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  Another JW urban Legend

  by NikL in

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  well i got e mailed another jw urban legend...er experience.

  maybe you have heard it before but if not.... .

  i received this great experience, well worth sharing.. .

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  144thousand_and_one

  I hope the guy saved a garden hose to hook up to his tailpipe and insert in a window while sitting in the car in the garage with the engine running. It causes less mess, and he'll surely want to kill himself after he feels the new pain in his life attributable to being mentally enslaved by a cult that values miserable living and communist ideals.

  This is an excellent illustration of a fruitful marketing tactic utilized by the JW cult; hit on folks when they are experiencing some sort of life crisis. That's when they're most vulnerable and easier to manipulate. Their Watchtower horseshit fails on anyone who has their head on straight.

  May the watchtower adorn the top of the excrement pile in your nearest outhouse. That'll make it available for fresh poop and pee to wash it down to the bottom of the sewage tank.
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  Would you buy girlscout cookies....

  by butalbee in

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  imagine if this 'girlscout' came to you door?.

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  hopefully the pic will post.......

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  144thousand_and_one

  Butal,

  I'd rather have her at my door than a JW preaching armageddon and no premarital sex. I'd buy her cookies, but I wouldn't take the Watchtower or the Awake or any other WTBTS excrement peddled by the mentally and/or physically enslaved.

  BTW, the new topics are lame. Get back to sex - you have my permission and encouragement!
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  Should US/UK hit Iraq???

  by ISP in

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  wondered what the consensus was.

  here in the uk, blair seems set to support bush in hitting iraq but there is not wholesale support in the uk.

  there is some dissent in other countries.

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  144thousand_and_one

  One thing is certain, Sharon learned a lot from Hitler, and now is working hard to emulate him in every detail. Sharon is a war criminal who should be tried in the Hague. I'm disgusted that part of my tax dollars are going to pay for weapons used by Sharon's forces in committing atrocities. Isreal is going to find itself isolated in the civilized world if it doesn't learn the lessons of history.
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  You Know admits his god is weak!

  by ozziepost in

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  in a strong statement of faith on another thread, our regular poster and self-appointed chief wts apologist gave this description of the god of jehovah's witnesses:.

  the controversy is between jehovah and satan.. that will satisfy satan's acusations that jehovah has put a protective hedge around us .

  so the god he worships is on an equal footing with a created being?

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  144thousand_and_one

  You Know,

  Does your silence on the issue of child abuse and exploitation within your cult (raised earlier in this thread) indicate your approval of it?
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  What did you do during the written review

  by truthseeker1 in

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  by far the most boring part of all meetings is the written review.

  what kind of stuff did you guys (male and female) do to pass the time.

  i either to write computer programs, sleep talk to my wife or sleep in the car.

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  144thousand_and_one

  Simon,

  That's hilarious, because I can remember doing the same thing (making words out of the watchtower)! I guess it's a human response to boredom. However, I also used to doodle in my publications, and my bible had anatomically correct dinosaurs in the inside covers representing the male and female genders. In later years, I began pasting nudie pictures inside the publications so that my parents would think I was studying the "Truth" when instead I was checking out Ms. April!
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  You Know admits his god is weak!

  by ozziepost in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in a strong statement of faith on another thread, our regular poster and self-appointed chief wts apologist gave this description of the god of jehovah's witnesses:.

  the controversy is between jehovah and satan.. that will satisfy satan's acusations that jehovah has put a protective hedge around us .

  so the god he worships is on an equal footing with a created being?

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  144thousand_and_one

  Thanks Dung Beetle!

  I guess it's rather clear that my biggest gripe with the Witnesses relates to the horrific manner in which the organization encourages it faithful to raise their children. Exploitation and abuse are encouraged by the teachings of the JWs, resulting in severe emotional distress for defenseless children. It is my hope that some day legislation will be enacted that prohibits the use of child labor for the benefit of any religious organization.
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  You Know admits his god is weak!

  by ozziepost in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in a strong statement of faith on another thread, our regular poster and self-appointed chief wts apologist gave this description of the god of jehovah's witnesses:.

  the controversy is between jehovah and satan.. that will satisfy satan's acusations that jehovah has put a protective hedge around us .

  so the god he worships is on an equal footing with a created being?

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  144thousand_and_one

  You Know's god is certainly not weak. How else could you explain its ability to exploit children by encouraging their parents to require them to engage in marketing activities on behalf of the JW organization?

  You Know, I was one of those children who was forced by his parents to engage in marketing activites on behalf of the Jehovah's Witnesses. My parents were encouraged to do this by the teachings of your organization. I never had any faith in your organization's teachings, but carried out the marketing activities under duress. I wasn't paid for my marketing services.

  I left your cult as soon as I could (age 14), but paid the price. I was never baptized as it would have taken more than a beating to get me to devote my life to your organization.

  The Jehovah's Witnesses may not legally owe me compensation for the unjust enrichment they received at my expense, but they certainly have a moral debt to pay in this regard. Hopefully, some day the organization will wise up to the vast amount of bad feelings the exploitation of children they encourage is causing, and put out some more of that "new light" in the form of admonition to its members regarding this despicable practice.

  I pity the children who are currently subjected to this exploitation and despise those who facilitate it.
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  How old were you when you lost your virginity...

  by butalbee in

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  how old were you when you lost your virginity and was it all that you thought it would be?????.

  i was 19, and my first time was a complete let down.

  i envisioned that gothic romance motif, all about romance and love, i didn't know what i was doing, didn't know sex was like that.

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  144thousand_and_one

  Let's revisit this issue when you turn 30, Xander. Good luck!
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  BEATING KIDS IN THE WASHROOM

  by Rags in

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  i am 36 yr old female originally from toronto ontario canada.

  was raised jw till i was about 14. has anyone else had this happen in their hall?

  the mom's (thank god never mine!

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  144thousand_and_one

  Waiting,

  Please be aware that the act of disciplining children - whether beatings, whippings, no food, tied to the bed, rapings.......all have been going on for .....well, since recorded history. Naturally, including Bible history also.

  Rape and murder have also occurred throughout history, but that does not excuse these acts. Child abuse is unacceptable, regardless of past history.

  While it's true that folks in other religions also abuse children, I know of no mainstream religion where abuse is not only condoned, but encouraged. Other religions provide child-care facilities for young children who cannot sit still during worship, but JWs provide beatings for kids with short attention spans. Additionally, JWs encourage the exploitation of children via forced marketing activities on behalf of their cult. Don't try to minimize the abuse suffered by children at the hands of JWs.
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  A question for the English

  by apostate man in

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  i have no intentions of starting a flame.

  but, i have a few questions.. i was reading this thread http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=24652&site=3&page=1 and it occured to me that americans and brits have a lot not in common.

  i will admit i am not very educated when it comes to england.

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  144thousand_and_one

  Hillary,

  I find most of your post to be humorous, but do take exception to your stereotyping of Chinese Americans and association of such folks with "New York pimps." The Chinese have contributed much to our culture and we are fortunate to have them here. Perhaps if your country was more tolerant of other cultures, it would enjoy greater economic success.