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  Life, Universe, and Everything

  by D8TA in

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  since i kinda find myself coming to this board frequently as of late.

  i thought i share my perspective on life, universe, and everything.

  kinda to let you all know where i'm coming from.. .

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  HEHE, another Douglas Adams 'believer'.

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  Ridgetown(SP),NJ

  by badboy in

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  i understand from usa today that ridgetown or whatever the place is called in new jersey in the usa that they have designated a stay at home/family kind of thing(everyone stays at home with their family doing things instead of going out to the cinema etc etc).

  will the jws go knocking on doors, disturbing people from their rest on those days?

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  Of course. DUH. You think a little town edict is going to stop them? You need stauncher stuff to prevent the WTBTS mind-meme trying to reproduce.

  Do you not have sex EVERY time a woman says she has a headache? No, you keep on trying, because your genes are programmed in such a way that you have no other choice. Same thing goes for Dubs.

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  AHHHH...the love from Bethel!

  by LDH in

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  listening to all of new boy's stories of the bethelites has reminded me of one of my own..... when i was about 17 (reg.

  pio.

  )our phone rang in the middle of the night.

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  Everyone who wants to be a Bethelite should read this thread. Now that I think about it, everyone who is studying with the Witnesses should read this thread.

  "We are the happiest people on Earth" - PFFFFF, whatever.

  They treat these poor kids like the stuff you scrape off your shoe after a walk in a swamp! It's disgusting, and one of the big reasons why I hate the BORG. These people give them so much of their lives, and they get treated like dirt. It makes my blood boil, really.

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  Memorial Experiences from Hell

  by Black Man in

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  memorial.....the time of year where we meditate on the supposed significance of jesus' death and watch all types of crazy mufuckas come out of the woodwork.

  anyway, we had a new sister move into our territory and lo and behold claims she's of the anointed.

  she was all of 40 years old, 350 pounds, friendly, feels that the friends should treat her with special reverence "since she's one of christ's brothers" (wouldn't that be sisters?).

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  Geez LDH, you and NYT sure have a long history, don't you? He was ripping you off for quite a while! HEHE! Flame on!

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  Hello all, I am new here

  by mbst in

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  i have been reading all the stuff i see on this place for a while.

  i am a jehovahs witness in good standing in my congregation.

  i just need to come on in here and ask for a little advice from anyone who might know what i am feeling.

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  http://quotes.jehovahs-witness.com/

  Read through this, then come back and chat with us a bit. If you're sincere, we'll be more than happy to help you out (in more ways than one).

  Regards,
  ---===[ S Y N ]===---

  Edited, ZIG!

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  Arrrrrrr...!!!

  by sleepy in

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  boo ho, boo ho.. i just lost my post, it ws the best one i ever wrote.. an amazing story full of passion and excitment with a little danger.. and it all got wiped away at the touch of a botton.. boo.

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  CTRL+A
  CTRL+C
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  NOTEPAD
  SHIFT+INSERT
  CTRL+S

  It's happened to me too. Use the above magical incantation (draw a large pentagram around your monitor first with chalk, then light some candles + stuff) and you shalt be delivered from the wretched claws of the Incorrectly Pressed CGI 'Post' Button.

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  I've been shunned from my sister's wedding

  by Quotes in

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  the following is the contents of a hand-written letter i just received from my (21 year old) sister, who is getting married may 18. for some reason, i thought that she would let love and compassion be stronger than wt programming.

  but i was wrong.

  yeah, it sucks.. *** my question for the board ***.

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  MavMan: Come on, respond to this. You publically denounced our dear Quote, so I think it's time you answered to his response. Otherwise we will know that you are just a troublemaker, here to interrupt our discussions with your silly doctrinal regurgitations.

  What have you got to lose?

  Oh wait, you've got absolutely everything to lose.

  Tough one, man.

  But then, to gain the world, you must lose EVERYTHING.

  Come one. Tell us why we shouldn't believe in all this Old Light, do! And tell us why, if we had said we disbelieved the Old Light when it was still New Light, the Society would have disfellowshipped us.

  Even if our life was at stake, over something like blood for instance. How do you honestly explain away ALL THE LIVES of people who have died because of WTBTS policies which were changed the next year? Once again, the Godly Channel gives us New Light! Don't worry about all those folks who kicked the Big Old Bucket because of our past teachings! AND if you question our New Light (which will soon be Old Light), then we'll ceremonially disfellowship you! After all, we are the Happiest People on Earth!

  Does that sound like the actions of God's Organization to you, MavMan?

  *KNOCK KNOCK, ANYBODY HOME YET?*

  The lights are on, but there's nobody home, I think is the case here.

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  BE ON THE ALERT!!

  by patio34 in

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  i received this this morning:.

  i've been advised that terrorists may attempt to pass themselves off as ordinary american citizens and may even attempt to change their hair color, wardrobe or appearance in order to "blend in".

  you are advised to notify the authorities of any suspicious individuals who may match the classified photo example (see attached).

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  Thought that beard looked a bit odd...hmmm...hang on....AAARGGGH!

  That's definitely not someone I'd wanna wake up next to.

  Ever.

  YEARGH!

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  For LDH and Dubla

  by confreg in

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  along....you are obsessed with me arent you... this time it was your fellow antis who clowned.

  and classed the both of you.

  move on.

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  LDH: MavMan isn't too bad. He's (sort of) cleaned up his act...let's just say he's on a trial run right now.

  But NYT is just demented. Try and have a rational conversation with him, and you just get invective back. Lovely.

  Amccullough:(SP?) Yeah, it was intentional. Search for it: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=engrish

  I guarantee you will get a laugh out of it.

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!
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  Rockefeller Global Communications _AGENDA FOR THE

  by sf in

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  < http://members2.boardhost.com/prouty/msg/46714.html.

  [ post a response | the reptilian resistance forum ].

  re: rockefeller global communications _agenda for the new world d march 25, 2002, 12:02 am

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  *ROFLMFAO*

  If we can't get rid of a mere 8 guys in Brooklyn who have killed tens of thousands of people over the course of their religion in the name of God, how are we going to get rid of the entire Christian movement in the WHOLE DAMN WORLD? BILLIONS of people versus a small bunch of UN guys? PUH-LEEZE. You will see the abolishment of world religion the day immediately after the porcine aviators fly in from the frozen wastelands of Gehenna. *SPUTTER* *COUGH*

  This is just ridiculous.

  A new world order? What, us humans? We can't even be trusted to live, let alone try to live TOGETHER!

  People are saying Sept. 11 was the end of the world. People said that when they bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki too, but nobody blames Americans for it today, do they? And look where we are now! The Americans are innocent, but the moment a supposed bunch of Islamic dudes fly planes into buildings and kill about 4K people, the world is going to end. Talk about Islamic dudes getting the short end of the stick!

  Remember - you have the two major faiths of today (I might be wrong) - Christianity and Islam. These very people who are supposed to be abolishing religion are often VERY religious themselves. Even that naughty Bush guy is a devout Christian.

  UGH.

  Come on SF, surely you can find higher-quality conspiracy theories for us to ponder? Try http://www.conspiracyplanet.com for some really meaty ones.

  
  [SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa - For Great Justice!