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  hello, i am new here...

  by HelloKitty69 in

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  to the people who read this:.

  my friend told me to come to this forum and go into the chat room.

  when i went into the chat room and mentioned her, some of you knew who she was.

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  Yes! Another kitty for me to eat. Yum Yum...
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  Unconditional Love...No Carrot

  by ballistic in

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  a question that has bothered me, even when pioneering and the strongest of witnesses is, why do people serve god in order to receive something in return?.

  the bible says to love god with your whole heart, mind and soul.

  if you take away the carrot of the new system, how many witnesses would go from door to door, study, meditate, attend meetings and assemblies or even show an interest?.

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  I dont like carrots. Thats why I didnt stay a JW. Now if they dangled a golden cat then I would have joined. But not a solid gold cat. A golden roasted cat.

  It was those tigers on the awakes that got me going... mmmmmmmmm here kitty kitty
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  Steven Lett????

  by hillbilly in

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  is steven lett , a recent gb appointee, from alabama?

  is his dad the late mark lett, the alabama exterminator (really , he was the biggest indpendent bug killer in al at one time) who got in the circuit work after serving the w ark areas as a pioneer during the late 60's-early 70's.. is he the same steven lett who served as co in s il back in the 80's?

  just curious- i ate dinner with him in his dads little spartan trailer back around 1970. if he is the gb guy then i've had the honor of eating with both him and don adams, the newest prez (you all may approach and touch the hem of my garment).

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  Steven Lett me eat his cat
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  Does it really matter?

  by ItsJustMe in

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  if you belong to a religion because your family & friends are there, you try to be a good person, you enjoy the activities you are involved in, but deep down you really believe that there is not only one true religion, does it really matter if you remain in the religion of your family and friends?

  realistically speaking, what's the harm?

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  _alf_

  As long as my stomach gets filled with cats or chicken I dont care.
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  We got kittens !!

  by Simon in

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  since our old cat died a few weeks before we moved house, liam has not stopped asking about it and telling us how much he'd like a cat.. i've just been out an got two 7 week old kittens... mainly white with tortoishell markings... they are adorable (i had to use all my manly tough powers to resist bringing all 5 home).

  the kids love them but i'm going to be very strict making sure they don't play with them... until i've finished

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  _alf_

  I'll be round for dinner later. Make sure you dont roast the kittens for too long else they go all tough.
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  In The Pursuit Of Cooler Nuts....

  by ISP in

  1. social
  2. humour

  wonder if this will catch on......... scientists rig up air conditioning system for underpants .

  german scientists have rigged up an air conditioning system for men's underpants.. doctors at giessen university near frankfurt wanted to prove men are more fertile if their crotch is kept cool.. they say the system increased sperm production in men suffering from low counts.. head researcher andreas jung says: "we have known for a while that heat is not good for sperm production, or the health of the sperm produced.

  now we have proved it.".

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  This alien is fertile. Kelly Brooke is having my babies. Lots of little alf's running around, this worlds gonna be a much better place.
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  Fundamentalists of a different flock

  by Rex B13 in

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  this is a short article from breakpoint and i think that the writer explains the christian view on recent events.

  i hope it reaches those who need it.. this shows why christians are different though being capable of some rather nasty acts.

  to my usual detractors, save your bluster as i will not respond to anyone who hijacks this thread with personal attacks.

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  That Jesus person of yours sounds like hes a decent human. Where can I meet him? Theres a lot to be said for forgiving those who murder on a grand scale.
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  you'll regret that!

  by mindfield in

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  sniff sniff... you've hurt me... you've insulted me, my family, and my country!

  you hateful apostates!.

  seriously, personnally i've never heard another canadian say aboot.

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  Never mind the canadians, all earthlings are retarded.
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  New Peak!

  by Moxy in

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  you will be happy to know that the board saw a new peak in registrants for the past month of 375, surpassing our last peak in june during aux pioneer season.

  special thanks to regular pioneer hawkaw who was no doubt responsible for much of the fine growth during the last month.

  more numbers regarding placements and studies for october will be forthcoming.

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  _alf_

  I the reason for the october peak. Everyone is joining now I am a member. They cant get enough of my cute orangeness.

  Simon I have some furballs to send you. Your wife can use them to knit jumpers for your kids.
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  What's wrong with my cat?

  by bboyneko 2 in

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  he sleeps funny sometimes.

  i think he might be demon possesed or something.

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  _alf_

  Oh wow! What a feast you have laid out for your orange pal.