LOL @ Phantom! I think all these ideas are great! I'm in!
SpunkyChick
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How to take down the WTS. Maybe for good.
by avishai ini just heard the most brilliant plan ever.
we draft an all purpose legal document to send to the wts stating that "i,__________ do not want any jw's ever coming to my door, please put me on the do not call list and send this to the congregation nearest me, if they do, i will construe this as harrasment and act accordingly" .
then we pass these out, do a mass mailing, give them to all of our friends, encourage people to make copies and give them to their friends, call it the sleep in on saturday document.
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Another Abuse Case Involving a Jehovah's Witness in California
by Kenneson insee "suit accuses church official of abuse.
4 say jehovah's witness church hid crime; man a convicted child molester" at.
http://www.pressdemocrat.com/local/news/19jehovah.html
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SpunkyChick
This story pisses me off too. At least this sick perv got 14 years jail time (and hopefully gets gang raped in prison).
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SpunkyChick
That was great!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!
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Yankee or Dixie?
by closer2fine inhttp://www.chuckchamblee.com/dom/fun/yankee_dixie_quiz.htm
closer
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SpunkyChick
45% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category. I was surprized they didn't have the option of picking 'you guys' when one addresses a group of people...I always use this from growing up in the midwest.
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What Would A Jehovah's Witness Romance Novel Be Like?
by minimus ini was reading in the religion page of the newspaper today that the mormons are enjoying romance novels in which descriptions of the characters' sex lives are limited to little more the first kiss--- that could happen after they are engaged to be married........any ideas of what a jw romance novel might be like?
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SpunkyChick
thoughts of servicing the contribution box ran wildly through her mind....
LOL!!! I bet Hilary made pasties out of an old Awake and wants to show David...
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Your favorite poems (or song lyrics)
by Love_Truth init would be interesting and insightful to have an idea of what poetry or song lyrics each of us feels to be the epitomy of the art, something that stirs us and has deep meaning.
this is one of my (many) favorites:.
ithaca.
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SpunkyChick
Fucking Hostile
By Pantera
Almost every day
I see the same face
On broken picture tube
It fits the attitude
If you could see yourself
You put you on a shelf
Your verbal masturbate
Promise to nauseate
Today I'll play the part of non-parent
Not make a hundred rules
For you to know about yoursef
Not lie and make you believe
What's evil is making love
and making friends
and meeting God you're own way
The right way(Chorus)
To see
To bleed
Cannot be taught
In turn
You're making us
Fucking hostileWe stand alone
The truth in right and wrong
The boundaries of the law
You seem to miss the point
Arresting for a joint?
You seem to wonder why
Hundreds of people die
You're writing tickets man
My mom got jumped -- they ran!
Now I'll play a public servant
To serve and protect
By the law and the state
I'd bust the punks
That rape steal and murder
And leave you be
If you crossed me
I'd shake your hand like a man
Not a god(Chorus)
Come meet your maker, boy
Some things you can't enjoy
Because of heaven/hell
A fucking wives' tale
They put it in your head
Then put you in your bed
He's watching say your prayers
Cause God is everywhere
Now I'll play a man learning priesthood
Who's about to take the ultimate test in life
I'd question things because I am human
And call NO ONE my father who's no closer that a strangerI won't listen
(Chorus)
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Are You A Man Or A Woman???
by minimus in.
i don't know if it's just me but at times i get confused as to who's male or female here.
for the record, i'm a man.
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SpunkyChick
Is a man with hands
hehehehe
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Are You A Man Or A Woman???
by minimus in.
i don't know if it's just me but at times i get confused as to who's male or female here.
for the record, i'm a man.
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SpunkyChick
I's a chick with b00bs!
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What did you do with all your WT literature?
by Nosferatu injust saw valis' burning wt again.
there was a thread on this a long time ago, and it was funny as hell!.
so, what did you do with all your wt literature?
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SpunkyChick
Record some Iron Maiden onto them and drop them off at your local Thrift store
Funny you should mention that...I was at the discount store, Savers last week and saw The Greatest Man book on the shelf. I sent my books to a few people on this chat board, and was gleeful ripping up my Live Forever book, but kept my NWT Bible.
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My Bio - and official hi to everyone.
by Freddy Krueger inwell, i've posted a few topics already and responded to a few.
and spoke with some of you.
well i just wanted to give you a little background on me.
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SpunkyChick
Welcome to the board Freddy...I was bummed to see you really didn't win in Freddy vs. Jason, but think you're the best horror flick villian!