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  I'm Ordained and I'm Not Gonna Take it Anymore

  by gitasatsangha in

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  i got myself ordained as a reverend off the internet at universal life church.

  i figured it would be handy to get clergy parking and so on.

  but now i started thinking, hell git, you can start your own damn religion and make money like the watchtower does.

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  Young People Ask: What is the age of maturity?

  by Nosferatu in

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  2. beliefs

  in the book "your youth: getting the best out of it", it suggests that people not date until they reach maturity, which is usually in a person's early twenties.

  was this enforced at your kingdom hall, or were there jws openly dating younger than 20 (not in secret)?

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  Gives Talesin a "G" for Gestures.

  I really do appreciate what you said. I was having a bad day, and I guess that leaked through the keyboard onto my post. You made my day.
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  Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard....

  by Pleasuredome in

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  dont you hate it when you hear a song and you cant quite work out the lyrics, and so you put your own words in instead?

  some people have hung onto their own words for years only to embarrass themselves at some party or other.

  here's an example of wrong lyrics that i cant get out of my head: .

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  Simon and Garfunkle/Ceceilia/"I fell on the floor and I liked it"

  Avril LaVergne/Complicated/"Why d'ya have to and be so constipated"

  Crosby Stills Nash and Young/Woodstock/"We are starbucks. we are roman"

  The Knack/Shirona/"My Sca-ro-tum"

  Stone Temple Pilots/Plush/"I feel it when the dogs begin to snare her"

  Michael Jackson/Billie Jean/"The chair is not my son"
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  A Devout JW Charged with Raping 2 Children and Asault of 5

  by Gerard in

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  2. child-abuse

  http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8930368%255e3102,00.html

  man faces theme park child rape charges.

  march 11, 2004. a devout jehovah's witness and family man raped two children and assaulted five others in a lagoon at a gold coast theme park, a court was told yesterday.. .

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  I almost threw up when I read that. I dont understand why people want to hurt little kids, I never have.
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  I'm Ordained and I'm Not Gonna Take it Anymore

  by gitasatsangha in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i got myself ordained as a reverend off the internet at universal life church.

  i figured it would be handy to get clergy parking and so on.

  but now i started thinking, hell git, you can start your own damn religion and make money like the watchtower does.

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  Well Jesus said something about the meek inheriting the earth. I've looked into the matter with vipassana, zazen etc and got to know myself and it turns out I'm not very meek, and I presume I'm not alone. So what we can clearly see is that when Jesus said this, he meant that the Non-Meek would get dibbs on what was left. Now earth is pretty much a $h/thole these days in most places, and that said I think its time to take up God Jr. on the offer.

  The Proud Shall Inherit Everything Else shall be our creed. Time to start building a giant rocket like these folks out in Texas: www.armadilloaerospace.com
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  Thou shalt not stayeth at the Day's Inn

  by RunningMan in

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  and god spake unto his people, ?thou shalt not stayeth at the days inn?.

  what, you ask, am i talking about?

  well, last week at my mother in law?s meeting, a letter was read, which was subsequently relayed to us (and any other heathens who might have transgressed the list of holy hotels).

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  My ex and I got a Day's Inn at this one convention, and the room was positively nasty. We didn't stay. Went to the local Marriot which was not on the list, but was heavenly by comparison. Got a few bad looks the next day when people asked whree we were staying. By day three a lot of them had moved over to Marriott. If the society ain't racketeering, then they need to hire the good folks at hotwire.com to get them better deals.
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  Young People Ask: What is the age of maturity?

  by Nosferatu in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in the book "your youth: getting the best out of it", it suggests that people not date until they reach maturity, which is usually in a person's early twenties.

  was this enforced at your kingdom hall, or were there jws openly dating younger than 20 (not in secret)?

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  I was one of those fools that got married before I turned 20. What a guy would do for a constant supply of nookie in those days. I should have been in college at the time, hell I might have made a really decent husband for my ex with a little more time and experience. Love and the invisible blessing of the Invisible Man are not enough. Oh well, at least I was god good in bed.
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  I'm Ordained and I'm Not Gonna Take it Anymore

  by gitasatsangha in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i got myself ordained as a reverend off the internet at universal life church.

  i figured it would be handy to get clergy parking and so on.

  but now i started thinking, hell git, you can start your own damn religion and make money like the watchtower does.

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  I'm glad you could guess what I was talking about, from my original blank post, fellow Reverend. I hate this laptop keyboard. I curse it so that it shall not be fruitful.

  Rev. Righteous Malarkey of the UJW Synod
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  I'm Ordained and I'm Not Gonna Take it Anymore

  by gitasatsangha in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i got myself ordained as a reverend off the internet at universal life church.

  i figured it would be handy to get clergy parking and so on.

  but now i started thinking, hell git, you can start your own damn religion and make money like the watchtower does.

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  gitasatsangha

  I got myself ordained as a Reverend off the internet at Universal Life Church.

  I figured it would be handy to get clergy parking and so on. But now I started thinking, hell Git, you can start your own damn religion and make money like the watchtower does.

  So I've for a plan. I think I'll use Witness tactics and Unitarian openness and make a free an open cult of doom. I call it Universal Jehovah's Witnesses. I will reveal the truth as spoke to me through Bob Barker.. the Cosmic Spirit's active representative on earth though secret messages in the Price is Right, and you don't have to believe, just contribute to make use of the facility and day car and what not. Tax free.

  We've been trained well as proselytizers. It's time we made some money off of this.
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  Where's my light saber??

  by Dawn in

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  2 years - but i finally made it to jedi

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  congrats Dawn