.

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Animals in the New System

by Bulldog in

has there been previous discussions on the nature of animals in the new system?

most people seem to think that the animals will suddenly become completely different than they are today.

lions and tigers will eat hay, not meat, etc, but if you think about animal natures and the perfect system that exists in the animal food chain, it doesn't make sense.. what would a horse be if it had no fear of predators?

gitasatsangha

a valid point funch, which the Failthful and Discreet Slave has looked into.

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Movies you are ashamed to admit you HATED!

by gilwarrior in

for me i am ashamed to admit that i hated "black hawk down.".

everybody told me that is was this great millitary movie.

i know that it was based on real life, but i was so bored i actually walked out of the movie and i don't do it that often.. also i hated "gladiator.".

gitasatsangha

Attack of the ~~Clowns~~ Clones, Gone with the Wind (you have to be born with a vagina to like this movie, IMHO), Remains of the Day

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Unofficial Poll: Testing Tonight's 60 Minutes Update

by bisous in

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unofficial poll: testing tonight's 60 minutes update

gitasatsangha

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Yoga: The Watchtower's View

by Disheartened in

what a load of crap!

i copied and pasted this from watchtower.org.

this just goes to show how they will stop at nothing to maintain the mind control over the poor blind people who still believe.... yoga.

gitasatsangha

ultimate goal of yoga is moksha, explained as the merging with some impersonal great spirit

Moksha translated from the Sanskrit literally means "Liberation", which is a concept alient and hence "demonic" to Jehovah's Witnesses. What a filthy sack of lies.

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anybody go to another church yet?

by littlemike in

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having left 18 months ago .

i still feel a spiritual need in the way that i do beleive there is a creator and after having done a lot of research on bible arecheaology i beleive the bible is correct.

however we have been taught so much dogma amongst christianity have any of you got to the point yet of going to any other religious meeting.

gitasatsangha

I'm a buddhist now.