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  No shorts or printed T-shirts when making ready the stadium before the RC

  by Powermetal4ever in

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  just heard the stupidest thing ever on this weeks service meeting: it was regarding the volunteers for cleaning the stadium before rc.

  they are not allowed to wear shorts or printed t-shirts .but hey its summer!

  its gonna be warm!

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  Oogie

  I wonder if wearing a burkka would be o.k?
  
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  I had breakfast with 50+ JWs on Sunday

  by zimunzucz in

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  we pulled into a hotel parking lot saturday around 6pm on the return leg of a wonderful family vacation to new england - an then fate stepped in---a man in a suit got out of a car with the rest of a picture perfect family.

  i immediately noticed all the name tags--- and my blood pressure spiked 50pts- damn!!

  i was booked in a 4 story hotel full of jws-- the only time they took off the name tags was in the swimming pool- they were so proud of themselves.. at 6:30 am the hot water went cold in the wife's shower- what do you expect on the 4th floor when a herd of jws is trying to get ready at the same time?

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  Good job, a person can only take so much bull before they say 'enough', I'm guessing this was your 'enough' moment.
  
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  List of all the credentials of the Governing Body

  by Watchtower-Free in

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  Closeted homosexuality...
  
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  You could be an ex JW……..

  by punkofnice in

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  if the only song you know by jimi hendrix is.................(fill in the blank).

  if you are under the illusion hank marvin can actually play the guitar.. if you think the shadows and prince would make a great super group.. if the time 'half past eight' frightens you because it sounds like apostate!.

  if you look around for a spy before wishing a happy birthday.. if you have never seen 'the exorcist' or harry potter movies.. if every time you see 6.07 on a digital clock you think of 5.39.. if you find yourself thinking, 'i must look that up.'.

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  I loooooove black pudding now...muah, ha, haaaa.
  
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  What is true love?

  by hoser in

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  i just watched the video what is true love.

  first of all it is painfully long.

  secondly there is an uncanny resemblance with megan(the one who married out of the truth) to the girl in the jeremiah book who married out of the truth.

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  Oogie

  I'm an ESFP, but I still don't fit into the cult. Too much of a free-spirit, I guess.
  
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  The "Ice Cream Video" - is it real?

  by freddo in

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  the "don't buy ice cream give us the money video" that is the subject of other threads.. i am not very good with computer stuff - would someone tell me where it is to be found on jworg please?

  i can't find it.. thanks..

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  Better video

  Edited by Chris Fugue over at JWR. It's got a better ending than the original one.
  
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  Assembly today, Survival Tips and Recommendations Please!

  by Blackfalcon98 in

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  so there's an indoctrination session tomorrow......any tips for getting through with my sanity intact?

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  FayeDunaway 7 hours ago

  Keep a tally sheet the way kids do:

  jehovah

  Governing body

  jesus

  brazen conduct

  tight pants

  etc.

  What are you talking about? 'Jesus' is never mentioned anymore.

  
  

  Don't forget to add 'spanx' to the list.
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  Assembly Survival Kit

  by pronomono in

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  so, i've got the assembly tomorrow, or so the wife says.

  i should have bought this in preparation..... .

  http://cdn.blessthisstuff.com/imagens/stuff/gentlemans-survival-kit-2.jpg.

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  Oogie

  Vodka, no smell, no taste...just keep it in a water bottle.
  
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  Things I trust more than the Jehovah's Witnesses Governing Body

  by OnTheWayOut in

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  i stole this, from of all places, rick fearon.

  i don't know who he stole it from.

  please think of more.. things i trust more than the jehovah's witnesses governing body+ the media+ mexican tap water+ cappuccino from bill cosby+ a bigfoot sighting+ a politician who says "trust me"+ an al qaeda who wants flying lessons, but skips landing and take-offs+ a hillary clinton war story+ bill clinton wanting to give a speech at an all-female school+ gas station sushi+ a brian williams or bill o'rielly news report+ email from a nigerian prince.

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  I trust a ripped condom more than the GB.
  
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  Leaked application letter?

  by Lemonp in

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  i saw a letter leaked on this site that was an application for pioneering/ some school/ something.. it had a part that said "you must not have watched pornography in the last two years" or something similar.. i cant find it now, can someone help me out?

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  Love how the application doesn't mention anything about child abuse...