Zoos

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  Come on, it is so simple people - Russell used Imperial measurements, but what did the Egyptians use?

  by berrygerry in

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  okay, russell based his measurements of the pyramid chambers using inches to determine 1914.. however, what if we used egyptian measurements?.

  duh!.

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  Does this mean 1914 is...... wrong?
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  ARMAGEDDON HAS COME!!!!!!!!

  by Crazyguy in

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  armageddon is happening oh my god!!!

  my tv is crashing and flashing its about to quit, i should have known the great tribulation started a few months ago when the tv started acting up.

  all the warning signs and yet i didn't notice....woe is me and my gnashing of my teeth, i may miss the game on tv tonight, its so much worse than revelations said it would be.

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  And Crazyguy hid himself in the caves and in the rock-masses of the mountains. And he keep saying to the mountains and to the rock-masses: “Fall over me and hide me from the face of this Samsung seated on the TV stand and from the wrath of it's sparks, because the great day of it's demise has come, and who is able to watch football?"

  And Crazyguy will weep and beat himself in grief over his TV when he looks at the smoke from the burning of it, while he stands at a distance because of his fear of her sparks and say, ‘Too bad, too bad, you great TV, Samsung you strong appliance, because in one hour your warranty expired!’
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  SAD HOLY SPIRIT ILLUSTRATION

  by GreenhornChristian in

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  just got an email from elder sharing illustration from assembly.

  the holy spirit does not seem to be in control as it supposedly was in the 1st century.

  it's just lube now.

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  Holy spirit doesn't fap us... it's the Vaseline that makes fapping easier.

  Okay, I got it.
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  Come with me, back to the 1980s--you know want to.

  by FlyingHighNow in

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  i don't know about ya'll, but i did not appreciate the 1980s enough.

  i was too busy lamenting how different they were from the 1960s and 1970s to bask in and appreciate how wonderful they were.. this is 80s music, especially new wave music, and 80s fashion and culture appreciation thread.

  what did you love about the 80s?

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  80's were awesome. Graduated high school in 85. Not even the borg could ruin it for me. They may have screwed up my chances for higher education but that didn't prevent me from enjoying the hell out of high school.

  I once received a Theo. School, #4 talk assignment on avoiding extra-curricular activities at school. I handed it back to the elder and told him I couldn't do it. I was in three extra-curricular activities and had no intention of backing out OR giving the talk.

  But I digress...

  PET SHOP BOYS!!!

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj5sbiW0I2I
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  Disgusting!!

  by Theredeemer in

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  so, about a decade ago there was a big scandal in my city concerning an young elder raping his 13 year old sister in law.

  the elder got reproved but was never turn over to the police.

  the girl's mom was an immigrant and very uneducated and decided it was best to forgive after the elders, whom one was the young elders dad, instructed her to remain silent and rely on jehovah.

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  ... Oh for crying out loud. I give up!
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  Disgusting!!

  by Theredeemer in

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  so, about a decade ago there was a big scandal in my city concerning an young elder raping his 13 year old sister in law.

  the elder got reproved but was never turn over to the police.

  the girl's mom was an immigrant and very uneducated and decided it was best to forgive after the elders, whom one was the young elders dad, instructed her to remain silent and rely on jehovah.

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  Disgusting!!

  by Theredeemer in

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  2. child-abuse

  so, about a decade ago there was a big scandal in my city concerning an young elder raping his 13 year old sister in law.

  the elder got reproved but was never turn over to the police.

  the girl's mom was an immigrant and very uneducated and decided it was best to forgive after the elders, whom one was the young elders dad, instructed her to remain silent and rely on jehovah.

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  my first post! (long read sorry in advance)

  by Letts Party in

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  long time lurker, first time poster here finally looking to get some things off my chest.

  i've always been a very curious person with tons of questions about everything, and i also care deeply particularly about societal issues like social injustice, racism, and homophobia.

  that, coupled with how boneheaded all the elders in my congregation are (except for one), led me to ask even more questions that led me to find ttatt.. .

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  we have essentially the same message the Westboro Baptist church has. The only difference is they say it to your face BEFORE they recruit you. We slip it in AFTER...

  Nice comparison. At least old Fred and company had the decency to let you know what you were getting into up front.

  Enjoyed every word of your post.

  Welcome!
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  Paying It Forward, Church gives Windfall to members

  by designs in

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  i thought this news article would send shivers up the spines of the wt.

  leaders.

  abcnews.go.com >money.

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  The GB is sharing the windfall. All properties belong to the King and his kingdom. As executors of that kingdom, the $1 billion from the sale of Brooklyn properties will go to all Christ's brothers, his fellow slaves... which are represented by the faithful & discreet slave.
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  December 1,2014 watchtower saying buying house is bad

  by hoser in

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  page 15.

  "take for example a christian couple in asia.

  in their younger years, they admired those who could afford to own a house.

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  Isn't the governing body in the process of building themselves a new house as we speak?